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// Running for your life for fun and profit 
// Story: Sometimes HIE doesn't have to make any sense 
// by Sigmacipher 
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	"Sure Lyra surrrree...." a cream coated mare said to her human loving associate, "but you still don't have a decent..." 

Suddenly a huge ape thing with clothes on began running down the street where Lyra and said mare where talking. As soon as it was close to the two mares however, it started running in place. "Hi Lyra, sorry about the abrupt question but.."

"But?..."

"How do you make a mare in heat stop chasing you?"

"Who's chasing you?" 

"GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!" an angry fluttershy yelled, "You. Are. Going. To. LOVE ME!!!" And with that the ape thing started running regularly again. Lyra turns to the mare, "That was Seth by the way Bonnie."

"Oh..."

"Now pay up."

"What...really Lyra?"

"Yes."

And thus the mare known as bon bon forked over 20 bits to her harp-butted marefriend. 

"We heard that..."

Well EXCUUUUSSSSEEE MMMEEEEEEE

Meanwhile Seth was still running from the terror that is fluttershy when he somehow knocked into a grey mare. Noticing the packages it dropped Seth quickly scooped them up handed them to mailmare in question then turned around and bolted again. A confused Ditzy Doo then had the unlucky misfortune of being bowled over by fluttershy who was beginning to look vaguely more battier than usual. 

"Quite literally too..."

How could you?

The mail mare took off her cross eye contacts and then the veins around her forehead began to bulge outward. "Going to need to find Twilight quickly Byakugan!!!" 

Oh a reference joke... 

Meanwhile across town a certain apple farmer felt a chill down her spine. "Ah reckon that chill mean I should probably be expecting trouble real soon." And then Fluttershy arrived suddenly interested in something other than Seth and did I mention she looked a lot like she did when twilight cursed her with a bat like state and she started going batty over the apples. Suddenly cavalry arrived, twilight zapped fluttershy, and everything was normal except...

"Hey Twilight we should probably find Seth now and apologize."

"Probably Sunset."

"Uhm I ah hate to be rude an all but who they hay are you talking about?"

"Okay Applejack it's like this..." 

Meanwhile at...

"Oh darling this marvelous." Rarity said looking at a set of mannequins decorated by Seth. 

"Yeah hey um so uh..that stuff...it works right."

"Dear I only keep it around in case opal goes into heat but..."

"Yes?"

"Fluttershy does have a rather unique condition."

"So it should work on her bat form." 

"Yes...but deary do try to avoid using it if she calmed down by then..."

"Got it...hey do they serve alcohol at Pinkie Parties?"

THIS FIC IS TEEN RATED AND STOP INTERRUPTING ME I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT ALRIGHT!!!.

"Geez that author guy is starting to get annoying." Pinkie then stared at the oven, "Now where did I put that party cannon."