Putting on a Silver Robe and Wizard Hat

by David Silver


30 - Before Court

"Announcing Silver Lining, Ambassador of the human nation," called out one of the mares as Silver took his place at the podium.

He looked towards Celestia, "A pleasure to see you, Princess Celestia. You had extended invitation to tea, but I have been most delinquent in accepting it."

Celestia tilted her head faintly. Silver hoped that she would easily pick up on his meaning, "Of course," she said, "You hadn't even need have waited for that. I will see you in the dining hall after sunset."

Was it that simple? It seemed to be. Silver strode to meet with Night and depart the court. His eyes glanced towards where he knew the changelings were. One of them was missing. Internally he worried if already the Queen was being made aware of his breaking of the letters of engagement. They escaped together into the hallway only to almost bump into a stallion with white fur and expensive taste in clothing.

Silver looked him over from top to bottom, "Prince Blue Blood?"

The stallion looked surprised, "I was not aware we had met. Did Auntie speak of me?" He flashed a charming smile at Silver and Night, "We are far overdue to meet. I am told you are quite the up-and-comer."

Silver smiled falsely, uncertain how close this pony would behave to the brief window provided in the show, "A pleasure! We were just scheduling a little, similarly overdue, meeting with the Princess."

Blue Blood nodded primly, "I heard. You don't mind if I come as well? We really should speak about how Equestria and the human nation can profit from one another." He cleared his throat, "Pardon for this gauche question, but does the human nation have a more specific title? I scarcely imagine 'pony nation' would be appropriate."

Silver nodded, opening his mouth to speak when Night gently bumped into him. She spoke, "We really should keep moving. There's so much to do before this evening."

"Oh I know," said Blue Blood in an understanding voice, "You must fetch the Ambassador some proper court attire."

Silver flushed faintly, wondering how he kept forgetting about something he lived the majority of his life with, "Do you have a suggestion?"

Blue Blood seemed to swell at the question, "I have several quality tailors and seamstresses." His horn glowed and a card emerged from a tiny little pouch, moving over to Silver. Silver accepted the card in his own silver magic and looked it over. "She lives here, in the castle. She is a true delight, and does my best suits. Tell her I sent you and she will see you are properly taken care of."

With business concluded, they moved to part ways, "See you two for supper time." And then he was gone.

Silver began to trot ahead, aiming to meet with this seamstress, "He was very pleasant. More than I'd expected."

Night followed after, "What did you expect? And where are we headed? The room's that way." She pointed back at their room with a wing.

Silver shook his head, "He's not wrong. I really should get something to wear when I go to formal functions."

They soon arrived in a modest space that easily rivaled Rarity's boutique for its singular focus on fashion. Silver looked around for the proprietor a moment, "Anyone at home?"

A unicorn mare with a pale olive coat and greyish-indigo mane stepped out, dressed finely and with a fine air. "Yes? Who--" She saw Silver and locked eyes on him, "I say, if it isn't Canterlot's most well-known nudist. What can Upper Crust do for you today, or are you simply lost?"

That name tickled at Silver's memory, but he couldn't quite place it. Was she a background pony? She did look familiar... "Prince Blue Blood sent me here to fix that exact problem."

Her guarded expression softened to a smile, "Of course I can do that. Come here, you adorable little colt. Upper Crust will make you presentable." Her horn glowed as Silver was plucked from the ground and brought over to stand between two stands of clothes. She began holding up various outfits to him, rejecting each almost as quickly as it was held up.

Night adjusted her glasses a moment before she asked, "How much is this going to be?"

Upper's expression darkened a little, "If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

Silver shook his head, "Whatever you provide will be worn by an ambassador, and I will be certain to tell everypony who treated me so well."

Upper broke into a smile, "However did you manage that position at such a young age." She selected a blue outfit and held it over Silver, "It complements your deep earthtones and your mane well, does it not?"

Silver examined himself in the nearby mirror. It didn't look bad at all. "It's good."

Upper quickly had him in it with her magic, "There you are. I will send an invoice. Good day."

Silver found his movements slightly restricted in the blue tuxedo front, but he did like the look, so he wore it out, "Thank you, Missus Crust."

Once he and Night were in the corridor, Night asked, "Was it me, or did she not actually tailor anything?"

Silver sat, "No, she didn't. I didn't see any cutting or sewing instruments either. I think she just sells clothes." He raised a hoof, looking at how his new top hung, "Surprisingly good fit, considering. So, how do you like it?" He did a slow turn for her.

Night smiled, "You're somehow even more adorable." They met in a gentle nose-rubbing before they moved back towards their own room, "So what are we going to tell Celestia, exactly?"

"The truth?" ventured Silver. "Though we'll want to caution her. She's not had good dealings with them, the changelings that is, in the past. I know they don't... have to be... evil, though Queen Chrysalis is not exactly the best place to start for looking for converts."

It was evening before long, and Fast returned home. She greeted each of them with a fond hug, "Hey guys! Why so serious-looking?" After she was handed the note she read it over quickly and frowned, "That's just awful. So when are we crashing in and rescuing them?"

Night raised a brow, "We are not doing that. We are going to Celestia. We already have an appointment."

Fast was suddenly garbed in a flowing gown, "Well don't leave me behind! I'm going with you."

Silver frowned a little, "You could make clothes? I could have saved some bits if you showed me that."

Fast directed a hoof at her concealed cutie mark, "Magic, not a spell. Conjuring cloth is a huge pain. I've tried doing it the hard way."

Night shook her head, "I suppose making anything out of nothing is not an easy task."

Silver stuck out his tongue lightly, "You really lucked out in cutie marks. All the spells you learn work with it. I mean, you get a spell down, and then your magic makes it so easy."

Fast pointed at Silver's mark, "And you take what should be years of work and do it in half an hour. I don't want to hear complaining, mister 'Oh I just slap spells around like it's nothing'. Please, you did not do poorly on the cutie mark front."

Night seemed to get uncomfortable, "I'm not sure mine does all that much..."

Silver lifted a hoof and pulled Night closer, hugging her, "Your cutie mark shows your amazing analytical mind, and your keen senses. I know you don't believe me, but I know. You see things most ponies just don't. When I was giving that speech to the crowd, what did you see?"

Night blinked softly, "I saw you were nervous, and your eyes darted around. You were not comfortable lying, but you were not bad at doing it anyway. Your voice hitched a few times too."

Silver nodded, "Exactly. Most of the crowd didn't see that, or they wouldn't have cheered with me. That is an amazing gift, and you shouldn't think otherwise."

Night smiled, looking placated, "We're just three talented ponies. Let's go greet the sun."

They trotted as one to the dining hall. A glance outside showed that the sun had just set, and the moon was already well on its way up. They arrived in the hall to see Celestia at the end of the table, with Luna to her right and Blue Blood to the left. All three heads turned towards them as they entered.

Silver spoke as inspiration came to him, "Truly it is twilight that brings you two together."

Luna opened her mouth before pausing, "Your humor amuses us."

Celestia gave a soft nod, "It's true. I am still thankful for Twilight bringing us back together."

Blue gestured to free seats, "Come and join us. We were just speaking about you."

Silver and his wives parked themselves lightly. Fast wasted no time grabbing some food and getting to eating happily, though an ear was perked towards the rest.

"Good things, I hope," said Silver with a smile.

Luna nodded, "Verily. We have learned much examining the artifacts you brought. Though much of it is beyond our immediate grasp, careful analysis provides clues to some... issues... that have vexed ponykind for some time."

Celestia looked to Silver directly, "You requested me directly. You have something you wanted to discuss?"

Silver lifted the note from his saddlebag and offered it to Celestia. Celestia quickly read it and a frown marred her pristine features. "I am very sorry."

Night raised a wing, "We want to deploy the warlocks in a careful strike to rescue them, without anypony getting hurt."

Blue raised a brow, "The warlocks? I say, when those brutes are involved, somepony is going to be hurt."

Luna scowled at Blue, "They are very well-trained soldiers. They will execute the mission in the parameters given."

Celestia gave a light nod, "I will grant this, only because you don't want to hurt with them. Rescue Silver's parents, but this should not be an attack."

Silver bobbed his head, "I don't want to attack them, just get Rough and Trixie back. Besides, even if Chrysalis may be a jerk, her people are just trying to feed themselves and follow orders. It's not a real excuse, but I don't feel good attacking ignorant people like that. If Nic--"

He could see Luna's magic solidly clamping his snout shut, preventing him from continuing. A moment of irritation gave way to relief. He'd almost said too much.

Luna spoke then, "I will brief the warlocks then. We'll rescue your parents as quickly as possible. Nopony deserves to be drained of their emotions."

Celestia tilted her head, "I would have you go with them."

Silver twitched his ears, "I... actually was going to do that anyway. Oh! I apologized to Thetics, for all the trouble."

Luna frowned, "Why would you apologize to him? He has caused you significant pain."

Celestia smiled gently, "That is his way."

Silver tilted his head, "Well, really, what'd he do? He held me still and said words I didn't like. That doesn't excuse my explosion, or... how I acted when he visited. It's not his fault I passed out before I could break up the fireball."

Fast snorted softly, "He deserved everything he got."

Luna shook her head, "You were put to sleep. You didn't pass out. The doctors were very specific."

Blue pushed to his hooves, "This conversation has gotten too heavy for me. Aunties, a pleasant evening to you both. A pleasure running into you again, Ambassador. We simply must meet in less formal surroundings." Soon he was gone.

Silver frowned in thought, "Who put me to sleep?"

Celestia raised a hoof, "Were you not aware? You thanked him for his quick action."

Silver flushed, "I... no. I could have disarmed that fireball, instead of hurting half a dozen ponies."

Night nudged Silver with a wing, "Before you go off the deep end, think of it from his perspective. A dangerously brash young colt suddenly conjures offensive magic. Just as you panicked, so did he. For all he knew, you were still making it bigger, and were a credible danger to the entire school."

Celestia watched Silver, but said nothing.

Silver let out a slow breath, "I already apologized. I'm not going to take it back. I shouldn't have made a fireball to get out of control in the first place. It's not important who's fault it was at this point. Let's focus on saving Rough and Trixie, not pointing hooves."

Fast licked her lips clean of some sauce before smirking, "Still think he got off light."