Not Important in Equestria

by Insert Clever Name


Okay fine shut up

Twilight was scared for her life, as Not Important approached her. Magic enveloped her horn, and she zapped him. He clutched his chest as he fell to his knees.

"What did you...?" He said, groggily, as the spell began to affect him.

"It's a knock out spell." She said. "Don't fight it, let sleep take you."

"God ... damn it." He cursed, as he fell asleep.

And then Princess Celestia swooped and stomped his fucking head in like a god damn watermelon like the awesome waifu she is.

The fucking end