//------------------------------// // The Art of Forcing Canon // Story: I Ship It! // by Hoshii Niisan //------------------------------// The page opened up to reveal an entire room full of information on what looked like a hologram screen. "What..." Twilight trailed off as she noticed a picture of two ponies doing things that I won't mention for safety reasons. "Wait..." Twilight suddenly had an idea. "That's it! I can make Rarity fall in love with somepony else so they can [I said I wouldn't mention what was on the picture] like they're doing on the picture!" --- Scootaloo sighed with disgust. "'Nopony can force two ponies to be together.' God I'm an idiot." Apple Bloom made her best efforts to console the troubles filly. "Don't worry," she said gingerly, "We can try again when we READ THE INSTRUCTIONS! DAMN SCOOTALOO WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!?!" "Shut up," Scootaloo said nonchalantly as they approached their clubhouse. Twilight ran over to the hole that Big Mac and Cheerilee were in, only to find they were gone. She spotted two ponies walking in opposite directions, one red and one purple. "Guys!" she hollered to the two. Both turned their heads and trotted over cautiously. "Oh, Twilight, it's you!" Cheerilee said with a smile. "Was there something you needed?" "Actually," Twilight said, grabbing Big Mac by his ear, "it's somepony YOU need!" She smiled with an almost malicious expression as she tried to recall the spell the book had told her. Her horn started to glow a familiar shade of purple. "Twilight," Cheerilee sighed, "this better not be another experiment." "Maybe it is, maybe it isn't! You'll never kno-" A huge blast erupted on the sidewalk, waking ponies all over Equestria. The dust settled after a few minutes to reveal a ghastly sight. Yes, Twilight thought to herself, giving herself a pat on the back. Now to do this with Rarity. Before she trotted off, she turned to the couple whose moaning was interrupted. "Maybe you should consider taking that to the bedroom, you're waking ponies up."