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// Entry One 
// Story: Patient Pinkie 
// by Miss Sugar-Pink 
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Entry One

Heya! It’s me, Pinkie Pie! Oh, but you already knew that. I guess? 
Sorry for the confusion! This is my first time keeping a diary! Or, well, one I’m going to be working on for more than one day. I have trouble staying on topic with these and then I get distracted and then it just gets all wonky! Tee hee. Wonky’s a funny word. 
Oo, you know what else is a funny word? KUMQUAT! 
Oh! There I go, getting off topic again!
Well, I’m supposed to write about important stuff here! See, Twilight just asked me to drink some potion stuff she made! It tasted ICKY! Bleck! She should really start adding sugar to those potions of hers. Mmm… Sugar Potions. I should tell her about that when I can next talk to her!
In any case, it’s supposed to do something to my mane! Honestly I wasn’t really paying much attention. Maybe it’ll make it cotton candy and then I can eat it! Oh, but if I ate it, I wouldn’t have any hair left!
Oh, that’s right! She made me drink two potions - one for mane loss and one to make me lose my mane! She said the two should counteract each other. And since I’m a-okay with wearing a fancy smancy wig, I said ‘Righty-o, Twilight’! 
So now Twilight wants me to write a journal each day to ‘document any changes’. So that’s what I’m going to do!
Oh! That little beepy machine just went beep! Is that a change? Oh! And my tail just twitched! That’s a change too! And Twilight just fell down the stairs (I guess that’s why my tail twitched - she fell!) and that’s a change too! Teehee, this is really easy! Oh, and now Twilight’s walking over, and now she’s reading over my shoulder, and now she got a quill and some ink and now she’s wr
I’m sorry to interrupt this journal, but it appears Pinkie needs this in writing: for future reference, any changes that are documented here should be relevant to your condition, Pinkie. That is to say, any hair loss, changes in body or thoughts, excessive hyperness that doesn’t fit your normal levels of hyperness, ect. ect. Everything you would see on a normal warning label on potions. You don’t need to document everything about your surroundings, Pinkie.
HA! Twilight took my journal just to write that! And she even used a really pretty ink color just so we can separate the two lines! I really like my buddy, she’s so smart like that! Oh, but I need to ask her something.
I asked her why I needed to write this all. She said it was because “science isn’t science unless it’s documented”. Twilight can be silly like that! But because of this, I’ll be writing in you every day, journal! Hmm, what should I call you? Oh, are you a girl or a boy? Or not? Or both? I don’t know! Oh, naming books is so hard!
Ohp! Twilight says I should get going, and she’s totally right! You see, journal, I work at Sugarcube corner and I live there with Mrs. Cake and Mr. Cake and Pumpkin Cake and Pound Cake and my bestest pet friend Gummy!! And I need to get there eventually to help work because I help do parties and serve cupcakes and it’s really really fun and nice!
Well, I have to say goodbye now journal! HEY! Your name can be Jay! Jay the Journal! Teehee! Well, I’ll be back to talk to you after work, Jay Jay! Hopefully that won’t be too long! I don’t think it will, but it might if the kids are being really unagreeable today!
Oh no, Twilight’s taking my quill bye bye Jay see you later journ