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// Pinkie Pony's Pizzeria 
// Story: Random Short Poems 
// by Amiss 
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I needed the money
Just a little more cash
So I took the job at pinkies
To take over for Rainbow Dash

Just be the watchpony
Simple enough
But I didn't know the ad
Had left out some stuff

I sat in my chair 
On my that dreadful night
Looking for intruders
(Though not willing to fight)

Glancing at the cameras
Watching the fake ponies on the stage
I was lost in my newspaper
Barely glancing from each page

I looked to the camera
And my calmness was now done
For what I saw
Was that I was missing one!
[WTF?!]
I cursed Celestia
My first night here at work
Somepony stole an animatronic
And in the dark they lurk

I grabbed my hat
And clutched my flashlight
(Inside my mouth)
Before setting out into the night

I looked in each room
Cutting the dark with light's beam
Having a feeling of being watched
Or that's what it would seem

I got to the party zone
A room now creepy and void of fun
I looked upon the stage
To find Pinkie was the only one?!

I gasped and jumped
As it's eyes snapped to me
But it just sat staring
As if it could see

I regained control of myself
And quickly left the room
With the pending feeling
Of imminent doom

I saw the form of twilight
Before me in the hall
It too seemed to stare
But I said imagination was it all

I saw nopony
Who had moved it there
I felt dangered by it's presence
To move closer I didn't dare

It's glowing eyes
Flickered to a start
And it came staggering towards me
But I wouldn't take part

I ran the other way
And hid in my office
But I could tell
That something was amiss

I looked out the window
To see Fluttershy pressed to the glass
I was locked inside my room
And the power wouldn't last

I looked down to my watch
And with a feeling of shock
I found that the time
Was barely 2 o'clock 

The sounds seemed to stop
And the cameras showed nopony
The "things" had scattered to various rooms
This job was no longer worth it to me

I crept into the hallway
Silently I made my way
Towards the exit
So I'd live another day

I bypassed twilight
And then Fluttershy
I had a tainted feeling
That I would not die

I was almost out
With but a room to go
My heart skipped when I saw it
The final damning foe

I saw "Pinkie" standing there
Pointed teeth in a foul grin
And in her glowing eyes
I saw only sin

She came slowly towards me
With a low croaking laugh
It wasn't long after
That I fell victim to her wrath

So I've moved about this stage
Each and every day
After being lost to this suit
Where forever I will stay...