//------------------------------// // Fatty `Tia. 2 -Funny-Random // Story: Random stories involving ponies and such. // by Aunt Celestia //------------------------------// Its been two days since the head chef has been eaten. By that time they have gotten a new chef from the "chef closet". And things were running smoothly. Well almost. Celestia, for starters, finally made it to the castle gates. With minimal damage to the castle and staff. Consisting of three broken doors, a chair that Celestia thought she could fit in, and a maid half eaten in the corner. You know, the usual day at the Canterlot Palace. "Aww, finally fresh air!", stated the over weight goddess. It was a long trek for the princess. She did think she would make it out of the castle. But she did it. And who did she see at the gates ? None other then poor little Twily's parents. And what did they have on their backs? Party stuff. "Oh hello there, Night Light, and Twilight Velvet. What brings you here today?" ask Celestia. Eyeing the seven layer cake as she spoke. "Its Twilight's birthday today, your majesty." spoke Velvet with clarity. "We where hoping to spend the day with her. You know take her to her favorite places. You know like, Pony Joes, Tartarus, the library. You know." Said Night Light casually. Starting to struggle with the weight on his back. Celestia seeing this starts to levitate the cake to her mouth. And in one big bite it was gone. "That hit the spot. Now if you excuse me, I have day court to get to". She started to walk away but was stopped by the voice of Night Light. "What the heck Princess Celestia!? That cake was for Twi-" but he never got to finish his sentence as he was being levitated to her mouth. "Ahhhhh!" Was all that he said has he went down her throat, swallowed whole. " Hi daddy!" said Twilight. " Finally! Another adult to speak with!" Said Mead. Suddenly Velvets voice joins them, "Make that two. And happy birthday Twily!" With that done, Celestia made her way back to the castle to start court in another two days.