"Hey, Rainbow Dash?"
"Yes Pinkie?"
"How come you and I are friends? You always say I'm annoying, yet you've never left me. Not even once."
"That's what it means to be the element of loyalty. But okay, I'll tell you a story, and maybe it'll give you your answer, maybe not. Anyhow, you must promise to listen."
"I always listen!"
"Haha, if only that was true"
"It is true, I promise!"
"Not a Pinkie promise, I hope, for your own sake."
"Fiiine, but get started with the story now!"
"Okay, okay. Here we go..."