Sometimes HIE doesn't have to make any sense

by Sigmacipher


Yes we already knew humans existed so don't mind us

Breakfast was pretty good, considering what ponies generally worked with. Eggs, hash browns, and orange juice. Seth had forgotten in the emotional turmoil that happened in the bathroom that ponies in this world could be omnivorous, but generally tended to shy away from meat because...seriously people they're ponies do I have to spell it out for you.

"Okay Mr. Narrator we get it, no reason to be a big meanie pants." Pinkie Pie said staring into the fourth wall with a huge grin plaster on her face.

This shocked the daylights out of Lyra and Seth. Lyra had been trying to learn more about humans and had been questioning the summoned human while Seth had been trying to defer the questions to Sunset Shimmer, who he felt could better answer most of the more obvious questions. He had to fill in gaps of specific information, however, when it came to things unique to his place in the multiverse.

Twilight and Sunset had expected this because Pinkie Pie...we all know about this by now...I mean season 5 is coming up and...

"Okay dude, just chill out," Seth said turning to point where Pinkie Pie was staring just a moment ago, "I've seen FIMfiction enough to know that this is a pretty weird fan fic." He paused looking up from the computer that Spike, Twilight's dragon and best friend/assistant/wingstallion.

"Rarity seems to say that more than anyone though..." Twilight noted reading the latest line from a particularly bad fanfic that broke the fourth wall constantly.

"Anyway welcome to Ponyville, I know every..." Pinkie started to say but then Seth shoved a hand into Pinkie's mouth and whispered something. Pinkie's eyes bulged and gasped to the point of it being remotely comical. "But I practiced that speech for months...Months!!!"

"She knew about the spell didn't she..." Lyra said pouting a little.

Twilight sighed, "Lyra she's Pinkie Pie for Celestia's sake it's a miracle that Seth was able to genuinely surprise her like that."

"Speaking of which we should probably try to at least inform Celestia so nobody panics." Sunset offered before drinking a gulp of orange juice.

"OHHH!!! I just realized..." Lyra started suddenly aware of what time it is mainly for purposes of this fanfic "I was supposed to check up on Bonnie after I was done here...I gotta go see ya." Lyra rushed out the door.

"She's going to tell the entire town about me isn't she?" Seth said swallowing a piece of toast.

"Probably...I need to get that party of yours organized STAT..." Pinkie said with a surprising amount of seriousness.

"This going to a fairly bland chapter isn't it?" Seth stated with almost a hint of boredom in his voice.

"Probably..." Chorused the three remaining ponies as the started about doing the individual tasks.

Then Seth turned around and the rest was a blur.

A cyan blur that is.