//------------------------------// // Ch.4: The Ninja of the Everfree Forest. // Story: Scootaloo vs. // by trahzo //------------------------------// Scootaloo woke-up in Zecora's hut. "Huh? Hey Z, what happened?" "You fell asleep waiting for Applebloom, then she left you to go home to her groom." "Thanks, she is gonna get her's!" "Maybe I shouldv'e told her about my new neighbor, Eh, I'm sure he wont cause her danger. I still have many potions to mix & make, even one to make sure a certain someone doesn't cheat on Carrot Cake." As Scootaloo ran through the Everfree forest, she couldn't help but feel she was being watched. "Hey, Applebloom if you're trying to prank me, come-out, I know you're hiding there!" Then a flurry of shurikens were shot at Scootaloo! "Ah!" Then she dodged. "Throwing stars?! I'm outta here!" Then she stopped in front of a unicorn stallion in dark blue clothing covering everywhere except his forehead & eyes, and he had a headband that bore the equestrian insignia on it! "A Naruto style ninja?" Then the ninja slashed with his sword, cutting off Scootaloo's T-shirt, tank top, and bra! "Ah, you..." she was cut-off as the Ninja snapped a photo! "Hey! Gimme that pho..." Then the ninja threw a smoke bomb, disappearing after the smoke cleared. "That jerk, he...he...HE"S GOING TO PAY!!!" She shrieked in a monotonous, deep, and loud voice. "NINJA OF THE EVERFREE FOREST!!!" Scootaloo VS. The Ninja of the Everfree Forest. Scootaloo walked through the streets of Ponyville with an arm covering her breasts, turning heads, even causing stallions too crash their cars! When she finally made it to Applebloom & Spike's house, she kicked the door down! "Scootaloo, there's a doorbell & you could have just knocked, also why are you top nude?" "A ninja slashed my shirt & bra off, then snapped a pic of my boobs, you jerk! We gotta kick his butt, who knows how many more mares he's wronged?!" She explained as she flailed her arms "Scootaloo, if that's a busted door, I swear I'm gonna..." Spike then stopped silent & in his tracks, jaw dropped at the shock of seeing Scootaloo's bare chest. "I'll tell you later..." "I'll help yah later Scoots, I gotta remind my husband who exactly he's married too." "Wait, can I borrow a shirt?" "Nope, but I'll give you a towel." "Fine, stupid!" " *sigh!* " 1 and a half hours later... "Famous Pop star: Sweetie Belle, will meet-up with her predecessor Sapphire Shores to write a song in order to formally pass the torch as Pony of Pop." The news caster announced. "You rule so hard Sweetie Belle." "Okay...*pant* *Pant* let's go, *pant* here's a towel, now I'll take you home." "Right! Once we get to my place, we can forge a plan to defeat that stupid ninja!" Later at Scootaloo's apartment... "Here take a cherry soda." "Don't suppose you got any apple juice?" Then she was slapped in the face. "Ow, what was that for?" "For being your own reason as to why I can simply kill you, and then take Spike as my husband!" "Umm...he aint into you." "Seemed pretty into me a few hours ago!" Then she slapped Scootaloo! "Hey, don't you dare do that!" "Then don't hit on Spike!" "I might listen to that, but right now, let's focus on figuring out how to defeat the ninja!" Then the front door slammed open, a silhouette walked in, as a bright white light followed behind... "Who in the Sam hill are you old guy?" Applebloom wondered. "That's the landlady's husband, look Mr.Battle Art, I know...10 months late on my rent, but I refuse to pay taxes!" "Oh no, I not hele fol yo money, I hele because you have a bit of a ninja plobrem?" "Mr.Battle Art, please don't talk like that, you're offending the Asian bronies & pegasisters who are reading this...which is ironic because the author is Filipino/Hawaiian himself." "My Bad, so yeah I hear you're having a ninja problem & I think I can help." "You really think so?" Asked Apple bloom. "Why can an old guy like you teach us?" Scootaloo humored. "I used to be the ninja's greatest rival! A samurai!" "What? That's a lie!" "Is it now? Well come with me, I'll show you that I actually am telling the truth." Later...Mr.Battle Art pulled out a sword & swung! "..." (Battle Art) "..." (Apple Bloom) "Yeah, I knew this was all bullcr..." Then she was cut off, as the car infront of them was split in half! "Whoa, that was..." *BOOM!* The buildings from across the street went as they were cut in half as well. "You 2 have a rot of plactice to get to! You can stalt by CHASING THOSE KID OFFA MY WIFE'S RAWN!!!" "Mr.Battle Art? The Asian readers are being offended, well at least the angry ones." "Shut-up, let's get to practice now!" Then we get a training montage! We start with Applebloom & Scootaloo trying to catch Pinkie Pie's energetic triplets to no avail. Then we see them attempting to slice a piece of grass in half! No effect! Then we see them striking trying to punch fish into baskets as they jump out of the river, no lunch sadly. Then we see them dodging rotten eggs being thrown at them in a comedy club for telling the worst jokes in history, sadly they couldn't avoid any & were covered in rotten egg yokes. They try to cut the grass again, but nothing! Scootaloo and Appleblom then try playing chicken with a chicken and a turkey, they lose! Battle Art then begins losing hope for the 2! Later that night, Applebloom finds that Scootaloo's topless pic has been posted to Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Myspace, and Tumblr! Scootaloo then felt a surge of rage within her body allowing her the power to try again! The next day Scootaloo catches the children, then tells Pinkie Pie, then Pinkie grounds her children. Scootaloo & Applebloom slash at the grass & finally cut it! Then Scootaloo & Applebloom punching fish into baskets, even punching Yao from Mulan into their basket, guess they'll be having Yao on the side...Oh God they literally just committed cannibalism! Oh-no, now they're looking at us because they want to eat even more human flesh! RUN!!! Also if you're an idiot following scary movie logic, then you deserve to just lay there and get eaten! Then Scoots & Ab slash stone in half! After telling even more horrid jokes, they managed to doge the yokes, even catching a few eventually & throwing them back! Then they slashed Steel, Titanium, Iron, and gold in half! Uh-oh, that was Battle Art's anniversary gift, guess he'll be sleeping alone tonight, poor old guy. Then they finally beat the chicken & turkey, then have turken for dinner, good thing the big meal managed to help the land lady forget about her husband's neglegence. Then they slashed through Steel! Iron! Titanium! Diamond! Diatanium (Titanium Diamond fusion!) The Next Day... "Werr done my pupirs, it's time fol you 2 radies to kick that jelk's ass!" "Battle Art, would you please quit that?" "I'm sorry, it's just that, ever since Friends Forever issue 14 comic book starring Spike & Luna, my dreams of being Asian in the human world are gone, because the dragons are the Asians of the MLP universe apparently." "Don't be sa...wait a minute...my husband is apparently Asian?" "No time to think about that AB, we gotta kick some Ninja ass! Let's go!" Then Scootaloo dragged Applebloom away. "Good luck!" " *Giggle!* " "Huh?" "Oh hi Mr. Battle Art." "Pinkie Pie, wh-hat are you doing? I thought you grounded your kids." "Well...it turns out that your lawn is very fun to play in." " *sigh* " as he face hoofed. Meanwhile, the Everfree Forest was silent, Flitter & Cloudchaser wandered the Forest looking for a place to enjoy watching the migration of the Timberwolves who drag their asses across the floor...yeah, I made a dog joke about sentient wood. What? You ex[ected me to talk about their dog wood or something? F*Guitar riff!*K you. That's when the ninja surprised them! "Ah!" Flitter gasped. "Hey, are you trying to attack us, or inviting us to see the newest episode of Naruto at your place? If it's the 2nd one, We'll accept." *Slash!* The shirts and bras were then cut in half, then here come the camera! *Shing!* Then the camera fell in 2. "You 2, go! We'll handle this!" Applebloom told them. "How dare you stop me from showing the world Equestria's best boobs?!" "What the hay are you talking about yah perv?" Apple Bloom asked in confusion. "I have traveled across this entire world looking for nothing but fine chests, and Equestria only has fine chests! Even the girls who are going through puberty have fine chests, even the old ladies have fine chests in Equestria, and YOU WONT STOP ME FROM SHOWING THE WORLD!!! Via the internet." "You nerdy piece of work, why don't you go ask out one of the 1000's of girls out there with the chests you love so much?" "No! I'd don't date clients, A.K.A. my victims!" "Victims? You're dead meat pal!" Scootaloo snapped. "By the way, we aren't pals!" The fight began with the ninja using the shadow clone jutsu, but Scootaloo flew over them, they were about to catch & pull her down but then Applebloom cut all of the clones down. "He's gone!" They all looked around, then saw something suspicious about a tree, Scootaloo picked-up a rock and then threw it like a professional baseball player. *Thud!* "Ow! That was right in the scab!" "There he is!" Scootaloo pointed out. "You wont stop me!" Scootaloo went in for the slice but then the ninja used the substitution jutsu, and ended-up behind them! "Take this!" He then bit his thumb, and entered the correct hand signs for the summoning jutsu. "Inoshishi, Inu, Bado, Saru, Ram!" Then he slammed his hand down! "Summoning Jutsu!" Then a huge could of smoke covered the place! "You 2 are in trouble now, because I'm able to summon dragons with this jutsu, because I signed the contract allowing me to do so!" "Get ready Apple bloom, for anything!" "Right!" "Hold-on! No-one in Naruto can summon dragons!" Scootaloo exclaimed "Well this is a fan fiction, so anything can happen, just not on the Hub which has been stupidly re-branded into Discovery Family Network." The ninja replied. "Good point." Then as the smoke cleared...we see Spike wearing nothing but a towel while using an ear cleaner on his left ear, still kinda wet after getting out of the shower. "W-what in the?" "You are my temporary minion, destroy them!" Then he pointed to Scootaloo & Apple Bloom. "Hi honey." "Hiya Spike, will you..." "Of course!" "Wait! Why aren't you attacking them?" "Because the yellow one is my wife!" "Dang it!" *Painful beating too horrific to be shown on screen & would most likely traumatize any children with an average thinking mind.* Then after the ninja was beaten-up, the jutsu was released allowing Spike to teleport back home. Then Scootaloo walked over to the bruised, bashed, and battered pile of smoldering stallion that lay before her. "Now, what are you going to do?" "End my blog?" "What else?" "Leave Equestria and never return?" "Aaaand?" "B...burn all of the pictures I've taken over the years?" "Good." So the ninja destroyed the pictures, ended his blog & left Equestria. "Well, now that all of that's over, I'll be heading home." "Wait!" "What?" *BAM!!!* "That's for thinking Spike was into you!" Scootaloo lied there unconscious, until Zecora came by. "What is this, a repetitive loop? This time, you'll be sleeping in the chicken coop."