Short Flights And Failed Takeoffs

by Snakeskin Ducttape


One, Single Joke That's taken From The Internet

Applejack was taking a break from her farm work and was leaning against the fence that surrounded Sweet Apple Acres, while conversing with Fluttershy who had brought her some refreshments as repayment for Applejack's help in repairing Fluttershy's chicken-coop.

A few of Fluttershy's animal-friends had joined her in her little stroll to Sweet Apple Acres, passing by the neighboring apiary.

Fluttershy suddenly turned away from Applejack and softly called out to one of her friends who had approached the apiary's honeycombs. "Now, now, Mr Badger, that honey's not yours."

Her friend stopped mid track just steps away from the honeycombs and turned back, sauntering towards the two ponies as he was assaulted by hundreds of bees.

Applejack's eyes went wide as Mr Badger was stung dozens of times during his casual stroll towards them. "Doesn't that bother him none?" she asked.

"Oh, no" Fluttershy said in her normal soft voice and slowly shook her head. "Honey Badger doesn't care. Honey Badger doesn't give a shit."