Train Wrecks.
Car Crashes.
Those kids that fall backwards in the cafeteria and throw their food on everyone behind them thanks to that other kid who left spilled milk in the middle of the lunch room.
There was just something about horrible things happening to other people that made it impossible to look away. Or at least disconnect from their conscious when you shared some kind of magical-mind-link thing anyway.
And it wasn’t like I wanted to watch!
I mean, I didn’t just see everything Celestia did, I experienced it too! Emotions, physical sensations, and the annoyance of seeing through someone else’s eyes without having any say in where they went. It was like watching a television show with the worst camera-work, ever.
But as Tia’s eyes were glued on a distant cloud, I didn’t have to worry about jerk motions at the moment, despite the howling winds around her.
No, something else about Tia had me kind of upset.
She was horny.
And…well…I had been horny as a girl before. It was one of those things that just kind of happened when I let my mind wander back in the day. Thinking about sex was natural for guys, and just because it got a little more technical as I tried to imagine how to do stuff as a pony didn’t mean it made me any less stiff. Then Tia made me noticed how hot most of the girls I hung out with were, and how I started enjoying sex with Twilight, which meant I had plenty of pony porn experience to fuel my fantasies. So yeah, I had experienced the heat of what it was like to be an alicorn in need of a good lay.
However, Celestia’s burning need put what I usually felt to shame. Instead of a bonfire needing to be quelled, her inner flame was the burning core of a sun that I felt crying out for relief beneath her tail as so many tears of sexual desire were wept that, if ponies wore panties, would have soaked Celestia’s to the point of transparency.
Basically, she was as horny as hell. An almost mind-numbing level of sexual desire and frustration that had me wondering just how in the wide world of Equestria she had kept from just pinning me to the ground and using my horn to satisfy her desires.
In Celestia’s lusty haze that I was unfortunately sharing for the moment as I felt my own female anatomy start to yearn for the tongue of my purple pony princess or our perky pegasus back in my body, I duly noted that the Goddess of the Sun was outside the Crystal Empire’s dome of perpetual Summer, but was not the least bit hampered by the arctic winds that whipped around her feminine form as she made her way towards a natural cloud.
A second later, a rainbow sped past her, and came to a stop upon the cloud she was only a few feet from as the dazzling display’s creator also appeared with a rainbow of light dancing on the end of her mane for a few seconds before whatever magic that allowed Rainbow to make rainbows on her own gave out. “HA! Told you I could keep up with-”
Whatever the pegasus was about to say was lost as Celestia, and thus me by extension, focused on the little pegasus’s sleek body and toned legs as well as her wonderful wings that just begged to be bitten in a playful manner. Another bout of desire rushed through the big alicorn’s body, and I felt her wings actually stiffen a little in mid flap before sound gurgled up from the goddess’s lungs in a very unladylike, horrified shriek. “RAINBOW DASH!”
The wild cry of sexual frustration and fright from the princess made Rainbow go rigid a second before Celestia’s barely controlled flight sent her careening into the pegasus and put her atop Dash, with her nose pressed into Rainbow’s barrel.
Apparently, Rainbooms took a lot out of the pegasus. Through Celestia, I could feel Dash’s little heart going a mile a minute, but that information was put into the background as Tia’s olfactory senses detected the sweaty smell of the athlete beneath her.
Now, while I kind of tended to gag at Rainbow’s scent after meeting her when she was done with an afternoon workout and wanted a kiss, Tia seemed to find the smell of pegasus sweat more than satisfactory. In fact, the burning sun situated at the goddess’s end went supernova from the smell. And while I couldn’t actually read Celestia’s mind, I would have bet any future male anatomy I might end up possessing that the goddess in question was having mental images of the muzzle of a pegasus pushed up her pussy.
“P-Princess?” Rainbow Dash asked as her goddess kissed the pegasus’s version of a collarbone where neck met body.
Awash in a river of sensations and desires, Celestia’s wings stood to attention and locked up at the sound her name, and her lips detached from Rainbow’s coat with an audible smack before she looked at Dash with horny anger. “I thought I said not to call me that outside of the public,” the goddess said in an annoyed tone that was a hundred miles from her usual calm and collected voice. “And why did you follow me out here? I said it was nothing!”
Rainbow’s eyes widened, and I felt Celestia’s guilt spike at the pegasus’s apparent cowering. “S-Sorry, I just, well-I missed out on the last big thing and sure you just said you wanted to catch some air, but then I thought even if you really did just want to stretch your wings then we could have a race or something, cause Twilight’s not much for flying and Fairy can only really fly straight. But I figured you that you’d be awesome cause you’re a princess and-”
“RAINBOW! I am not mad at-” Celestia shouted as she slammed her hooves into the cloud…and then blinked as the mass of water vapor suddenly disappeared in a puff. “-oh buck.”
With the cloud gone, Tia moved her wings ever so slightly, but the goddess feathered limbs refused to flap and hold her aloft for more than a second. Which was long enough for her to reach out with her long forelegs and latch onto Rainbow Dash’s midsection while the pegasus floated in a bipedal position.
“CELESTIA!” the pegasus shrieked as Tia slid down the cyan flyer’s body until she finally got a firm grip on Rainbow’s rear legs.
Then, she looked up, and I kind of lost the image in a sea of blue as a warm and slightly damp sensation met Celestia’s muzzle while Rainbow let out her own shriek. As Tia took in another breath, I got another familiar smell from her nose that had filled my own from time to time…when I buried it in Rainbow’s pony crotch during sex. Much in the same way the princess had at that moment while she clung on for dear life.
Rainbow let out a panting noise that sounded something like “Ah Ah! AH! PR-RINCESS!” while she wildly flapped her wings, trying to stay aloft while with jerky bursts of movements that Celestia couldn’t really compensate for.
This was mostly because while Tia had grabbed onto Rainbow’s legs thanks to the mother of all wing-boners that left her flightless, Rainbow had wrapped her fetlocks around the pointy object that threatened to stab her and held it close while trying to pull Celestia up by her horn as the goddess channeled her magic through it.
Now, being a sort-of alicorn while dating a real one, I understood a few facts about horns. When inert, they were pretty much indestructible. But when magic was channeled through them, they came more sensitive than the thing between a guy’s legs. It was why when some unicorns got into a fight they crossed horns like swords, to prevent the other from using magic.
And Rainbow was rubbing Tia’s with both her fetlocks, so the magic the goddess was pumping through her horn couldn’t teleport them down.
While Celestia was scrubbing Rainbow’s snatch with her snout thanks to the pegasus‘s extremely erratic flying that was more down than it was up.
Wrapped within the howling winds of eternal winter, Celestia’s ears could barely make out what I was pretty sure a sound of pegasi pleasure before her horn reached it’s limit, and…I blacked out for a few seconds of shared pleasure with Celestia.
When I came to, or she did, or...something…
I felt Celestia sitting in the snow. Or sludge, really. And despite the mess of melting ice around her, the goddess body didn’t react like a normal pony’s would, as in moving the heat around to protect the vital areas. No, apparently the whole Alicorn of the Sun thing came with its super special heater that even the arctic north couldn’t do much about.
Although…Rainbow’s rubbing of the horny alicorn’s pointy extension had provided some release. As both Celestia’s and my own private parts could attest to. However, I could still feel that the goddess’s libido hadn’t been fully sated and…well, it was quickly making me a bit needful again as well.
But that wasn’t what I found Celestia focusing on at that moment, or me for that matter. She had her sights set on the pegasus before her, with her mind in a flurry of concerned emotions that were next to nothing when compared to mine. “Rainbow Dash? RAINBOW DASH WAKE UP!” the princess shouted as Dashie let out a moan and opened her eyes as she slowly got to her feet.
And saw what was already scaring the shit out of me and kind of worrying Celestia. At spots around the pegasus’s body, Rainbow was covered by patches of burning…well, flames.
It looked almost like when I had seen Tia go full tilt against Grogar. Except instead of a raging alicorn surrounded by a flaming aura of fire, it was a dazed pegasus with a few splotchy flames that threatened to consume her completely if the edges of burt coat around their edges were any indication.
“AHHHH! FIRE! I’m on fire!” the pegasus shrieked before her wings started beating and I’m guessing what was a pegasus’s natural reaction to danger told her to zoom away as fast as possible kicked in.
I was just glad that Celestia was about twenty times faster than me when it came to calling up her magic. The fastest horn in Equestria surrounded Rainbow in its magic glow before she could get more than an inch away. “Don’t you dare!”
Rainbow flailed around in futility against the princess’s magic, and then looked back at the alicorn. “P-Princess! What the haaa-um…why am I on fire but not um, burning?”
Annoyance replaced concerned as the bottom right of my Celestia-cam blacked out for a few seconds in what I guessed was an twitch. “Because you are quite possibly the luckiest pegasus alive right now,” the explained in a monotone voice that hid the mixture of fear and building anger beneath the goddess’s mask. “What in the name of the heavens inspired you to rub my horn while I was trying to teleport?”
As Rainbow was pulled closer and into Celestia’s shadow, the pegasus kind of shrank in on herself. “Um but you…um, you grabbed onto me, and your wings…hey wait,” Rainbow said as she started to get a little of her metaphorical fire back. “What the hay were you thinking when you were nuzzling my pussy?”
Celestia flinched, although I doubted I would have noticed from the outside. All that occurred was a tiny twitch of her wings. “That was…my apologies for that accident,” she said before reaching out with her forelegs and bringing Rainbow Dash in for a hug. “Now come here, I need to drain away that flame aura before the fire protection wears off and you get hurt. You’re lucky that both enchantments were included when my magic…erupted. And it was that combination of spells. Otherwise, you could have easily been burnt to ash.”
A second later, Tia brought Rainbow into her embrace, and I could feel her start to work her magic while the pegasus tensed and spoke. “Say what?”
“Have you and not sucked on Twilight or Omnifarious’s horns yet? Or at least learned of the dangers of doing so without the proper warding spells placed so that the magical release of the…I’m guessing by your expression that’s a no,” the princess said before she put her weight fully on her rear and cleared her throat. “Well, nopony’s given you the talk yet...
“Unicorn horns, and by extension alicorn horns, are very delicate when magic is allowed to flow through them. If coaxed correctly, the process can be very…pleasurable.”
After the evenly delivered, if reluctantly paced, explanation finished Rainbow’s face scrunched up. “Wait, are you saying I just rubbed one out of your horn? And you…” the pegasus paused and her expression became even more hesitant. “…sprayed your...magical stuff all over me?”
Celestia cleared her throat. “Base, but that is a fitting analogy,” the replied evenly before she looked down at Rainbow. “Only instead of fluids, the magical energy you were struck with could have had a number of effects. To be honest Rainbow, you’re lucky to be alive. If my magic had taken a more harmful form, your ashes could have been spread all across Equestria.”
Rainbow gulped.
And Celestia continued her scared straight lecture. “Or you could have been granted my flaming aura without the requisite protection,” she said to the pegasus that just stared at her blankly before she went on. “You would have been on fire without the added effect that keeps the flames from consuming you. And it is a magical flame, fueled by your own mana reserves, so simply diving into the snow wouldn’t have helped.”
“W-What?” Rainbow shirked.
Celestia simply tightened her grip. “Do not worry my little pony, the process of removing the magic is simple enough…if a little time consuming,” she added after a moment. “Simply wait, and it will be over in a few minutes.”
Which translated to a few hours in Rainbow-time.
Barely more than a minute in, which meant I was just leaving before the need to eavesdrop brought me back, the pegasus begin to fidget. Then I saw her look up at the princess while the flames around her died down. “Um, Princess, can I ask you something?”
While I felt Celestia’s eyebrow twitch at the mention of her title, what I felt coming from her was a bit more disturbing. There was a slight, but almost familiar wave of depression that washed over the goddess for a moment before she pushed it down. “Anything.”
“Okay so…when we were up in the air, did you mean to uh, rub your muzzle on my-”
Celestia bristled as she spoke. “No!” But the question had already done its work, and despite the arctic winds and the frozen water that Tia rear end was melting with the temperature it was continuously giving off.
Once again, nerves apparently got the best of the pegasus, and she quickly shut up.
…this time for a whole two minutes. As the time passed, I could see her mulling something over. Although, the lack of a tiny smirk meant it probably wasn’t anything sexual. If anything, the discomfort that I saw her exhibiting said there really was something big on her mind.
And then she was at it again.
“Okay, so I got another question, its about something Fairy said,” Rainbow went on as I felt Celestia get a little nervous while my thoughts were along the lines of: Ah shit.
Celestia was a bit more controlled with her words. “About?”
“Well, I know she was freaking out and all, but…she said you and Twilight would totally work,” Rainbow said in what I was sure was a rather twisted version of events before she paused for a moment. “But um…you and me…”
I felt like crawling into a hole and curling up to die because of my own idiocy.
I knew that Rainbow had a somewhat fragile ego, over inflated as it was. She might not have said anything about it, but she was a potential bed partner for the being that had been around since before her great-grandparents were in diapers and ruled over all Equestria! Oh course any poking at her chances of being with Tia, especially by someone whose opinion she valued, would cause a flood of doubts!
And I had been so wrapped up with myself, I hadn’t even noticed I did that to her.
I was the worst boyfriend ever.
“Yes?” Celestia prompted.
“Well, she said you and me…and you and her, but I kind of focused on the you and me part, and it might have got me thinking…” Rainbow paused and took a deep breath. “I remember you going on about how hot you think I am, but… Is that it?” she asked.
And kept going before Celestia could answer. “I mean, I know I’m awesome, but the three of you are princesses, and I’m...I’m just a pegasus. I’m awesome but…it’s not princess awesome.”
Rainbow gulped. “Am I just around because you needed all three of us?”
A few seconds passed, and the wind howling around the two horses died down a bit before Celestia began speaking. “I will tell you, if you promise to keep what I am about to say a secret from every other pony out there,” the goddess told the little pegasus in her pony-arms.
“Okay,” Rainbow reluctantly agreed.
As much as I hate to admit it, I tried to strain myself a little closer just to hear what Celestia was about to say…
“I’m old.”
…and if I had been in my body, I probably would have fallen to the floor.
Rainbow seemed just as disappointed. “What the hay kind of secret is that?” she demanded.
To which Celestia sighed and shook her head before she fell back with the pegasus clutched to her barrel. “The simple version of a complicated answer,” she explained while wiggling her burning butt in the sludge that was quickly turning to water. “The long one is… I have a wider view than anypony else, even Luna. After hundreds and hundreds of years of being…well me, I learned some things, like how love isn’t actually some unstoppable thing that will claw it’s way out no matter how hard you try.”
Once again, Rainbow frowned at the princess. “Say what?”
“I learned how to not fall in love, and doing the opposite is actually easier.
“Of course, it’s not as if I can do it on command, or through some kind of magic,” Celestia went on after pausing for a moment. “But if I know the proper pony, it is simple for me to focus my attention in the right areas and allow myself to become infatuated with a few ponies I know well. Like a certain dashing pegasus who would do anything for her friends, and throws everything she is at everything she does, even if that does tend to make her wear blinders from time to time. The fact that you have a lovely sense of humor and a flank I can’t wait to sink my teeth into is merely a bonus.”
Rainbow gulped. “Oh, that’s um…cool?” she asked after a moment of being the focus of Tia’s lustful gaze. Even without being there in person, I could tell she was totally lost on the whole explanation.
The goddess snorted in response. “Thank you for your kind words Rainbow, but let’s be honest, it’s just running away,” she said before looking away from Dash. “And now I’ve found something I just can’t run away from. Even though it hurts the pony I claim to care for the most.”
“Wait a minute,” Rainbow deadpanned as she shifted around on Celestia’s pony-chest and looked the goddess in the eye. “Is this about what’s bothering Fae?”
Celestia nodded slowly as I was treated to the sight of a jerky camera. Seriously, when you’re not the one in the driver’s seat, seeing through someone else’s eyeballs was a real pain. “Yes,” she said in a dejected tone.
Rainbow groaned. “Okay, Twilight said I really blew it in the room but…I just don’t get it,” she said. “She’s well…I’d do-well, okay I wouldn’t do any-thing to look like her, but…sometimes…”
I mentally kicked myself. Despite the fact that Celestia, and by extension me, thought Dash was just about the best piece of pegasus flank that had come around in hundreds of years, Rainbow still didn’t adhere to such standards of beauty. And as much as I hated to admit it, I was kind of glad for that. If Rainbow became some sort of sycophantic leech who determined everything about herself and what to do about it based on the opinion of just one other pony, I…probably wouldn’t take it very well.
“It’s more to do with the fact that he is a female at the moment than anything else,” Celestia explained before she sighed. “And you don’t need to feel bad. The fault is my own. I foolishly misjudged the situation. Not to mention how my efforts to fix it only made things worse. That’s about par for the course for me, I’m afraid.”
If I had a body, I would have winced. This was why I didn’t like to be all sharing with my feelings. People always say that misery loves company, but they tend to leave off the fact that it’s mostly because misery likes to spread itself around, not that you needed help to deal with it.
Rainbow’s face scrunched up again. Although with anger there instead of confusion, it didn’t look nearly as adorable. “What the hay are you talking about? You’re awesome! I mean, just look how much Twilight wants to get us all together.”
Once again, the world spun as Celestia did something that completely messed with the camera as she tilted her head. “You are aware her enthusiastic nature is the cause of some of these problems? Curtailing those thoughts was the whole point behind my actions on our first date, yet Omnifarious still believes that my intrusion into your relationship will create something unharmonious.”
And once again, I was kind of put off by Rainbow’s uncaring attitude as she let out a groan. “That stupid thing again?” she groaned. “I swear, those two eggheads are so alike sometimes, I wonder if that spell Twilight uses to get rid of Fairy’s buggyiness doesn’t also give her Twilight’s stupid freak-out syndrome over the stupidest of things.”
Huh? I managed to think.
Celestia was a bit more articulate. Probably because her mouth could actually move. “What does that mean?”
“Oh, just this whole stupid thing Twilight told me when we were flying back to Ponyville after Discord pulled his stupid prank that ruined our date,” Rainbow explained with a roll of her eyes. “Fairy was all super fan when we first met, and we hung out a lot after the two of them got back from the Crystal Empire the first time, and Twilight was…kind of having a dry spell in the bedroom so…she thought Fairy was going to like, leave her or something and try to get with me.
“As if I’d ever let her do something like that,” Rainbow went on as I felt several emotions well up inside of me. “But Twilight, said she was totally terrified of it and...thinking back to when all that was going on, she was.”
I snapped back into full control of my body and jerked upright with all the force of a person waking from one of the most horrible of nightmares, the last bit of Tia and Rainbow’s conversation in the back of my mind as they had gotten ready to head back to the crystal capital. Unfortunately, despite the rather disturbing discovery I had made about my purple mare’s motives when it came to the whole herding thing, sharing sensations with a horny Celestia had left some lasting effects towards the rear of my body, and I groaned as it cried out for attention.
By all that was holy, I hated being a horny girl. Especially when my guilt wouldn’t let me take a cold shower so that my non-solar powered pussy could actually calm down with the application of cold water.
So, despite the fact that I could probably turn the head of every male pony in the kingdom from half a mile away while the smell I was giving off gave them mental images that were like nightmare fuel for me, I made my way out of the castle and off to find Twilight so I could do what needed to be done. Sunset had told me where she was after all, so I didn’t need to do much searching.
Not that I actually walked of course. I went out the window and took to the sky as fast as my not-alicorn wings could get me there. Even though the Empire had been getting its shipments of pegasus ponies, the skies were even less populated by the creatures than Ponyville. And considering the town’s population didn’t break triple digits while the Empire had its own special tribe, that was saying a lot.
I didn’t go through the front door of the library. What with me being a creature that could summon up eldritch energies to warp the very fabric of reality, using doors were beneath me. Plus, the unobstructed skies had meant plenty of ponies had seen me gliding around, and I didn’t want to deal with other ponies asking for my autograph at the moment.
Dash may have fed of the whole fame thing...which kind of made me wonder if I could eat admiration, but as my private parts were pleading for attention, I didn’t want to take the chance of my male fans volunteering to ‘service’ me.
After I ported into the library thanks to the view of the interior one of its upper windows gave me, I took a quick look around. Just as I had hoped, there wasn’t much of anybody around. Ponies didn’t tend to go for reading things like historical accounts or ancient tales that probably had some bit of truth to them. Which was all the ancient imperial library had for the most part.
I didn’t want the clippity clop of my hooves to give me away, so I kept to my wings and looked around as quickly as I looked for the lavender alicorn. Which was kind of stupid of me, since Twilight might have come to investigate a frantically galloping pony in a library of all places.
By the grace of whatever forces that guided the actions of all of us in Equestria, I found her quickly enough that only a mild panic had set in.
Twilight was sitting on a comfy-looking blue cushion in a little niche on the second floor of the library in front of a table that had two towers of books flanking the princess. From the looks of the shelves nearest to her, Twilight had found some particular subject of interest and mined the shelves of every worthwhile nugget she could find before sitting down to study.
But whether it be Sombra’s personal journals, or every copy of ye old play colt that featured the alicorn sisters in some princest poses, I didn’t give a damn. My thought’s were only on a purple plot, and how much I would need to kiss it for Twilight to forgive me for my idiocy.
When I landed on the crystal floor with a chiming clop, the purple mare looked up at me. “Fae what’re you-” she cut herself off with a quick sniff to the air, and I was reminded of the side effects that came from experiencing Tia’s horn-gasm now that I was in a room with a pony who could fulfill those needs. “”Oh! Well let me just-”
I didn’t give Twilight a chance to finish. I rushed up to Twilight and got on the table before leaning forward to look her in the eyes. Being so close to my longtime girlfriend had my heart beating faster and faster, but my sexual needs were only partly to blame. The other was my panic of all the crap I was about to bring up with two little words.
“I’m sorry!”
My apology got a confused look from the alicorn. “Um…what?” Twilight asked as she started to Smell a little concerned. “Did something happen?”
I quickly shook my head and my frustration built. “No! It’s not what…I just… I’m sorry about Rainbow,” I quickly told her before I let out a tiny groan of concern at just how not-well this was all going.
Twilight’s eyes widened and her concern Scent started to turn into full-on panic. “What? Rainbow-what, what happened to Rainbow? I heard and saw the Rainboom, but I thought she went with Princess Celestia so there was nothing to worry about. D-Did something happen to-”
With my idiocy and hesitation continuing to make things worse, I quickly shut up and shook my head before Twilight could freak out on me. “I’m such an idiot! I didn’t-I mean, you just went and said ‘let’s get Rainbow Dash into the herd’ and I was so stupid I didn’t even think to ask why!”
Twilight said…something, I’ll admit I wasn’t paying that much attention to her by that point. I mean, I was pretty emotional, not to mention horny. Although, I was pretty sure she asked me what I was talking about. Which was good, because I wasn’t actually done talking.
“And I just went on and palled around with Rainbow and I never once thought how you thought about it and-and even when I was off with her and…I’m...sorry,” I mumbled as I lowered my head.
“Wait,” Twilight mumbled, which made me look back up a few seconds after I looked down. Her face was twisted in confusion, but was slowly working its way back to its normal shape as she worked through it. By the time she was done, the alicorn wore a frown. “That’s what you're going on about? Me worried about you and Rainbow Dash hanging out together? Fae, that was…it’s fine!”
A tiny smile appeared on the pony’s face. “Okay, I was worried,” she said softly. “But…the first month you moved to Ponyville as…well, you…the fire in our relationship dimmed. I know it was because you didn’t feel comfortable being with me as a mare like you are now, but it’s fine. Everything worked out and now Rainbow’s with us and…”
Twilight’s little smile spread across her face. “And it’s like everything just transformed into something even more beautiful than we ever had before, and I don’t want it to ever stop,” she said as tears appeared in her eyes despite attempts to blink them away. “And now Celestia-”
The name made me cringe. “That’s just it!” I insisted before looking back into Twilight’s eyes. “You were afraid of losing me, but…you went ahead with it, you voted yes to Celestia’s proposal when you could have ran away and said no and you even brought up Rainbow’s name and I just…I didn’t even bother to try and figure out why!”
“It’s-”
I cut her off. “And now I’m in your position! And I say yes, and agree with you to give Celestia a chance,” I went on before pausing. Mostly because of the fear of what I was about to admit. “But in reality, I’ve been doing everything I can to chase her away. You were afraid of letting Rainbow in, but you did it for me, you gave her a chance, y-you even went on a date with her! And…I just, I’m not even…” I gulped. “I couldn’t even try to do that, and I’m sorry. I’m sorry I couldn’t have as much faith in you...as you had in me.”
One of Twilight’s forelegs reached up and around me, and she pulled herself into a hug. “It’s okay,” she whispered into my ear. “I should have seen how worried you were.”
To which I had to shake my head at. “No! I’m the one with the emotion detector, I should have asked you why you asked about Rainbow and found out how you really felt about it.” My grip tightened around her, and I got a huge whiff of Twilight’s physical scent. As cliché as it was, the alicorn really did use lavender shampoo for her coat.
“Okay then,” she whispered before kissing me right below the ear and starting to back off, which worried me to no end as I had been trying to draw her in tighter. What worried me even more was the guarded look on her face, and the mix of fear, hope, lust, and love I could Smell swirling around in her head. “Then, about Celestia…what is it you want to do?”
When I hesitated at answering, and Smelled Twilight’s fear begin to grow in those three seconds, I forced myself to take a few more to pull myself together. I wanted to make things absolutely clear to the princess about how I felt. “I’ll admit, the only reason I said yes at first was because I guilted myself into it,” I told Twilight while I fought to keep myself steady. “It’s something I always do with ponies.
“But now…I really do want the four of us to be together. I want to wake up next to her, like I do with the two of you. I want the three of us to go to sleep wrapped in her embrace, and I want her to make you happy, and I want the three of us to make her happy and…I want um…” My rear might have wiggled a bit as I was reminded that I had something else that Twilight needed to use her oral skills on.
The princess apparently caught on, because she smiled a few seconds later. “You want her to use that big tongue of hers to mash your clit, and see if you really can fit your whole muzzle inside her pussy, right?” Twilight said with a sly smile that made me gulp.
Mostly because after she said it, my mind was filled with mental images that featured every one of Twilight’s theoretical herd sex diagrams she had shown me and Rainbow, personal fantasies that involved a six foot pony me with all the proper equipment mounting Celestia, and perhaps a few fan inspired things as I…praised the sun. “Um…w-what makes you say something like that?”
“Probably because I’ve been getting a whiff of you ever since you came in and…honey, you’re really making me horny,” Twilight said before she gently kissed me on the nose.
“Fairy, I’m sorry I never saw your fear over Celestia, and I really am happy you’ve managed to get past it, but…I really need you to come back to our apartments in the castle, and let us take care of each other.”
I blushed, and if the other hole in my back end could have talked, the purple pony princess probably would have heard a shout of ‘FINALLY’!
Of course, the first thing I had to do after Twilight teleported us back to our bed was follow through on the offer to give her a horn job. Although unlike Tia’s, Twilight had time to put on some protection spells. I ended up with a very good feeling sent throughout my body when she…released, and wondered if it was the same for all ponies who did things like that, or if being a changeling actually let me eat the magic that was released in such a manner. Miniscule as it was.
I did feel a bit more nutritionally satisfied when the whole thing was done though.
And then came the lesbian sex that had me and Twilight facing opposite directions as we went at it for about two orgasms each. Without the feedings attached to them of course. There was still some time before dinner, and I didn’t want Twilight nodding off into her soup.
So we just had some normal lesbian sex, as ponies…which kind of made me realize just how fucking weird my life had become as I just kind of laid there on the bed with Twilight’s teats in my face after we had rolled onto our sides and she lost her top position.
“Is something wrong?” she asked as I felt a little tug from the girl petting my pony tail.
I blinked, and raised my head to look at her. “What?”
Twilight turned her head enough to get me with one of her beautiful eyes. “Well, usually when we’re done with this position, you like to suck on my teats, or kiss me on my underbelly for a little while,” she explained before quickly adding, “not that I mind! I mean, it’s a little ticklish, but…I know how humans don’t really have coats, so you’re probably used to the uncovered skin and…is there a difference? I mean, you didn’t really kiss me a lot when we started dating, except for on the lips and those are-”
“Well-” I cut her off before she could get all panicky, or even worse, inquisitive. “It’s not really that different. Plus, I think the whole lack of taste bud thing helped. Hay, I’m not even human anymore, so the nerves that control my sensation of touch could read things slightly different too.”
“Do you miss being human?” Twilight asked. It was a question a few others had asked me, Twilight included. Although considering how many times I had lied to make her feel better, I kind of understood why she asked it again.
I shook my head. “Maybe at first, but not any more,” I told her truthfully. “Being a pony, or even just a changeling is great.” And then of course my mind had to bring up a few things. “Okay, there are some things about Earth that I do miss that I just can’t get in Equestria, but I’ve got you and the girls for friends, so I’d say I gained a lot more than I lost.”
Twilight looked at my stomach, or more likely the pony boobies I was sporting. “And the mare thing?”
That one, I couldn’t lie about…and after what happened a few hours prior, the thought of how much I had tried to sideline the feeling made me groan. “It bothers me, okay?” I told her in a whine. “And I know, keeping my mouth shut made things even worse. So…yes, I want to be a stallion, and as soon as Sunset’s spouting a horn again I want you to do everything you can to fix this, but not a second before, okay? I’m still firm on that. You need to focus on her problems right now, not mine.”
“Fae, why are you so adamant about that?” she asked. “I can budget my time and do both you know.”
I took in a deep breath as the guilt stirred up from inside me at Twilight’s question. “Sunset is suffering, and it’s all my fault.”
Twilight frowned at me. “Okay, she can’t use magic but…she’s better off now than…how I left her,” the alicorn admitted before her ears lowered and she looked down at my ass.
I shook my head. “No. At least back with the humans, she didn’t get a constant reminder of what she had lost and only had two and a half more years to wait for the portal to open again. Now, Sunset is surrounded by unicorns, and we’ve got at least ten years of waiting before the portal will open up again on this side. That is if the tunnel isn’t redirected halfway there and we have to deal with something wandering around the abyss like Tambelon.” That whole thing still left a bile in my stomach with its magic eating mist and zombie goat.
After a few seconds of silence, the alicorn lowered her head with a groan. “You’re not the only pony who doesn’t like not being able to help her friends you know,” Twilight told me. “But…I’ll keep my mind focused on the mirror, and the Harmony Box, and all those books Princess Celestia has been sending me. You know, it’s a wonder she ever thought I could officiate Ponyville with all the new books I’ve been getting.”
At my girlfriend’s annoyed tone, I readjusted myself a bit, and planted a kiss on her cutie mark before resting my head on the side of her rear. I kind of wondered if I could get out of my royal duties with that opening, but…well…there was the question of just what else I would have to do if my time got freed up?
Although, they were technically Twilight’s royal duties that I was doing, which meant she would probably get burdened with them if I gave them up. At least until she found out that she didn’t actually need to do them, and started freaking out over what Celestia would think if she just gave the problem that was Ponyville back to the mayor…
And considering how I just learned the ponies gave the princesses their jobs…I had a feeling my regency over Ponyville would soon turn the whole place into my little demesne soon enough.
A second later, I felt Twilight snuggle in closer on her end before a weight was put where I cutie mark shoulda been, and I had to force myself to compare what we were doing was more like head to toe sleeping than some kind of ass-pillow position. Which lasted a full two minutes before the door was kicked open and our heads shot up.
“Hey girls I need a little help with-whoa,” a rainbow blur that turned into a pegasus said as she hovered in the room and took a sniff before glancing down at the soiled sheets that Twilight and I shared. “Got started without me I see.”
I felt a little guilty at the comment, even if all Dash did was get an even more lecherous smile on her face. “Guess that means I get the middle position again this time.”
As for me, my shoulder angel saw fit to remind me that I had just been freaking out about Twilight going off and doing what I had just done with her to Dash. I know there wasn’t a rule about threesomes only when it came to sex in our group, but…leaving her out…it kind of felt like cheating.
But, Twilight wasn‘t put off by our position in the least. She actually smiled, and licked her lips. “Well then stop flapping your wings and get on down here so I can make you squeal Rainbow.”
Finally, the pegasus became a little hesitant, and dropped her hooves onto the floor. “Yeah um…before we do…there’s something I gotta tell you girls.”
I tensed. Oh no…Rainbow, please don’t, I mentally begged the pegasus. What had gone on with her and Celestia, I could totally see it as an accident, and knew there was no way in hell she would have done it otherwise. Twilight…might not have been as understanding.
Of course, that was if Rainbow could even explain things to their fullest. Which, despite my faith in a lot of her abilities, I knew Rainbow couldn’t do very well. And that meant I would have to step in to defend her by explain what really happened, and…I really didn’t want the girls could know I could kind of spy on Tia.
Or that I spent so much time doing it just a few minutes ago. Something I really needed to stop doing.
Unless there was some sort of super big emergency.
Which I had thought it was thanks to the Rainboom.
So, it was Rainbow’s fault, not mine, that I had basically shared in Celestia’s accidental horn-gasm.
“About this Celestia thing.”
Rainbow’s words pulled me out of lawyer-mode and my body trembled as I fought the urge to tell her to shut the hell up before applying a twenty-four hour mind wipe, or join her on the floor in begging Twilight for forgiveness after I had kind of cheated on her too. So torn I was, I didn’t get a chance to actually stop her before she spoke again.
“I don’t want to wait.”
And by speaking, she completely knocked me off kilter.
“Huh?”
It took me a moment to realize that had also come from Twilight. Which was the reason I didn’t really have a comeback to what I was really fearing the pony who didn’t know how to take her time was about to say.
“Look, the whole reason you two haven’t um…you know, with Tia is because I’m here, right?” she asked.
I winced. That was so not the reason that I had been…well… Okay, if Rainbow hadn’t been part of the equation, Tia might have already made her move about a week or two ago, and all the shit I had gone through today might have been cleared up, and... Hell, if I had done the whole confession to Celestia a week ago, I seriously doubted that I would even be having a coronation at all!
But as that line of thought was leading to a dark place, I had to let Twilight reinforce the fact that Rainbow’s presence was in fact not getting in the way of her childhood wet dream while I beat down the notion that Rainbow Dash was in fact one of the root causes of my prolonged emotional turmoil.
“Oh Rainbow, that’s not a big deal,” Twilight assured the pegasus with a wave of her hoof. “I’ve waited since puberty to have a shot at the Princess, I can wait a whole other month.”
And as I watched Rainbow’s frown deepen, I made a mental note to never let Twilight be the one to try and talk Dash out of anything, ever again. Plus, that whole other month thing kind of had me a little worried. Twilight may have sounded sincere, and I didn’t Smell any anger towards Dash, but…a whole other month?
The choice of words were pretty telling.
And…I…had to force myself to not ask Rainbow if this was all out of some weird misplaced guilt-thing over rubbing off Tia’s horn not an hour ago. Although, she sure as hell didn’t Smell guilty. Angry and excited with a hint of horny, but not enraged.
Ugh, why couldn‘t have just stayed connected with Tia when she came back with Dash? I asked myself. With Rainbow getting all gung-ho about Celestia, I had to have missed some kind of major conversation in which Dash got the idea that we needed to sleep with Celestia.
“Well what about her, huh?” Rainbow shouted as she jumped into the air and glared at us before cringing a bit, and then landed back with only a few flaps. “Look it’s not…Celestia has been alone, and having to deal with it since before any of us were even born! She’s been missing a stallion for hundreds of years, and we’re supposed to make her wait even more to make me feel better?”
I blinked at the odd turnaround Rainbow had made of the situation. She…actually had me sounding like the total douche instead of the fat ass alicorn ho was shoving her big butt into my business.
“Rainbow-”
“I love you girls!” Dash went on right on top of Twilight’s words. “And I don’t need a month to tell me that! I don’t need to get settled, I don’t need to adjust, and I sure as hay don’t need to keep one of the most awesome ponies in the history of Equestria waiting another day that she has to spend alone! Do you?”
The challenging glare she gave both me and Twilight had me at a loss for words. As much as I tried, I…couldn’t really come up with an argument to what Rainbow was saying.
Oh, I’m sure there was plenty of things to say against it but…the longer I thought about it and considered my history about such things, the more I knew I’d be able to come up with plenty more reasons not to get with Celestia if I had enough time. In just a little over a week I had managed to convince myself that Twilight would leave me if Tia came into our lives. With a month…I didn’t know what kind of relapse I would manage to get myself into.
“Um, Rainbow,” Twilight spoke again. “Not that I’m not thrilled to hear you so optimistic about the prospect of courting Celestia, but just how in the hay do you propose we go about approaching her out of the blue.”
I let out a snort. Considering how Tia had been feeling… “What? Do you expect us to just go flying right up to her and go, hey Celestia, wanna do it?”
“A bit crude, but expedient.”
The melodious voice coming from the other side of the door sent a shiver up my spine as both my body and Twilight’s jerked up before my Nose alerted me of another presence that hadn’t been there before. Or…had been there, just hidden behind a few layers of magic that concealed her presence from multiple forms of detection.
Rainbow just jumped up and hovered with a smug look on her face as she glanced over to the alicorn. “Told ya they’d be up for it if I asked.”
“P-Princes Celestia,” Twilight breathed out with wide eyes as the goddess walked into the doorway in all her sexy glory…with a Scent that spoke of a sexual hunger that was aching to be satisfied, and…well, a scent that spoke of a sexual hunger that was aching to be satisfied that even got to my nose. Both of which made my mouth water.
My eyes darted down to the pegasus that had set us up, then over to the former-unicorn that looked up at her goddess in longing, and finally up to the Alicorn of the Sun as she stood there…nervously staring at the two of us. Oh God fucking damn it all to Hell, I mentally shouted while wondering just how in the hell something like this had even happened.
“I had a talk with Rainbow Dash on the way back from our flight together,” Celestia said, as if answering my unasked question. “And after trading a few words, she…convinced me to approach the two of you rather than let her do so on her so own and…offer to advance the time table of our relationship, if both of you are agreeable to the idea.”
If I hadn’t been within olfactory range of the princess, I wouldn’t have believed it. Although considering how much she did want it, and with the way Rainbow could kind of talk ponies into things...
The pounding of my heart over what was happening managed to drown out everything else, even Twilight’s response to Celestia’s proposal. A way of thinking that made me even more…confused/nervous/fearful/hopeful/angry/sad/and maybe a little horny from smelling Celestia’s desire on top of a lot of other stuff.
In the ensuing seconds, I actually found myself thinking it all over, even if it was just a rehash of everything I had been thinking since…well, since Luna had made her announcement about Celestia’s feelings.
And about two seconds after I started that, I kicked all my thoughts to the curb.
I was thinking about things way too much. Whenever I thought about being with Celestia, my mind started going on and on about all the impossibilities and about how we couldn’t be together because of age, or size, or how her divine status was so far out of my league it might as well of been a different sport.
But whenever I was actually with Celestia, in my dreams or in pony, everything was just so…perfect. She was kind, confident, silly, a little annoying at times, patient, understanding, and oh so very loving. I felt safe with her. I looked up to her. I trusted her. I wanted nothing more in my life than to see her be truly happy.
I loved her.
Even if all the pressure to say yes was all on me, I didn’t feel like backing down, or saying yes out of a need to keep others happy. I wanted Tia, with Rainbow and Twilight in the mix. And if I was going to do this, I would be going in full-tilt boogie, deep end...something.
So when Twilight got done with her, “Well if everypony else feels the same way, then I don’t see why we should torture ourselves by holding back or putting things off.” I kind of got caught up in the moment, stood up, pointed a hoof at the giant sexy pony, and said the first thing that came into my head thanks to all the history of sexual tension she had managed to create.
“Okay Tia, let’s bang!”