I get the feeling you just want to cuddle with everything. Well SURPRISE! Now you're evil!
Princess Celestia in the palm of your hand? Oh this could be very good, but before you do anything rash, should probably check on the others.
"Celestia, can you call the other princesses here?" You ask her in a soft tone. She barely responds, a quiet moan is all you hear before her horn lights up in a brilliant gold glow. A ball of pure gold light forms at the tip and floats up. Just before reaching the ceiling, it explodes. You are blinded by the sheer intensity of the light as it shines brighter than the sun. Thankfully, the light dies down and you find your eyes working again.
Looking around the room you find the other 3 princesses, along with you and Celestia, in some sort of crystal room. Your petting stops, much to the dismay of Celestia who rubs against your arms, and look around the room. Princess Cadence, there is some sort of silly look on her face but you pass it off as nothing. Luna, staring at you with a scowl on her face, which only intensifies when she sees Celestia's upper body in your lap begging you to pet her. Looking closely, you find that the stars in her mane are actually moving and every few seconds a few will align and a line of white light will appear. The final princess is Twilight. She appears slightly scared at suddenly being transported to a strange room.
"Princess, where are we?" She ask, her eyes looking around the room.
"Alicorn only.....safe room......magic..." Celestia mutters as you finally return your hand to her mane.
"So, how are we today?" You ask, looking around the room.
"THOU SHALL UNHAND OUR SISTER IMMEDIATELY!" Luna shouted, her anger had finally boiled over.
"Luna calm down." Twilight said, grabbing the moon princess with her hooves and pulling her back into the seat. Luna sat, but still angrily stared at you.
"This is Wyattt," Twilight began "he's a human. As in, a new species from a new world. That means we need to be nice to him so that...we...can" Her voice tapered off as she looked in Cadence's direction.
"C-Cadence?" She asked hesitantly.
Cadence turned to look at her, that same silly smile on her face, only Twilight didn't find it silly or funny. Twilight gasped as she looked at her stepsister. Tears formed at the edges of Twilight's eyes and you strained your neck to try and find out why. You finally noticed it, Cadence's eyes.
"Celestia, what happened to Cadence!?" Twilight asked the pony in your lap.
She ever so slightly opened her eyes and looked. Neither one of Cadence's eyes were looking forward
Celestia tensed only slightly, but a scratch behind the ear solved that. Taking a few more moments to look, Celestia finally said "She's derped. The long teleport to get here must have messed with her mind. It'll wear off in a few hours." Celestia was clearly only half interested, just as you wanted. Feeling like some sort of James Bond villan with a cat in your lap, you spoke.
"Oh Twilight, we humans have the ability to fix derping instantly." You lied.
"You do? That's great!" Twilight said, a happy trusting smile on her face. Oh Twilight, she always was a trusting one.
"Yes, but I need you and Luna to help. Just come over here." You said.
Twilight happily got up and walked over. Luna hesitated for only a moment before sneaking a peak at Cadence and deciding it was for the best. The two alicorns stopped in front of you.
"WHAT DOES THOU REQUIRE OF US?" Luna asked. You stopped petting Celestia, much to her dismay, and reached out towards the purple and blue ponies. Before they could react you had your hands behind their heads. With all the strength you could must, you pulled them into a big hug. As they struggled to break free, you began scratching them behind their ears. You released them from the hug, but they didn't move. Perfect, they're pony putty in your hands. Now you just have to mold them.
Well well well, looks like someone's going to take over Equestria. But what about the other one. Cadence?
Take care of Cadence
She's not hurting anyone, I'll do it later