In case you're wondering: yes. Big is still with me despite my negative opinion... though I still couldn't just leave him. Maybe Flutterfly can take him in or something.
"Where are we?" Big asked in his usual deep voice. I looked around and back on the map. All I know is that we're back in Equestria after escaping the Griffon Empire.
A Week Ago...
"Big, I think Omochao just got us in trouble..." I said, backing up inside the throne room of the second most powerful kingdom on the planet with the very powerful griffon king glaring death at me.
Big scratched his head, "Didn't you toss Omochao at that Nightmare-thingie?"
"Hey, if you find an Omochao canon it needs to be used!" I explained with a nervous shrug.
From under the griffon king's talon Omochao raised an arm and said the dumbest thing ever, "XXBABA UP DOWN DOWN XBBABXXY LEFT to kill the griffon king!"
Yeah, we got out of there, explained the situation to the Royal Adviser in the safety of his room, and hopped out of the window with Derpy barely struggling to fly us back to Equestria.
Present Day.
"Next time I see an Omochao, I am going to destroy it then have my friend Tails rebuild it so that the bot can be destroyed again!" I said from behind a boulder. Behind the boulder was a town that I couldn't find on the map. It looked dull and everyone had the same butt mark and creepy smile, but I'd rather be home then here.
My ear twitched as music started playing from a distance... Its not the town nor is it Big's radio... Ditzy flew home so its definitely not her.
"Sonic? What're you doing over there?" Big asked from my left. I looked over the huge rock to see- Looks like little me, black jacket, boots, and vintage shades, and Rosy the Rascal exists in this world. My best bet is either little gone bad or Anti-Sonic. The towns people started running, yet keeping their smiles as they ran from a green ball-
"Hey, retard! Wrong song. I can't feel the sense of fight... What the fuck is that purple thing over there?" The green hedgehog said to his smaller counterpart.
I took out Caliburn, ripping off the bubble wrap on his blade as the popping noise drew Scourge's attention to me. Yes, I said it. I began my attack with a punch to his face and tripping the small one with Caliburn's blade.
On the ground, a green hedgehog with blue eyes and red shades, wearing a torn black jacket with flames on the shoulders and two long scars sloped across his chest. Next thing I saw were his black and green shoes attempting to strike my head, that was a distraction for Anti-Sonic to spin dash me to my right as soon as I dodged Scourge's feet.
I quickly parried a homing attack from my position on the ground and I swiped my blade, almost hitting my target of Anti-Sonic then Scourge.
Anti-Mini Me laughed as his took a running position, "So we meet again! Looks like you got some new tricks." He spun at me as I rolled backwards and counter spun, sending him flying yet also in perfect aim of Scourge's attack. I barely blocked his attack as his small blue counterpart swiped my feet out from under me.
Luckily I attached a enerbeam to him and tossed him at Scourge, getting back up. "You need some bandages? I can spare a few from my foot!"
"Great, I'm getting my ass handed to me by a sword wielding cripple," Scourge said, tossing Anti-Sonic off him.
"Who said I was crippled?" I said hopping on my feet. I kicked their boom box as little bit of Music Jackson played.
The destruction from the fight left some walls destroyed, nothing too bad, but it was still chaotic. So chaotic in fact that a brown hedgehog came out of nowhere and gave Scourge an actual Falcon Punch to the face.
It was obviously Discord. I mean, who would have a long fang, yellow-red eyes, and shoes that didn't match? Plus Sonic wasn't new to his tricks and abilities.
He spun at Scourge backwards and when his target countered, the attack back fired. Imagine punching someone and an invisible fist punching you with more force than your fist then you can see why he was sent flying while Discord floated up and away like a balloon. He then reappeared as a hammer, batting Anti-Sonic around.
To be honest, I'm glad he came. I can easily defeat Anti-Sonic alone, but Scourge has the strength and ruthlessness advantage over the situation. The only advantage over my Master Emerald mutated evil me is Caliburn and what equipment I have.
Speaking of which, I grabbed him with my enerbeam and started slamming him around me. He escaped my last swing and held out an Anarchy Beryl, transforming-
Pause for those who don't know: there's a gem all over Scourge's Mobius called Anarchy Beryl that's sort of like an anti-chaos emeralds, though once the power is gone it leaves a massive drain on the user, unlike the chaos emeralds. It has been said that if use of a Chaos Emerald is comparable to a good Caffine buzz, then Anarchy Beryl could be compared to some kind of 'Super-Cocaine', since it gives a brief high and then a massive drain.
-into Super Scourge! He points his finger at me shouting, "Come at me!" He flew at me with his full speed, allowing me the chance to use Caliburn to his fullest as I side stepped, positioning my sword. I almost impaled him, but he was too strong. I caught Caliburn with my enerbeam, luckily Lancelot came by to help- wait, what?!
Discord gave me a thumbs up before he tossed his head at Anti-Sonic. We stood in the middle of Ponyville, next to town hall as the fight raged on. Little Me stalled Anti-Sonic, allowing Discord free time to drop his anvil self onto Scourge, who was electrocuted among hand contact with the god-like being. Silver flew by with some rocks, tossing them at Scourge as both Knuckles glided from a tree over to our common foe.
Sir Lancelot then ran off to a tree and climbed it lifting Arondight as he gave a call, "Shadow the Hedgehog, hear my call! A purple colored foe is defeating my king and his friends!"
Suddenly the sound of a thousand voices could be heard in near perfect sync from all around, "CHAOS CONTROL!!!! CHAOS SPEAR!!!!" As a large wave of bright light converged at Scourge. King Shadow appeared next to Sonic as he prepared for the attack to end, he then rushed at the weakened Scourge as he gave a powerful kick. That kick sent Scourge flying through the air and reverted him back into his usual green self.
The Shadow army disappeared as King Shadow tossed Scourge back at Silver, "Call me when its an actual threat." And with that, he disappeared in a red flash.
Everyone stood there, getting re-accustomed to the returned silence- Well, besides the squirming, cursing Anti-Sonic and Sir Lancelot's foot steps. He walked over to the group with a sigh, "Well, that was a bit overkill."
Twilight looked to the knight, "What was that?!"
Big Knuckles waved her off, "Its not much! Lance has contact with the Shadow army we talked about. Looked like there was more than ten of 'em..."
Little Knuckles facepalmed, "You big lunk! There was at least ten thousand Shadows!"
"Woah! You can count that fast?"
I stepped up, placing my hand over my Knuckle's mouth. "Knuckles, go back to sleep," then I pointed at Lancelot, "Loyal knight, can you inform me about the 'Shadow army' I just witnessed?"
He bowed, "Yes sire. Over lunch, if that's fine?"
A brown stallion with a blue tie, hourglass mark, and rose themed mare ran on by, "Yep. Just another day in Ponyville! Come along Roseluck."
I turned by gaze to the pony as he left our sight, "Wait, was that pony doctor who?" I let Knuckles walk away as I refocused my attention to Lancelot. "Start now."