Wake up and Smell the Coffee

by Fandom Trash Snivy


Roommates

Java Jubilee sat in her seat across from her roommate Arctic Lily. Yes, they were now roommates. This all started when Java Jubilee couldn't pay the rent for her apartment anymore because, you guessed it, she wouldn't stop daydreaming. If she didn't daydream, maybe she would've kept her apartment.

But no! She kept on daydreaming and daydreaming; getting fired and laid off job after job. Java Jubilee never seemed to learn from her mistakes, especially from daydreaming. Well, at least she now shared a house with her best friend! It wasn't the best kind of house in the Crystal Empire. It was a medium-sized opal house with a sapphire door and ruby windows. It had an emerald roof that always seemed to reflect light onto unsuspecting crystal ponies' eyes. That house received many complaints; one because it was too tacky for using too many kinds of crystals and jewels, and two, for the emerald roof.

Arctic Lily could've not helped her best friend if she wanted to. But Java Jubilee was oh so desperate! So, she decided to let her live in her house, her very tacky house. Her house with an irritating roof.

"Erm, are you gonna eat that?"

"Eat what, Arctic?"

"Eat your pancake."

"Wait, what?"

"Ugh."

She was busy daydreaming, again! When will she ever learn? Arctic Lily had to face this every day. Whenever the two best friends were out walking in the Crystal Empire, occasionally a little filly or two would ask why Java Jubilee was "concentrating" on a crystal berry bush. Many a time Arctic Lily would facehoof herself.

"Java, when will you ever stop daydreaming?"

Java Jubilee's eyes snapped open.

"Daydreaming? You thought that all this time I was daydreaming? Ha, Arctic Lily! That's a good one!"

"I'm serious."

"When you're serious, you're not serious."

"I'm not joking this time."

"I'M SERIOUS ABOUT YOU NOT BEING SERIOUS ABOUT BEING SERIOUS!"

A large silence took place.

"Ponyfeathers! Java, you need to move your flank out of the sapphire door so you can make it to your first day on the job!"

"You're right! See ya later, Arctic!"

Java Jubilee goofily ran outside and shut the door.

"Cadance, Celestia, Luna, please tell me that my best friend Java Jubilee won't daydream today..."