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// Chapter One: The Meeting of Twilight Sparkle 
// Story: You Meet Twilight Sparkle 
// by Supmandude 
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Once upon a time, there was this really dumb person, that person was you. One time, you were walking down the street or whatever and you saw Twilight Sparkle. You already knew of the character Twilight Sparkle so, the first thing you asked yourself was "Is that Twilight Sparkle?" 

Twilight heard you ask yourself that, because you said it out loud for some reason, even though you were asking yourself, and she said "Yeah, I am Twilight Sparkle. How do you know me?" 

So you said, "I know of this cartoon that you're in called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and that's where I know you from and also how I know your name."

Then Twilight was like "Why would you watch that show? You're *insert your age here* years old and a *insert your gender here*, why would you watch that show at that age and gender that you are?" 

And you said "I like to watch the show for the plot, because it's good." So, Twilight heard you say that and shoved her ass in your face, because by plot she thought you meant her ass.