You know what....I want a pet. I know it seems selfish but, I want a pet.
Anyway I just finished my first Pinkie party, I was sick later because I won the cupcake eating contest. Over 9000 cupcakes are now in my belly. Well I should say now they are over Rarity as I threw up on her by mistake, and now I'm being chased through the streets by an angry unicorn.
I managed to escape her by ducking into a bush by the everfree. It was then Fluttershy found me.
Fluttershy: "Oh...hey Curtis."
Me: "Uhhhh, Hi?"
I wasn't expecting her to be here.
Me: "Fluttershy can I ask you something?"
Fluttershy: "Sure"
Me: "Can I buy an animal off you?"
Fluttershy: "You mean like a pet?"
Me: "Yep"
Fluttershy: "Well...I don't sell any animals..... but I can give you one."
She then grabbed my arm and pulled me to her cottage.
Fluttershy: "Any particular animal that you want?"
Me: "Well the only pet I ever had was a cat...."
She didn't give me a chance to finish, as she zoomed off and came back with an armful of kittens. D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, my heart just melted into goo. She lined them up and gave me room to make my selection.
It was then I saw him.....The pet of my dreams. It was a pitch black cat with evil red eyes and a nasty grin on it's face that screamed "I'm going to kill you in your dreams".
Me: "I want the evil looking one."
Fluttershy looked at the cat and shivered.
Fluttershy: "Are you sure you want this one, it can be a handful........."
Me: "I want the death kitty please."
Fluttershy: "Death Kitty?"
Me: "Yeah it has to have a name, right Death Kitty."
The cat gave me a grin as if to say "you will live".
Me: "See it likes it."
Fluttershy: "Okay?"
I picked up Death Kitty and walked away.
Me: "I can't wait to sick you on Opal."
Death Kitty seemed to like that idea and it purred in my arms.
I got to the boutique and I kicked the door down again.
Me: "HERE WE COME TO WREAK THE DAY!"
Death Kitty: "meow"
Rarity: "Don't you dare!"
Me: "Death Kitty away!"
Death Kitty jumped out of my arms and ran upstairs. I then heard the sounds of cats fighting.
Opal ran downstairs and out the door as Death Kitty jumped back into my arms and purred.
Me: "Have a good fight?"
Death Kitty: "meow"
Rarity: "GET OUT!"
I ran outside, narrowly dodging a frying pan aimed at my head. I laughed as I let Death Kitty run beside me.
Me: "Oh man I'm going to have some fun with you."
Death Kitty: "meow"
We ran past the school house as I let Death Kitty chase Diamond Tiara across the yard.
Me: "Go Death Kitty go!"
Diamond Tiara: *screams and runs* "Get away from me!"
The rest of the day was just me and Death Kitty causing mayhem around Ponyville.
As we left behind the burning remains of a vegetable stand we were stopped in our tracks by an angry looking Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: "When I let you have a pet, this was not what I had in mind! I'm taking the kitten back now!"
I looked at Death Kitty and then pointed at Fluttershy. Death Kitty then lunged at her claws extended, and Fluttershy screamed and ran away.
Fluttershy: "Okay okay you can keep him!"
Death Kitty jumped into my arms as we walked back to Sugarcube Corner. I wonder how the Cakes would like having Death Kitty around the house?