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// A Prank A Day 
// Story: My Roommate is a pony? 
// by Meh121 
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"75,76,77,78..." Twilight mumbled in her sleep, her voice was a bit raspy but it was way sexier this way. I laughed hearing her slowly begin to count with me after every pushup. At first her counting caught me off guard, I looked to see if she was mocking but I was surprised to see her passed out. Her mane was a tattered rough mess, her coat was still all over as well. I just smiled warmly as I turned up the music and started counting louder. I looked over and was shocked she was still asleep. I stopped at 100 and took a moment to rest. I sat on her cold wooden floor, I drug my fingers through the carved wood and traced it. It was very smooth to the touch, considering it was a tree. I gave a quick glance and saw she was still asleep. I sighed and rolled my eyes.

'She's so going to kill me after this.' I thought looking at her and placed my laptop next to her. I made as little noise as possible, despite me knowing she wouldn't wake up. I started to laugh louder then I intended. I quickly covered my mouth, and scrolled through my music choices. I kept scrolling through my fingers probably annoyed by now at all the scrolling. I finally found a song loud enough and started to turn up the volume. I smiled my face now beaming a huge grin, my laughter was almost uncontrollable. I was about to hit play before I felt my body levitate.

"You really didn't think I heard you? Jeez come along now." Twilight giggled jumping out of bed. 'Glad to see my magic is working on him now.' Twilight thought as she dragged me through the house. Twilight kept looking back giving an almost evil grin, all while she kept giggling and skipping the whole time. I almost threw up as she caused me to shake around like a carnival ride. 

"Twi-Twilight! What are you doing?" I asked trying not to barf. She just smiled and went into the bathroom. She turned on the water, the water slowly bubbled out after a few moments it started rushing out. I craned my neck slightly, I was able to catch that the cold water was the only thing turned on. I watched as she also used her magic to bring the water to an icy cold temperature. 'Come on stupid light powers work!' I thought mentally kicking myself. I rolled my eyes as just went along there was no way she was going to drop me in the tub.

"Here is how it can go, you can either let me sleep for two hours, cook food for me and serve it to me. Or....you can take a nice cold bath your choice." She smiled while hovering me above the bathtub. I gulped as I felt the cool water below me, I looked down and smiled. 

"Drop me in." I told her coldly thinking she wouldn't... Let's say I learned never argue with a mare who woke up early. 

"Your choice." Twilight said as she left the room dropping me in she walked back up the steps.

"You bit...." I said as I felt my body fall. "Come on holy light save me! Do something, I'm begging you." I called out desperately as I felt my skin start to touch the water. I was ready to scream but I noticed the water was now a gold color and was now in a small globe. I looked at it and touched it, I was amazed on how it moved with my hand. I moved my hand left, the water followed my hand. "Ohhhh hahaha hell yes I have the force!" I shouted as I opened the door, the water followed me closely behind.  'Revenge is a dish best served cold.' I thought walking up the steps. I looked at Twilight who was laying on the bed, I noticed my laptop was off the bed. I gave a sigh of relief as I moved the water over Twilight.  
"Surprise Motherbucker!" I shouted dropping the water all over her and her bed.

She quickly and violently shot out of the bed and looked at me shivering. "Did you forget about me?" I asked mimicking the spy from Team Fortress 2. 

"Wh-why you little shit!" She shouted stomping her horn glowed as I was violently thrown onto the ceiling. I felt magic grip me and grip me to the ceiling. She even put tape over my mouth. I looked at the glowing purple chains that held me against the ceiling. I tried to talk but the tape held true. I sighed mentally and prayed silently, I did this for a few minutes and nothing worked. Twilight looked up at me and laughed, she jumped into the bed and looked up. "Just had to make sure you couldn't get out with the light, now be a good house decoration and let it's owner sleep in peace." Twilight said with a smart remark. I watched as she lit up the area around her in her magical glow, I watched as she grabbed all of the water and threw it at me. She smiled as she opened one eye and saw the tape still holding. She winked at me before going to bed.

'Add another one for Sparkle!' Twilight thought with a smirk.

'I swear I'll get you back for this.' I thought dripping water.