//------------------------------// // Bubbles! // Story: My Little Pony: Sonic Gen. Underground // by Jake Witt //------------------------------// "PARTY PARTY PARTY!" "Oh my mom!" She screamed. Celestia never says that, especially in her Canterlot Voice, unless something truly terrifying happens. Suddenly Luna bursts through the door, "Tia, it has begun!" "Sonic, stop your story," Twilight said with a hand on her face. I lower my stapled paper story, "What?" "'Oh my mom' and 'Tia, it has begun'? What is that?!" I pass her the papers, "Um.. Art? Just like this drawing!" Twilight stared at the picture, at first in curiosity, then fear, and finally anger. "Where did you find this?" She asked between her teeth as a scowl formed. "I got the idea from a dream." Twilight tossed the bind back at Sonic, "Yeah and I'm a princess." She said, flapping her arms, "Spill." Before I could say anything, Zecora bursts into the library, "Lord Sonic! Returned has the Ener Jac!" "Nah! That's just Knuckles cosplaying, again," I waved her off. "And Perfect Chaos is back." I flipped a nearby table with enough force for shards of wood to fly everywhere, "Where is he?" She paused a moment, "I was under a tree, deep in thought. When I saw a monster tower Canterlot!" I drew out Caliburn, "Caliburn, summon Hyper Sonic!" I commanded as I left Twilight's tree library. "First the changeling interrupt Sir Lancelot and Cadenza's wedding, now this?!" The rainbow factory once more rumbled as the rainbow racing car emerged from the clouds with bifrost forming its tracks. Rainbow Dash pulled on her blue-gold jump suit and followed as she slipped on a pair of shades over her shades, "Yeah baby! Break those academy records!" Not far behind, Shadow rode the waves of his fan girl army from the ground. The horn sounded. That meant the Sonic Heroes were needed and Sticks knew Amy would join them no matter what. "Amy stop." The pink hedgehog stopped in her tracks, "What is it, teacher?" "May I remind you of our training? No distractions, wax on and wax off is not real, the government is watching, and...?" Amy sighed, "My weapon is an extension of myself. Leave no evidence and make it quick." "No, make it quick if there's blood or terminal civilians! You are not ready." "But I need to go." "Then you shall. Finish what you start, always," she pointed her staff to the door as Amy covered her head in the hood of her cloak, leaving the Manehattan sewers. Sonic could sense their presence and hear Shadow coming towards him. The awesome Sonicbolt. The screaming fan girls carrying the reason they live. The rustling of bushes and leaves. He sat in his car as soon as it arrived, placing Caliburn inside the key slot. "Everyone ready?" He asked as Dash, Shadow, and Amy nodded. He started the car, activating the giant Sonic mech. It teleported on command once the transformation was over. Below them, Perfect Chaos flooded the city in... BUBBLEZ! "Sonic we can't do it!" Caliburn cried, crying less after Sonic back handed the sword. "No, we can do it and we will!" Tails flew by with the Tornado X, "Tails here! Need some help?" "Did you bring Jet?" "Sup!" the bird said. Sonic focused his team's power into Caliburn, "Lets go! Activating Hyper Tornado Sonic Jet X!!" The Tornado X loaded Jet's gravity ring becoming the "Jet X" mech before merging with Hyper Sonic. The new mech looked like a giant rainbow Metal Sonic with blue-green wings and four arms. One arm held a Piko Piko Hammer, another had a machine gun, the third had a canon, and the top right had a giant Excaliburn with a blade forged of pure Anarchy Beryl by Dwarves. The battle was so awesome it couldn't be described. It was so epic, the Bronies that witnessed it died and their bodies were fed to Mephiles the Dark's fans. Only BlackGryph0n survived with rainbow-related injuries. Dr. Robotnik flew by with a grin, "Snooping as usual, I see! Well, you're missing my party in Twilight Town!" "STAY AWAY FROM TWILIGHT!" I shouted, tossing a hand full of rocks and fangirls at his Pingus Mobile. He dodge it while Rich Rolling us. We lept into the air, landing directly in front of Golden Oaks. Sure enough he built something of true evil. It was a giant, orange robot centaur with a red electric guitar war hammer. It had a mark on its white chest of a blue shield with a yellow lightning bolt. Robotnik returned to view, "This Waifu Stealer series: Flash Sentry 3.14159!!" Tails went all nerd mode, "So Flash Sentry Pi?" The robot instantly fell apart, freeing Twilight and Fluttershy. "How did you know the pass code?! I don't deserve my own promotion!" Robotnik complained. The mech got in a fighting stance, "Twilight, my love, let's finish this!!!" I commanded as Twilight gave us magic, turning the mech into Sparkling Hyper Friendship Tornado Sonic Magic Jet X that now had a horn. We focused our power. "You god set!" I called. "Shenobe set!" Amy followed in a slightly heart broken tone. "Hot ass set!" Shadow followed. "20% cooler set!" Rainbow followed, wearing five pairs of shades, "I can't see." "Null gravity set!" Jet shouted. "Max power set!" Tails exclaimed. Twilight entered the mech, pressing the harmony switch, "Friendship Is Magic!!!" All at once we controlled the mech to fire a rainbow ball of energy. Somewhere in town somebody is screaming, "Taste the rainbow mother nope!!!!" Pinkie closed her paper back book, "And everyone was happy! Especially Sonic, who MHHHMAHMPHH!" I placed my hand over Pinkie's mouth, "Yeah, don't write fan fiction... ever again." Twilight sat slumped in her throne, "Don't write any forever." I walked back to my bean bag seat next to little me as the party pony responded, "But its fun!" "No. Its bad so stop." "Fine! I will replace Sonic with Silver... nope. Its dead," Pinkie huffed. "It would only fix the ending." Little Sonic wrote on a tiny white board in terrible, yet readable, hand writing, "HoW woULd it fiX thE eNdIng?" "If it was just big you and Twilight: the Flash bot would kill him and mobian Twilight would revive him... With a kiss." The Sonics gaged as the big one replied, "Been there, done that! Disturbing memory. And?" "If it was Silver, then would make out as they hovered into a cloud!" Pinkie gave a calming sigh. Twilight glared at the pink mare, "Don't write romancic novels, either! Just stick with parties, please?" "Okey Dokey Loki! I'll even pinkie promise it!" She almost bounced off when Twilight grabbed her tail. "I don't think you will hunt yourself down." Twilight tossed on her crown as Sonic rose Caliburn high from his seat, "So that pinkie promise is now a royal promise. We decree that you will not write another fanfic with real... People!" Sonic adds, "By this royal promise, you can only write these real Mobian/Pony fics away from Equestria and any place that share land with Mobians!" "So I can only write this in North Kornea?" Pinkie asked. He lowered his sword and looked at Twilight, "Sure...?" Pinkie hopped away, "Hail great reader! I wonder what kind of cake they have in a dictionaryship?" Her rambling quieted as she left. Looking around, eye brows were raised as everyone shrugged.