Quest For Equestria

by Skyguy626


Chapter 37: Mushroom

Morgenstern sits on his throne lost in thought, he was brought out of it as Mizuki entered and kneels before him. Morgenstern was annoyed by this, though his face didn't show any emotions, he had told her many times she wouldn't need to kneel before him anymore, but he guessed old habits die hard. He gestured for her to stand up, which she did, "My master... Chrysalis has failed. Shall I command the soldiers to abandon...", she told but felt silent as her master raised his hand. "Tell him to bring down the seals who hides the Chrystal Empire from the Worlds. Celestia will think that idiot Sombra has returned all on his own." he commanded slouching back in his throne, Mizuki giving a nod showing she understood.

Back over at Equestria, specificly the guys house, Skywalker was currently reading a book while Phoenix was observing himself in a mirror.
"I don't know..." the pyromancer said to himself as he placed his hands on his stomach. Skywalker looked up from his book, noticing his friends odd behavior, "What are you doing?" he asked but Phoenix told him it was nothing. "Alright then." he resumes his reading, but not for long as Phoenix shouted dramatically, "I'm fat, okay? I'm a fatty! This isn't normal anymore!" he gestured over his body, sure he wasn't ripped but he did had some nice tones to it.
"Sorry, I asked." Skywalker said, wondering why his friend was being so dramatic, "But your not fat." he added, trying to cheer him up.

"Do you think I'm attractive?" a pouting Phoenix asked, crossing his arms. Skywalker quickly looked through the room, to see if maybe he was being recorded, "Uhm... no." he said slowly. This statement made Phoenix shout, "Precisely! I'm fat!", he shouted this with such drama that even Rarity would be impressed.
"No, that's not it." Skywalker explained, placing his book on the table, having the feeling he isn't going to read much more of it today, "I'm straight so it would be weird to say I find you attractive. What's wrong with you?", he asked gaining a shrug from Phoenix, "I don't know. I'm straight too." he said.

At that moment, Rainbow entered having heard the last part of their conversation, "Who is straight?" she asked with a smirk on her face.
Skywalker pointed at the red head as his best friend took a seat on the sofa, "Phoenix is straight according to himself.", his answer made the blue pegasi laugh. "Okay." she said under her chuckling, gaining a offended look from Phoenix, "What do you mean? 'okay'?" he said offended, "Don't you believe I'm straight? Do I have to prove it, Rainbro?"

"Straight guys don't have to prove anything if they are straight." Skywalker said bored, placing his hand under his chin. "How did we got to this topic? I'm insecure about my weight, not my sexual orientation." Phoenix said with a raised eyebrow as Rainbow gave him a puzzling look, "Why are you guys doing so weird? There is nothing wrong with people with a different sexual preference." she said as Phoenix agreed.

About a half hour later, Skywalker came out of the toilet room, noticing his best friend wasn't there anymore, "I just saw a gigantic spider." Skywalker said, taking a seat back in his chair.
"I hate spiders." Phoenix said while laying down on the sofa, "I have nothing against ants, although they look like spiders. Anyways you saw a gigantic spider?".
"Yeah. I killed it." Skywalker said causally, the reaction he got wasn't what he was expecting, "What!?" Phoenix shouted, sitting straight up and looking at him in complete shock. "Did you just killed it in cold blood? Your an murderer!" he shouted.
Skywalker had to take a second look around the room to be sure he was truly not sure if he was being filmed, "I'm a murderer because I killed a little spider?" he asked slowly.

"Oh you just said it was a gigantic spider!" Phoenix shouted, making the other face palm at the complete idiocy of the situation, "What's the big deal!?" Skywalker shouted, "It's not the end of the world!". Just as he said that Rainbow re entered the room with Fluttershy flying right behind them. "There he is Fluttershy!" she declared, pointing at Skywalker.
"The hell? All this for just a spider?" Skywalker thought to himself as Fluttershy teared him a new one, "You just took a live of a innocent spider! Who the hell do you think you are!?" she shouted, which startled Skywalker a bit, Fluttershy never raised her voice against him, matter of fact she rarely talked at all if he was around.
"It was only a little spider!" Skywalker said with a small voice but Fluttershy interrupted him, "Oh a little while ago it was a gigantic spider! Who are you to decided who lives and who dies!? This is not how it works!" she shouted.

"Dashie, why did you call Fluttershy for something this small?" Skywalker asked as Rainbow gave him a worried look, "I'm sorry, but I heard your conversation and I had too! You need to change! Look at yourself! You've become a monster! You'r tottaly out of control! There is foam on your mouth!"

Skywalker for the moment had no response, slowly placing his tumb to the corner of his mouth to check for foam, just in case. Seeing as there was none he only had one solution as to why they were acting this way, "...Are you guys on drugs or what?"
Rainbow and Phoenix look to the side, confirming his theory as Fluttershy said, "...I ask the questions!".

Earlier that day, at Fluttershy's cottage, Phoenix, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash are sitting in a circle in the living room.
"Alright, we all eat one portions of Magic Mushroom, alright?" Phoenix said, with the others agreeing. "I find this kinda scary." the yellow pegasi admitted, gaining a blush on her cheeks, "I never done this." she admitted.
"Me neither." Rainbow said, as McGrath chuckled, "Don't worry about it. I sometimes ate them while I was working." he declared as he took one.

"Twilight, you home?" Skywalker asked as he entered the Golden Oak library. After ditching his drug crazed friends, boy where they being weird, he rushed to the last place they would look for him. Upon entrance, he saw Spike sorting out the shelves.
"You need help with that?" Skywalker asked, but Spike declined, "She's in her room." the dragon said, as he placed a book in the right row.
Skywalker thanked him before walking up to Twilight's room and knock on her door. "Twilight." Skywalker said in a sing song voice, "It's me, your favorite Skywalker. Can I come in?"
No, answer came. Instead, she opens the door using her magic. He saw Twilight sitting on her bed, staring out the window. "Something wrong?" he asked worriedly, she surprised him when she suddenly quickly looked at him. "Skywalker, I have a favor to ask of you." Twilight said determent, "I want you to teach me how to fight! After the wedding, I noticed how I was great with the theory of magic but not in it's practical use. So teach me how to fight!".
This request was sudden but Skywalker nodded, "Alright, but just so you know. I am a harsh teacher."