Ponies Ruin Everything!
By TDR
“It's time to make the doughnuts!”
A gray land scape of rocks and dust as far as the eye can see, with little but the blackness of space above ,the slowly spinning globe of a blue and green planet floated in the darkness. On the far side of the globe the glimmering light of the sun is almost blinding before it pans down to the lunar surface.
A pair of unicorns in rather bulky white space suits bound across the lunar surface,their bounding hoof falls kicking up dust as they moved. Eventually the pair come across a strange metal disk in the surface on the moon. The pair of them look over it , noting the six symbols around the edge and the fact the disk seems to go deeper than just the surface. The pair look to one another and the faint glow of their horns can be seen as the two explorers work to pull the top off the strange disk to see what it might hide.
* A heavy metal guitar riff starts*
As the lid is pulled aside the two ponies are pushed back by a flash of lightnings and the crackle of thunder as Nightmare Moon with her billowing mane pulled up to form into two massive hair horn things,wearing a poofy orange robe thingy, and clutching a staff. A number of other figures climb out of the hole as well, including a gold armored unicorn with draconian features and leathery wings that seem taped to his back with all the flopping around they did. A blue dragon done up in some sort of imp costume with a big head, a tall red pony dressed in a black body suit with a monocle, a gray pegasus who seemed less than thrilled to be shoved into a obese blue armored orc outfit, and a zebra who seemed annoyed to be there wearing revealing gold armor.
Nightmare Moon speaks with a growl and horribly bad dubbing.
“Ahhh after a thousand years I’m free.... it's time to conquer Equss!”
She gestures with a staff held in her wing pointing at the floating blue and green globe of a planet.
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The scene shifts to Canterlot and then into a secret room where the bald head of Princess Celestia floats in a cylinder flickering like an illusion.
The floating head looks down at a purple dragon covered in cheaply made gold and blue armor that seems to be trying to pass himself off as a robot by his jerky motions.
“Spike, Luna's escaped. Recruit a team of mares with attitudes.” The floating bald disembodied flickering head of Celestia commands.
The Spike robot reaches out pushing a button.
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The scene shifts to a small town where a group of five ponies suddenly flash into multi colored lights and shoot off into the air.
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The multi colored lights land in the secret room reforming into five confused ponies looking around at the strange place they teleported
Bands appear around their left forelegs and more lightning flashes as skin tight spandex and themed helmets form around their heads hiding their faces
* The guitar music picks up more speed*
A giant robot that looks like Rainbow Dash forms as the words 'Power Ponies' flash on the screen
A random voice sings along with the guitar riff as a big lightning bolt lances between the words power and pony in the name.
“Go go Power ponies...”
The phrase repeats until the voice has drilled it into your brain.
A orange earth pony in a hat kicks a tree making a bunch of apples fall out of it before she looks at the camera the screen splitting showing the same pony in a red suit fighting. Words flash under her image.
'AppleJack as the Red Power Pony.'
The scene shifts showing a yellow pegasus mare with pink hair snap a bears neck and let it fall to the ground. She turns to the camera as the image splits showing the mare in a yellow suit hiding under a bed. Words flash under her image
'Fluttershy as the Yellow Power Pony.'
The scene shifts to show a white unicorn with a curled purple mane looking over two types of fabric. She turns to the camera as the image splits showing the unicorn in a black suit flinging around some diamond dogs that look like they are made of clay. Words flash under her image.
'Rarity as the Black Power Pony '
The scene shifts again showing a curly maned pink pony bouncing around town like a lunatic before popping up staring at the camera. She looks over watching her self in a pink suit blasting a clay diamond dog with a pink cannon before she reaches down out of her screen and writes...
'Pinkie Pie as the Pink Power Pony, try saying that ten times fast.'
...under her own image.
The scene shifts to show a purple unicorn reading a book. The image shifts to show the same unicorn reading the same book though in a suit this time, neither of them looking up at the camera. Words form under her name.
'Twilight Sparkle as the Blue Power Pony.'
A bunch of images flash quickly enough to cause epileptic fits before there’s a shot of them all posing in a line with strange symbols over their heads.
Applejack's symbol is an apple, Fluttershy's a butterfly, Rarity's is a rather large rock with a name tag reading 'Tom' affixed to it, Pinkies is a cupcake with bits of something in it, and Twilight's is a book.
The scene shifts showing two small unicorn colts, one of them tall and skinny with a dopey look on his face, the other fat and short. The pair of them seem to be stuck to each other with bubblegum. Words appear under them as they struggle to get free.
' Bulk and Skull as...'
The line is crossed out.
'Snips and Snails as themselves.'
The scene shifts to the floating face of Celestia. Words appear under her
' Princess Celestia as a freaky floating bald head in a jar.'
The scene shifts again showing a blue unicorn grinning rather darkly from under a wide brimmed purple wizards hat. The scene splits showing the unicorn in a green suit standing on top of the head of a massive robotic pine cone. Words appear under the image.
“The Great and Powerful Trixie Lulumoon as the Green Power Pony.'
A group comprised of a flying robotic pink butterfly, a rolling robotic red apple, a bouncing black robotic rock with a name tag reading Tom, a some how crawling robotic blue book, and a bouncing robotic pink cup cake that seemed to have a bunch of the parts of the Rainbow Dash robot sticking out of it, all rush across the landscape.
Various images of the robotic... things joining together to form a giant robotic Rainbow Dash mecha that towers over everything.
The music crescendos with the voice shouting out as the music dies.
“New might morphing power ponies!!”
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Scootaloo sits on her couch eyes wide and locked on the TV screen as the music dies off.
“I have got to get me one of those big robots......” the filly mutters staring at the Rainbow Dash mecha.