I don't like her. I don't like her at all. After Sonic and Friends return home (besides star butt, little ugly, and little fashion reject for some reason) I decided to see my "mistress". My transportation: those colorful things she's keeping now.
Once I arrived, soon getting scolded by Fluttershy, I enjoyed my day. The next day she arrived. It was a fusion between that orange hick, the most beautiful rabbit and ugliest rabbit's child, an iron, and big ugly all mixed into this... thing!
What are you supposed to be? She looked down at me.
"Well, Hon, Ah'm part robot an' part rabbit. Funny. My original last name was Rabbot so I reckon there's some irony there."
You can say that again, you freaky tin can.
She gave me a scowl as she rose to her full height, "Say that again." Next to her, Fluttershy looked over to her.
"Say what again?" She asked, hiding slightly in her mane.
"That lil twerp just called me a 'freaky tin can' just now!" She said pointing to me.
She got out of her hair, "You can understand Angel?"
Took my words, broad! I thought as I thumped my foot.
"Hey! Sugah, tha's no way you treat your care taker!" She grabbed me by my ears with her normal hand, pain felt like fire! "Apologize."
Fluttershy looked to her pet, freaked out, "I don't understand! What're you doing?!"
"Apologize!" She repeated in a colder tone.
I'm sorry... They forgot to hide your stupid hick face! I directed one of those things to me "Laser!" and got away. I thought I was safe "Spike!" until I heard that!
I bounced all over the market place as ponies and other shoppers fell or dropped things. In the middle there was pink spike ball with tiny rabbit ears turning at my direction, following me despite staying in place. I fell out of the form as did she, but I was prepared! "Eagle!" She turned her metal arm into a canon and started firing at me as I flew above surprised heads.
"Beat!" Behind me she bounced, but unlike the others her bounces sped up faster than the others. Though she was still slower than me. I maneuvered through trees and houses as she just bounced around the obstacles I passed with ease, up until I bumped into Derpy. "Eagle!" The form was given to her as I fell and she corkscrewed uncontrollably with freak closing in.
"Drill!" I fell on an unexpected yellow wisp, drilling through the ground. Behind me a pink spike ball followed me in the hole. In a distorted voice it called, "Ya'll betta apologize!"
I'm so, so sorry! We stopped as I revved my drill nose, The country this isn't original, freak-of-nature red neck robot! I drilled up and back to my normal self as I left the hole, dashing away. Behind me a pink, spiked ball twice my size with yellow eyes and small pointed rabbit ears rolled towards me at a crazy speed!
I scurried towards Fluttershy, expecting safety, instead she gave us both the look! Both me and the freak in our normal forms folded under her gaze, like the eyes of Hades showing how we die through hints instead of showing you. You'd think I'd be used to it, but its still hard for this heart-throb to handle. Then her expression softened, she walked over past the one known as Bunnie and we followed her to a hole we made. Inside a statue fell in head first with the little feet sticking out.
As soon as Bunnie took her out, the statue awoke revealing a cream colored rabbit about half the size of Bunnie, wearing an orange dress. On her little head was this blue thing with a cheese colored feet and a red bow tie. Oh, sweet Celestia! Its another freak!
The two rabbits looked down at me, the small one replying, "That wasn't very nice! What did I do to you?"