Ponies Abnormally Normal Days!

by FelineFluff


Pinkies abnormally normal day!


Pinkie Pie was baking cupcakes, happily humming to herself, when all of a sudden Fluttershy came walking in to Sugarcube Corner. "Oh, I'm sorry, am I disturbing you? I'll just leave then."

Pinkie pie said "Wait Fluttershy, don't leave! I want you to help me eat these muffins!"

"But I thought you were making cupcakes" Fluttershy added.

"I was, but then I realized I didn't have any frosting, so instead they're muffins!" Pinkie giggled.

Fluttershy walked inside and sat down at a table. The pink party pony hopped over and handed Fluttershy a pink cupcake. "Here you go Fluttershy! A pink one, just for you!"

"Oh, thank you Pinkie! This is delicious!" Fluttershy said.

Then, Twilight came crashing through the door landing on top of Fluttershy's muffin. "Sorry, I haven't perfected my flying yet!" Twilight dizzily said.

Pinkie helped Twilight off the table and said "Twilight I'm so happy your here! I just made muffins and-"

"MUFFINS!!!!" Derpy came running in to Sugarcube Corner crashing in to a chair.

"Oh, Derpy!" Pinkie giggled, "have as many muffins as you want!"

Derpy grabbed ten muffins and flew out the door.

"Ok, well you guys can help yourself, I have some errands to run!" Pinkie stated.

Pinkie Pie was on her way to Zecora's house, but when she got there, Zecora was nowhere to be found!

On her way back to PonyVille, a cute little bunny with a mini balloon attached to its puffy tail hopped in front of Pinkie. She followed the cute animal, and found herself in the middle of a huge garden!

In the garden there were balloons growing out of the ground. bunnies, squirrels, hedgehogs, birds, and porcupines were dancing on top of the soil! There was music, coming from birds singing in the trees. "Aww little party animals!" She said in awe.

Pinkie Pie didn't want to startle them, so she headed back to Sugarcube Corner to get Fluttershy.

When she got there, Fluttershy was still there talking with Twilight, and eating a muffin. "Fluttershy! There's a garden with balloons, and cute little animals partying!! Come quick!!"

Fluttershy giggled "Oh Pinkie, you do have quite the imagination!"

Pinkie said "No! please, I'm telling the truth! Follow me!"

Fluttershy finished her muffin, and followed Pinkie to the garden.

The animals were still partying, so Fluttershy quietly walked into the strange garden, and said "Hello little guys! Can I join your party?"

One of the porcupines said "Sure! Just be careful, us porcupines are very spikey!" Usually Fluttershy can understand animal language, but this was different! The porcupine was speaking English!

Fluttershy was very shocked, so she flew out of the forest as fast as she could, to calm down.

Pinkie Pie said "I don't know what her problem was, I'll party with you guys!"

After having a fun hour and a half of dancing with the furry, talking animals, Pinkie had to go back to PonyVille. There was supposed to be a party with Princess Cadence, to celebrate her 107th birthday! this was a normal age for an immortal alicorn princess.

As Pinkie walked in to PonyVille, Cadence greeted her, and said "I'm so glad you made it Pinkie Pie! You are the one planning this party after all!"

Pinkie said "I'm glad I made it too! Happy birthday Cadence!" Pinkie handed her a birthday present.

Cadence said "Aww Pinkie! You didn't need to get me anything!" Cadence untied the ribbon, and the confetti sprayed all over in her face, causing Cadences beautiful wig to fall off. "TREASON!" Cadence yelled.

Everypony gathered around to see what was happening, and once they saw bald Cadence, everypony started giggling, and so did Pinkie Pie. When Princess Celestia saw what happened, she took Cadence to a safe place where she could cry, and put back on her wig.

Luna said in her royal Canterlot voice "PINKIE PIE! MEET ME IN THE CASTLE!"

Pinkie Pie giggled "Oh, Luna you sure do crack a pony up with that voice of yours!" Pinkie continued to roll on the floor laughing.

But Luna was quite serious. She yelled "GAURDS!" And in less than a moment Pinkie was hoof cuffed, and being arrested for treason.

In jail Pinkie had a roommate, she called herself 'The Spider Muncher' Pinkie laughed at her funny name, and ended up seeing why her nickname was The Spider Muncher... Pinkie Pie puked all over the floor.

Inside her cell, there was a barred window, looking outside on to the bright city of Canterlot. As pinkie was looking outside her window she saw Tom, Rarity's Boulder friend. Pinkie whispered "Hey, Tom, get me out of here!"

The huge boulder grew arms out of his rocky exterior, and crushed the brick wall. Pinkie Pie, The Spider Muncher, and Tom tip hoofed out of the cell, and took the train back to PonyVille.

When they got there, Cadences Birthday was still going on. Tom went over to Rarity's house, and knocked on her door. When she saw him she yelled "I THOUGHT WE AGREED NEVER TO SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN!!"

Tom was so sad that he killed himself right on her front porch, by crumbling into little rocks.

Rarity said "Oh my! Perfect rocks for my rock garden!" As she swept up Tom, and dumped his pieces into her garden, laying them out flat.

The Spider Muncher went to Derpy's house to spend the night, because they both had been friends before The Spider Muncher got arrested for muffin abuse.

When Derpy saw her, she said "Come on in! I have muffins in the kitchen!"

Since it was already 11:32, Pinkie Pie went to sleep and dreamed about the abnormally normal day she had just experienced.

THE END