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// Chapter Two: Twilight Sparkle Moves In 
// Story: You Meet Twilight Sparkle 
// by Supmandude 
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So then Twilight said "I need a place to live. Can I live in your house?" 

And you said "Yeah, sure, why not?" 

So, she came into your house and was like "This fucking room is too fucking messy!!!" 

And you said "No, it isn't! Shut your whore mouth, bitch!!!!!" Then Twilight bucked you in the jaw. 

So then, Twilight was like "Where's the bathroom?" and you told her where the bathroom was, but it was too late because she already crapped and peed on your floor.

Then you were like "Twilight, why did you crap and pee on my floor?" 

And she was like "Let's go see a movie." So, you went to go see a movie and you went to the movie theater and the only thing that the movie theater was showing was the My Little Pony movie from the future, because the movie theater owners had a time machine and went to the future to get a copy of it. 

You watched it and it was the best movie you ever saw an you were like "Wow, this movie is so great! I hope I don't forget about it or something!"