//------------------------------// // Super Lyra strikes again! // Story: Lyra in wonderland. // by Appl3dashie //------------------------------// She turned around to see a massive white mansion. With a white rabbit running around like a headless chicken. "Mary Ann? MARY ANN?!" The white rabbit opened windows and went through halls. "Oh ho ho..." Lyra laughed. If I can get in there I can finally get him back... Hard. She thought. Well from the looks of it I'm gonna need a disguise.. She looked around for a few minutes and found a note pinned to an oak tree. It read: DEAR MR. RABBIT. I have gone to market. To buy some meat. And no I'm not buying rabbit meat again. Lyra grinned. This was her chance to get inside. She went around to the back of the mansion and found a washing line. She wrapped a white bed cover around her wait and trimmed it (with gardening shears.) to just cover her tail. She used the trimmings to cover around her head like a bonnet. Now she had to stand on two hooves. She has had a lot of practice with this and it was now useful. She got up and wobbled. She stood for one second two seconds three seconds four seconds five seconds six seconds seven seconds eight seconds nine seconds ten seconds and I think you get the idea. She walked over to the front of the mansion and knocked on the door. "Is that you Mary Ann?" The rabbit opened the door quickly. "Oh thank goodness! I can't seem to find my white gloves!" He pulled her in. "I shall find them for you sir." Lyra stopped a growl just in time. "Oh thank you I need them in a few seconds!" He then went close up to her face."Say, I've never seen seen you with golden eyes... and why do you look... green?" "Oh I uh... Face paint! Yes there was face painting there a-and there was colored contact lenses." "Right... Anyway we've gotta find my gloves!" He dashed down the hallway and into the dining room. Lyra however thought she could roam around. She went to the bedroom at the top. It was pretty hard getting up the stairs. Without falling. Eventually she made it and was the first to find the white gloves. She threw them out the window then started rummaging through the drawers. She gasped at what she saw. Three miniature colored cookies! She heard the rabbit coming up the stairs. What could she do? Her bonnet was on the bed and her dress had drooped off. Her only choice was.. The cookies. Eating two of them her panic rose as she heard the rabbit right around the corner. "Where is that girl?" He muttered as he burst open the door and nearly fainted. "How dare you sneak into my house!" Lyra rolled her eyes. As if she was going to just walk out. "Well duh we're enemies..." She then thought. Time for some revenge! "And anyway.." She pinned him against the wall. "We aren't w-whoa!" Those biscuits may be small but my they can make her grow. Her hooves stuck out the window. "WOOHOO!" She laughed. "She found my stash didn't she?" The rabbit sighed who was now holding onto a strand of Lyra's hair. He's still here eh? Well time for some shaking! She ruffled her mane and shook her head wildly. The rabbit nearly was thrown into orbit. Luckily she stopped shaking and got up and went for a walk around. "HELP!" The rabbit screeched. He caught sight of the dodo who was running along the track. "DODO!" He called. The Dodo looked up and had the same reaction as the rabbit. "HELP ME!" The Dodo squawked and ran off faster then a rabbit. "Don't try to stop me you stupid rabbit!" Lyra shouted. Her voice rustled trees (and even broke some!). "Oh lookie there a carrot! I know you horses love carrots!" Lyra thought for a minute. Well a snack would be nice. She levitated a carrot up to her eyes. It was microscopic for her. She levitated three more. Still couldn't see anything. She ended up pulling out all the carrots (and dirt.) and dipping them into the water to clean them. She swallowed them whole (and even if she did chew them it was like chewing air.). She suddenly started shaking. Her tummy started groaning. "Ha ha!" The rabbit cried. Lyra's size went down. And down... And down... And down... Until she was her normal size. "OH MY GOD YOU STUPID RABBIT I'M GONNA KILL YOU AS SOON AS I GET MY HOOVES ON YOU! YOUR SUCH A TRICKSTER AND I HATE YOU OH MY FREAKING CELESTIA!" The rabbit knew (well, he had to) run. And he had to run fast. He scampered down a cobblestone path hoping the green mare won't follow him. Just when he thought he was safe... "HI-YA!" Lyra jumped out of a bush and tackled the white rabbit. "I HATE YOU!" She gave him a good hard punch and dropped him. Fortunately it was to the stomach so he just couldn't breathe for a second or two. The rabbit wasted no time. He had to get to the palace. He jumped up and raced back down the cobblestone lane. "Stupid stupid rabbit." Lyra thought about hitting Angel when she went home. She walked down the path staring at trees and smelling the flowers until she came across a box of flowers which had attitude (literally!). Lyra started sniffing them until the purple flower spoke up and said "Will you stop doing that?" Lyra thought What the actual... But the red flower interrupted her thoughts. "What an ugly horse!" "I know its lime green.. yuck!" The yellow one chimed in. But the blue one.... oh it was the worst of them all! "Go jump in a lake weed!" "YEAH!" "Your so stupid!" Lyra wasn't having it. She bucked the box so it went flying into a massive oak tree. She heard little squeals of pain but she was okay with that. She walked over and took away the box. Inside were four smashed flowers. "YOU IDIOT! You ruined my lovely petals..." "To bad!" Lyra chomped up the blue flower. The others gasped in horror. "O-oh my g-goodness!" She stared down menacingly at the others. "Who's next?" She laughed. The flowers cowered together holding each other closely. She opened her mouth to chomp another but a grey smoke ring floated past her. Curious she stamped on the rest of the flowers and followed the rings. She walked for miles and miles until she found the cause behind it. Sitting on a blue mushroom staring at the sky was the caterpillar blowing smoke rings out from his pipe lazily.