As you were watching the movie, you put your arm around Twilight Sparkle and romantically fell in love with her. You shoved popcorn down your fucking mouth and then kissed her and then said "I fucking love you."
And then Twilight said "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE GODDAMN MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!"
After the movie was over you were all like "Now will you fucking listen to what the fuck I have to say you goddamn motherfucking shit-sucking dog fucking shit fucker?"
And she was all like "Yeah, what is it?"
And you were like "I love you."
And she was like "Really?"
And then in response to her you said "Yeah."
And then she kissed you and then you french kissed with the tongues because you were in love.
And then you were all like "I can't believe I am falled in love with famous cartoon alicorn princess from TV, name of Twilight Sparkle and also I made out with her." And also, you made out with her.