I was once a woman in her twilight. I was once a mother and a wife. I was once a respected human being. I was once unquestionably happy.
Now I am Barbara The Dragoness; property of House Shine, Squire to Prince Solaris, Assistant to Apprentice Dusk Shine...
and master of my own fate.
This is the story of my second childhood and how I found the strength to keep moving forward.
Welcome to my new life.
Welcome... to The Poisoned Barb's Tale.
"I hope to see you there!"
"... Hmmm... Yes. We shall look forward to our meeting then, Misses Barbara D. Burns.
"It will be a pleasure to be properly introduced to the real you."