//------------------------------// // ME GUSTA // Story: when slenderman left me in paradise // by Jimbob //------------------------------// [Knight] {Me} “Jake! Come on wake up!” I begrudgingly opened my eyes. What I saw was NOT what I expected; in front of me was Twilight in a nurse outfit with her mane pulled back in a bun. “Oh man I love this dream” she glared at me. “You’re not dreaming I’ve been helping heal ponies that got injured when the changelings attacked.” “Cool, stay right here while I go get a camera” she glared liquid death at me. “You are never gonna tell anypony about this! You got it?!” but, but, I NEED SOMETHING TO BRAG ABOUT! [Who would you brag too?] {Fuck if I know, probably you} [Right, we need to make more guy friends] I huffed noisily. “FINE! If you didn’t wake me up to show off your skimpy uniform then why am I awake?” she glared at me when I said skimpy. “Because according to Doctor Whooves you should be healed enough to leave.” “WOOOT!” I hoped out of bed, my hospital gown barely reaching my knees. “Well come on lets go!” I began to leave the room, when Twilight grabbed me and dragged me back. “Firstly here” she handed me the clothes I had been wearing before the Princess had decided to interrogate me. They looked like they had been washed and pressed. I went into the bathroom and quickly got dressed, pleased to note that my book and revolver were untouched. “Ok now let’s go!” I walked towards the door only to be dragged back again. “Sorry Jake the doctors need our help” “But I’m not a doctor, nor do I have any experience healing ponies, your argument is invalid.” Again with the glaring! Mix it up here Twi! “No, you’re going to be my assistant for the day!” “Isn’t that Spikes job?” “Rarity needed his help something about ‘fixing the clothing for the wedding’” “Wait, I didn’t miss the wedding?” “Nope! The Princesses said something about cleaning up the throne room. Now come on we have too get started!” I considered my opinions I could A: Run out of the room and attempt to escape the hospital bringing Twilight’s Wrath down upon me. Or B: stay and help the sexy nurse Twilight with nurse-stuff and not have her pissed at me. Yeah I’m going with opinion B mostly because the whole sexy nurse thing she has going for her. “Alright fine then!” I trudge along behind her. It actually wasn’t that bad, I mean yeah I was stuck in a hospital but other than that it was fine. Mostly I just got Twilight bandages or suckers, guess the changelings prefer their meals alive. I did notice The Doctor running around the hospital while arguing with a white earth pony who was saying something about ‘fezzes not being appropriate hospital wear’ which made me laugh. I had also noticed ponies whispering around me I had only caught little snippets of the conversation mostly something about ‘Hero of Equestria’ I figured they must be talking about Twilight since she had helped save Equestria twice now. When we had finally finished we started heading towards the front desk just as Twilight finished telling me about what I had missed during my fight and coma. “and then Celestia told us too go get the elements! We almost got there when we were overpowered by changelings; they took us back to the throne room only to find you face down in a puddle of blood and Celestia standing over you. The changelings freaked out and ran off, then Celestia took you to the hospital while we began to rebuild.” “and you’re not freaked out in the slightest that I killed changelings?” she looked at little nervous. “well Jake to be honest it is a little scary but I know that you wouldn’t harm anypony that didn’t deserve it and protecting the Princess was a big help.” I would really need to speak with Celestia about the whole protecting the Princess thing, I mean come on not that I was proud of trying to kill her but I don’t like lying to everypony. I walked towards the front desk to pay when the nurse waved me off saying that my volunteer work was more than enough to pay for my treatment. Sadly when I got back to Twilight she had changed out of her uniform, sigh. [yeah, yeah, not like anything would have happened even if she was still in uniform] {well I would have enjoyed it} “Jake~ come on time to go~” “Huh? Where are we going?” “The Princesses want to talk to you” “But I just saw them the other day! what could they possible have to talk to me about?” “They didn’t say just that it was important” right Princesses just get to say it’s important and boom suddenly it’s my problem. We need to switch them to democracy. [and fuck up the sun and moon cycles? No thanks] {Fine! Maybe appoint them to all-time raiser of sun and moon and I will run for President!} [if you’re the President than I get the feeling the country is going to have more problems than ever before!] {HEY! I can lead! Remember all those strategy games I used to play?} [I particularly remember that you couldn’t beat most of them] {THE A.I.’S RUSHED ME!} [you keep telling yourself that] I sighed in defeat. “Alright Twi lead the way” she smiled happily as she trotted out the door with me in tow. I ignored all the looks I got from ponies, I was a weird ape thing to them, and followed Twilight to the castle in comfortable silence. When we got there a guards instructed me to the throne room and informed Twilight that Princess Cadence had been looking for her. “See’ya Twi!” I yelled as she headed down one of the offshoot hallways. She waved back and I continued towards the throne room. I got to the door, hmmm knock or bust in? Before I could decide the door swung open a bit. “Come on in Jake!” how the fuck did Celestia know I was here? “I was reading your mind!” I fucking hate that trick. “Celly you really shouldn’t read other people’s mind without permission.” I didn’t recognize that voice. As I walked in I noticed a few things; first there was a Alicorn in the room that I didn’t recognize, second I was hit with a distinct smell of salt water, and finally I felt like I was being put under a microscope. I looked over the new Alicorn he was very light blue, taller than Celestia, but had a flowing mane like her but it was blue and had white foam at the end. “A pleasure to finally meet you Jake.” He said with a nod in my direction. “nice to meet you to mister..?” “you may call me Poseidon.” Oh this’ll be fun.