Pinkie and her friends were all sitting on the living room floor of Rarity's. They were waiting for someone to make the first move on telling Pinkie what she might be feeling nowadays.
"So, since no one will tell me anything about what the heck is going on, I'll just go then,"Pinkie said. She startedtoget up, but Rainbow pulled her right back down.
"Fine, I'll do it. Now Pinkie, we just wanted to tell you that-"Rainbow started.
"WAIT! Before you say anything to me, shouldn't I be able to learn love myself? I mean, if you guys telk me, this can alter me and Cheesie's friendship. I don't want things to be awkward between us just because a couple of my friends told me stuff about how I can fall in love with someone. I just don't want that,"Pinkie said. The group thought about what she explained to them. Finally, Applejack spoke up.
"But, what about the dance?"shes said.
"What about it?" Pinkie asked.
"Well, dances are supposed to be romantic, and New Year's Eve is somewhat romantic. And romance is love, so shouldn't the creator of a New Year's party know about love before making a dance about?"Applejack asked her with one eyebrow raised.
"You make a good point, Applejack. But I have Cheese. He knows about love and romance, so he knows hiw to make things more romantic!" Pinkie said, smirking. She knew she got them tongue tied then.
"But you need to know about it too because two great minds must think alike. If you don't think alike when it comes to romantic things, how can anything function correctly?" Fluttershy said.
"Fluttershy's right. In fact, I think you can learn a thing or two from him," Rarity said.
"You guys are so weird! Read my lips, guys. I don't like Cheese that way, okay?" Pinkie said slowly, making sure every word that came from her mouth was clear and understandable.
"You didn't say that when I saw you almost kissing him,"Rarity said, looking at her nails with a smirk. Pinkie immediately blushed.
"WHAT?!" everyone else in the room said. They looked at Pinkie with wide eyes.
"Pinkie Pie!" Rainbow said, shocked that her friend almost had her first kiss.
"We didn't actually do it. We were just...caught in the moment. We were dancing on the floor like we were ice skating, I fell, and Cheese picked me up. No biggie,"Pinkie said, looking at the ceiling.
"Major case of the crushies,"Fluttershy said. Everyone nodded their heads.
"I do not have the case of the "crushies." You guys are full of balogna. I'm gotta go to Cheese's place. Come talk talk to me me when you have questions about the PARTY,"Pinkie said. She got up, grabbed her bags, and walked out of the door Everyone looked at each other.
"Maybe we shouldn't've intervened with this. It's too personal and a touchy topic for Pinkie. Let's just leave this alone,"Applejack said. She looked at Rarity."For real this time."
"Ugh, fine," Rarity said.
Pinkie took out her phone and dialed Cheese's number so he could pick her up. After he did, she wanted to go to his place.
"Are ya sure, Pinkie? My place is…pretty embarrassing. And by place I mean my mom,"Cheese said.
"I'm sure. Anything to get away from my friends,"Pinkie said, pouting.
"What's wrong?" Cheese asked, starting to drive.
"They keep telling me about love and how I'm in it. But I'm not. They just assume that because..." Pinkie said.
"Because what?" he asked.
"Because I hang out with you alot. Man, you hang out with one boy and you're labeled for life,"Pinkie said, shaking her head.
"Oh. So...um, can we mail the invitations now?" Cheese asked.
"Oh, they're at my place,"Pinkie said.
"Why do we need invitations again?" he asked.
"Because people need to know where they're going and what time to be there and what time to leave," Pinkie said.
"Oh, right,"Cheese said. The rest of the car ride was silent, aside from the occasional bump in the road. When theygot to their destination, they both got out of the car and carried some of the bags. Cheese took out his key and opened the door.
"Cheese, sweetheart? Is that you?" A high-pitched voice asked. The woman who owned that voice walked of what appeared to be the kitchen and kissed Cheese on the cheek.
"Moomm," Cheese groaned.
"What? I thought you always liked my-" she looked behind him to see a pink-haired girl carrying some bags.
"Oh, I see. You brought your little girlfriend over,"Cheese's mom said.
"What? she's not my girlfriend! I mean, she is a girl and a friend. And I do like her but NOT like that but, uh,"Cheese said fast.
"He's right! He's my assistant for the upcoming party! Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie!" she said, holding her hand out and smiling wide for her to shake it. She shook it and smiled as well.
"Well hello, Pinkie! It's a pleasure to meet one of Cheese's friends. Especially since he's never brought a girl home before,"she said, poking Cheese's stomach.
"Moomm," he groaned for the second time.
"Well, I'll leave you two alone. I'm making dinner. If you guys need anything, call me,"she said, and then headed towards the kitchen.
"She seems nice!" Pinkie said.
"That's what they all say,"Cheese said. He led Pinkie towards his room so they could...do whatever, I guess.
"So, why did you want to come here again?" Cheese asked.
"I just, uh, wanted to know what environment my assistant lives in. You don't mind, do you?" Pinkie asked.
"Of course not," he said, laying on his bed.
"So.."
"So.."
"Your crush?" Cheese said.
"Oh, not this again,"Pinkie said.
"What? I'm very curious. You just left me hangin' at the ballroom,"Cheese said.
"You wanna know who my crush is?" Pinkie said.
"Yeah!" Cheese said.
"It's...it's Gummy!" Pinkie said.
"The stuffed alligator, is your crush,"Cheese said.
"Yep."
"I know you're lying, Pinkie,"Cheese said.
"And how do you know that?"
"First, he's not even our species, and second, he's not real."
"He's real!"
"Pinkie,"Cheese got up and slowly walked towards Pinkie,"you have to tell me."
"Or else?" Pinkie said.
Cheese raised his hands up.
"Oh no! Don't-" but it was too late.
"Ha ha ha, it tickles!" Pinkie said. Cheese was tickling herso he could get the secret out.
"Please *giggle* stop it," Pinkie yelled. She chuckled loudly. There was a knock at the door.
"Is everything alright in there?" Cheese's mom asked.
Pinkie started to calm down,"Yeah, everything's aye-okay."