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// Fluttershy's abnormally normal day! 
// Story: Ponies Abnormally Normal Days! 
// by FelineFluff 
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Fluttershy's abnormally normal day.

Fluttershy was quietly cleaning out her pet bunny's house, when she noticed a little deflated balloon on his floor. "Where could of Angel gotten a balloon?" She thought.

All of a sudden she heard her doorbell ring. She rushed to the door, but when she opened it, nopony was there, she started to close the door, and then hundreds of critters came running through!

Fluttershy was shocked, yet very excited! She'd never had that many cute animals in her house before! Then, they started knocking over her paintings, peeing on the floor, and ripping up her couch with their teeth and claws. 

She was too frightened to deal with the animals, so she left her cottage to have her weekly spa treatment with Rarity. As she left, there was a huge bang from inside he cottage. She thought. "Oh no! Did they find my gun?!?"

As she slowly opened the door, and peeked inside, she was shot in the leg by one of the animals! The leader porcupine screamed in his high pitched, yet very frightening voice, "Yesterday you didn't join our party, because you were scared of us! As you flew away, we noticed the butterflies on your flank, and remembered what you did to my brother!! NOW ITS TIME FOR PAYBACK!!!!" 

Fluttershy cried in agony "Your brother was the only patient I've ever lost! He was going to die from heart failure! I had to put him out of his misery!! PLEASE DONT HURT ME!!!!" Fluttershy crawled out the front door, before another shot was heard from inside.

Fluttershy crawled all the way to the hospital. When she got there, the doctor wrapped up her leg, and said she would be fine. So she hobbled over to Rarity's house.

Fluttershy arrived at Rarity's boutique, and rang the door-bell. Rarity opened the door, and said "Darling, what happened?"

Fluttershy replied "Oh, it's nothing..." Hiding her leg. "But I won't be able to go to the spa with you. I'm sorry." Fluttershy added "Oh, Rarity! Those are lovely garden rocks! Where did you get them?"

Rarity replied "My ex, Tom crumbled for me! He was such a gentleman!"

"Oh, you mean that Boulder that Discord made you think was a diamond?" 

Rarity yelled "I THOUGHT WE AGREED NEVER TO SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN!!!" And she slammed the door on Fluttershy.

Fluttershy ran away sobbing, and bumped in to Twilight while she was carrying some books. "OUCH!" Twilight screamed. 

"Oh I'm SOOO sorry Twilight!" Fluttershy sobbed. She helped Twilight pick up her books.

"Fluttershy, I'm so glad to see you! I have some books that I want to give you, that I just know you'll love!" Twilight rejoiced, not even noticing the tears on Fluttershy's face.

She followed Twilight into her castle, and sat down in her throne. Twilight spent hours talking about certain books, while Fluttershy just sat there, bored. After two hours of non-stop talking, Fluttershy heard the door slam. Luckily it was just Spike.

Fluttershy went downstairs to hug Spike, so she could escape Twilight for a minute. Fluttershy hugged spike really tightly, and said "Spike, I'm so glad to see you! Are we still on for tea tonight?"

"I'm glad to see you too! Of course were on for tea tonight! Wow Fluttershy, you look so beautiful right now!" Spike started to drool.

"Ummm... Thanks, Spike. Are you ok?" Fluttershy squealed as Spike tried to kiss her lips. "What are you doing Spike?!?! I don't like you!!" She said as she stepped back.

Spike started to cry, so Fluttershy kneeled in to hug him, and said "No spike don't cry! I like you as a friend!" Spike smiled and licked her cheek.

Fluttershy ran out of the castle to get away from that creep. When she walked outside, Tom was standing there. She said "Tom? Your alive?!? Rarity said you crumbled for her." Since Tom couldn't speak, he just rolled towards her. 

She ran away from Tom towards her cottage, but Tom just kept rolling behind her. "GET AWAY FROM ME TOM!!! IM SCARED!!!" Fluttershy cried. When she opened her door, all the animals were sleeping on her torn up couches. Some of them had left, but the lead porcupine was still there with the pistol in his paws.

Tom came crashing in to her door, and woke all the animals up! Within seconds Fluttershy was surrounded by angry animals, and a giant boulder! "Finally! She's back! LETS KILL HER!!!" Said the porcupine.

All of a sudden Angel came floating in on a helium balloon above Fluttershy. He pulled out a mini sword and stabbed it right into the leader porcupines chest. Then, all the other animals picked up the porcupines body, and scurried out of her cottage, frightened for their life.

Tom grew a mouth out of his rocky exterior, and said "Don't hurt me! I only followed you, so I could thank you!"

"Thank me for what?" Fluttershy asked.

Angel popped his balloon with his bloody sword, and landed on the ground. Tom continued "You complemented my rocks earlier, and I really want to be your friend!"

Fluttershy got up, and replied "Of course I'll be your friend! I just want to know how you came back to life..." 

Tom replied "I can shape-shift myself in to all sorts of things! But I turned in to rocks so I wouldn't start crying while Rarity was yelling at me. It turns out I was only some dumb, old rock to her in the first place..."

Fluttershy put her foreleg around Tom, and said "I will never think of you as some dumb old rock!"

All of a sudden Spike walked in to the room with his picnic basket. "FLUTTERSHY? YOUR CHEATING ON ME WITH A ROCK?!?!" Spike started getting really angry, and tried to punch Tom. "OUCH!!!!" It felt like punching a brick wall! 

Fluttershy yelled "Spike I'm not cheating on anypony! Tom is my friend, just like you are!" Fluttershy turned to Angel, and squeaked "Did you see that? I was so assertive!"

Twilight flew in to the cottage, and saw the big mess. Like always, Twilight broke in to song, "Cottage clean-up cottage clean-up! Let's clean Fluttershy's cottage!" Once Twilight started singing, everypony close by heard her, and helped clean up Fluttershy's cottage!

While ponies were cleaning up, and fixing her house, Fluttershy decided to spend some quality time with Tom. She went to Sugarcube Corner, and ate some cupcakes with him. 

When she got back to her cottage, everything was neatly cleaned, and there wasn't any holes in her walls anymore! She gave Angel bunny his favorite salad to thank him for saving her life! While he was eating his delicious meal, Fluttershy went to bed.


THE END