When we last left our hero, he gained the power of friendship and became the super mega awesome superstar astronaut in a tutu. He then fought long and hard battles across time and space itself. We now join.........
Uggg, what happened? Must have dozed off. Anyway I'm back and ready to kick some evil in the balls.
I woke up with a cold sweat in the spare room of Sugarcube Corner. I walked into the bathroom and looked in the mirror. Pretty handsome devil if I do say so myself. I washed my face and found my PSYCO DAD shirt and put that on.
It was early morning so Pinkie will be making breakfast as usual.
I walked downstairs and came to the table, the Cakes were sitting across from me, and Pinkie was in the kitchen. We said our mornings as Pinkie Pie walked in with a tray of buttered toast. We ate in silence, to bad the kids weren't here. They were upstairs and sound asleep, so we couldn't make a sound.
Just then Rainbow Dash came bursting through the door. I heard crying upstairs, and both Mr and Miss. Cake ran upstairs to calm the foals down.
Me: "Bad timing RD, you woke the gremlins."
Pinkie giggled at my joke.
Rainbow Dash: "Never mind about that, I just found something cool."
Pinkie: "Oh oh what is it. Tell me Tell me!"
Rainbow Dash: "You to follow me and I'll show you."
We ran out the door with Rainbow Dash, and soon we came to the edge of the Everfree. What I saw had to be the most epic thing I've seen.
Me: "Sweet a catapult!"
Pinkie: "Does it work?"
Rainbow Dash: "Maybe, lets find out."
We nodded in agreement as we searched the area for any ammo.
Pinkie and Rainbow Dash soon gave up, but I managed to find something. I came back carrying Opal, who I found resting under a tree.
Pinkie and Rainbow Dash aimed the catapult and I loaded our *Ahem* living bullet onto the device. I pulled the trigger and boom. Opal was sent flying through the air screaming bloody murder as she flew towards the Boutique. We froze with fear when we heard glass breaking, and soon it was followed by a loud scream.
Me: "Lets get out of here before Rarity finds us."
Both: "Ditto"
Me: "Cheese it."
We ran like there was no tomorrow through the streets of Ponyville. I could swear I heard Rarity shout my name. Better leave her alone for a while.
The rest of the day went pretty well. At least until I got a threatening letter from Rarity. I will not copy the letter into this fic because of the very colorful language she used. I ran upstairs and hid in my room as Pinkie trotted into my room with a smile on her face.
Pinkie: "I can't believe I forgot to throw you a welcome party. Meet me at Applejacks for a surprise tomorrow after noon."
Wow now that she mentioned it, she never threw me a Pinkie Party ever since I got here. Might as well go.
It's great to be back.