Wake up and Smell the Coffee

by Fandom Trash Snivy


Prologue: Coffee for a Cutie Mark

It used to be a shameful life. A life full of no dignity at all. Nopony knew what was going to happen next. It had been exactly one thousand years since King Sombra tried to take over the Crystal Empire again. He failed to do so because of the Mane Six and Spike saving the day with Princess Cadance. So the empire again returned to a blissful peace.

But a few years before King Sombra's so-called "grand return" to the Crystal Empire, there lived a small paranoid-about-a-certain-King Sombra family in the Crystal Empire. They lived in a small ruby dwelling, but hey, it was home.

This was where a young filly and her family lived. This filly's name was Java Jubilee. She was a crystal pony (of course) who had a light, almost candy-colored pink coat. She had a light pink, hot pink, light yellow, dark lavender, cold pink, and cerise pink mane tied in pigtails by two tri-colored yellow, lavender and pink bands. Her tail was also tied with the same kind of tri-colored band. She had long bangs that came down just above her eyes. She had navy blue eyes that almost seemed to contrast with the other colors of her appearance.

Java Jubilee was quite the energetic and excitable filly...when her parents weren't busy worrying about a certain evil unicorn king.

"He's going to come back," her mother Coffee Bean spoke. "I just know it."

"Don't worry honey. I'll protect you and our daughter from that horrible king," replied Coffee Pot, Java Jubilee's father.

She was fed up with this King Sombra nonsense. Of course he wasn't going to return! It had been almost one thousand years since he last took over the Crystal Empire! She didn't quite understand what all of this mass hysteria was about.

"No matter how you put it, King Sombra is not going to return!"

"You don't understand," Coffee Pot told his opposing daughter. "He's going to return. Everypony here knows that."

"Wouldn't he be gone by now?"

"Sometimes things don't go away. They stick around for a while, waiting for a chance to unexpectedly throw you off your trail."

"I don't get what you're saying, Dad. I'm only nine years old."

"I'm saying that by now, King Sombra is as old as the Princesses of Equestria. He could sneak up on the Crystal Empire at any given time."

"You didn't use to be like this. Nopony here used to be like this. I feel like I'm the only pony here who knows what's goin' on. Now excuse me as I go to my room!"

Java Jubilee stormed off to her room without another word. Her parents turned their heads in her direction.

"Y'know, Coffee Pot? Maybe she's actually right..."

"She's just a filly."


Java Jubilee sat down on her bed and faceplanted into it. There were times like this when she hated everypony in the Crystal Empire, even her best friend Arctic Lily. Even she had been "afflicted" with the so-called "Sombra-steria". It was bad enough that her mother and father are worried about this, but her whole community? Blasphemy! She thought that all of this was utter blasphemy! All of this traced back to King Sombra.

King Sombra.

"Arrrgh!" screamed Java Jubilee into her bed-sheets. "I hate you, King Sombra! Hate you! Hate you so much for causing all of this paranoia throughout the Crystal Empire!"

Java Jubilee sat up on her bed again. "Maybe knocking some sense into these ponies' heads will finally earn me a cutie mark."

Her lack of a cutie mark was terrifying.

Even Arctic Lily had already earned her cutie mark. It was a teal fleur-dis-lee. Sometimes Java Jubilee envied her friend for that very reason. The Sombra-steria and the lack of a cutie mark always seemed to drive her crazy. They sometimes kept her up in bed all night.

"Why do I have to experience this kind of stuff? I'm just a filly..."

Java Jubilee walked out of her room and sat in the empty hall. Instantly she began to sing:
"I’m just a blank slate
Just a small fry
I have no known fate
Unless I try



Life seems very boring
When you don’t know your purpose
I’ll just go exploring
To go find my purpose
In life



Just a plain ol’ crystal filly
With no cutie mark at all
I’m really feeling quite chilly
Sitting in this empty hall



If I only knew why I am here
I would stay in my place
And work everyday without any fear
But my flank’s a disgrace



Just a plain ol’ crystal filly
With no cutie mark at all
I’m really feeling quite chilly
Sitting in this empty hall



Nopony to help me…
....at all...."


Four days later, it was Saturday. Java Jubilee was thirsty in the morning. Sometimes her mother would prepare her coffee on special occasions, but mostly she just drank milk instead. Today felt like a special occasion to her. She was going to convince everypony that King Sombra was truly gone.

Java Jubilee was already in the kitchen. "Mom! I need something to drink!"

Instantly Coffee Bean was in the kitchen. "What do you need, sweetie? Do you need a glass of milk?"

"Na. I'm gonna have a cup of coffee!"

"Shall I make it for you?"

"Nope, Mom! I'm gonna make it all by myself!"

"That's a big step! Are you sure you can do it?"

"Of course I'm sure, Mom! I'm nine years old!"

Java Jubilee got out a coffee bag and a coffee mug. She poured hot water into the mug. The contents of the coffee bag were dumped in. She stirred the pot with a spoon. Soon she grabbed the mug's handle with her teeth and set it on a manual coffee machine. After putting the machine on the stove, the coffee machine was warming up. Soon the coffee pot's contents slowly began to look more like coffee and steam was coming out of it.

The coffee was finally done, and Java Jubilee couldn't wait any longer to taste it.

Carefully, she maneuvered the coffee pot to carefully pour its contents into a small mug. She dipped some cream into it and carried her mug back to her seat at the kitchen table.

"Yum! This looks good!"

Java Jubilee grabbed the mug with her hoof and gently sipped the coffee so it wouldn't burn her tongue. Right after she swallowed, she heard a sparkling sound from behind her.

"Huh? What's happeni-"

She immediately gasped when she realized what was happening to her.

"Mom! Dad! I'm getting my cutie mark!"

Immediately Java Jubilee's mother and father came into her kitchen.

"She's right!"

Soon the image appeared on her flank. It was a white cup of coffee with cream in it. The coffee cup had "My coffee and me" written on it.

"I'm so proud of you!" Coffee Bean spoke.

Java Jubilee set down her mug, got up out of her chair, and hugged her mother.

"I'm so happy that I could sing a song right now!"

Again, Java Jubilee began to sing:

"What’s this?
Could it be?
Have I finally discovered
The real me?


My flank’s covered
With a cutie mark
A cup of coffee
Now it’s not as dark
In my heart!


I’ve finally found my destiny
I’ve gotten my cutie mark
This shed light on my destiny
To find a perfect job!"