After getting killed for the hundred and eighty-seventh time, Luna typed, "THIS I SWEAR, 'SUPAKILLA': WHEREVER THOU ART, I SHALL FIND THEE AND WREAK VENGEANCE MOST STERN."
Miles away, Button Mash typed, "Say that to my face and see what happens."
* * *
The last pony on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a lock on the door.
The brony outside said, "Little pony, little pony, let me come in."
* * *
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned," said Horse Voice, though he wasn't Catholic.
"What is this sin, my son?" asked the minister.
"I kind of like pony stories with humans in them," Horse said.
The minister punched through the confessionary wall and strangled him.
* * *
"Greetings, exalted sovereign," the explorer said. "I am Grokknaw, from the planet Xutar. I come in peace."
"Greetings yourself," the figure on the throne replied. "I am Princess Molestia, and I come all over the place."
* * *
"There's a dark, handsome stallion in your future," the fortune teller said.
"What a bunch of unscientific nonsense!" Twilight Sparkle said.
King Sombra appeared out of nowhere and killed Twilight.
* * *
After secretly practicing for years, Horse Voice revealed he was actually a musician, who had only pretended to be a writer. His new subgenre, Pony Shock Rock, got his band invited to play at Bronypalooza.
On stage, he wore a greatcoat with suspiciously large pockets. Right in the middle of the performance, he began reaching into them, pulling out fistfuls of spaghetti, and flinging it into the audience.
Thus ended Horse Voice's musical career.
* * *
One night, you dream your favorite pony is giving you a lap dance.
She asks you to close your eyes. She says she has something special for you. You close them and wait.
Then, you open them.
She's been replaced by a real horse.
* * *
While descending the stairs one day, Rarity tripped on Opal.
A week later, the Ponyville fire department broke down the door and discovered a rather fat white cat, and a half-eaten mare with a broken neck.
* * *
Once, when Horse Voice was very small, he saw a medical skeleton in a Doctor's office, and was told that the ribs were real.
And his life was changed forever.
* * *
Cheerilee had a foal.
Its first word was, "Eeyup."
* * *
For sale, Lyra plushie, never used.