//------------------------------// // Chapter 1-The Start Of A Stalker // Story: Not On Earth Anymore // by Jack Jester //------------------------------// (Sorry for the mix up. I thought Chapter 1 was published along with the story itself so I went to chapter 2) Remember that time you burned your hand on the oven because you thought it was cooled down? Remember how much that burned. Now picture it everywhere. Even in places you didnt know you had. Got that? Now put yourself in the middle of no where, surrounded by hungry animals. Welcome to my world. How did this become my world? Well it all started the day I became a stalker. --- "5 more minutes mommy..." I said groggily as I reached my hand out to turn off the alarm clock. Since when did my alarm sound like chirping birds? No alarm there. Now I was forced to get out of bed and do something. Poor me, having to actually work on a Saturday. I got up out of bed and stretched. My plaid pajama pants and black T-shirt protected my body from the abnormally bright morning sun. I moved over to the window and opened the shade. It was also lower than usual. Once I opened it, I unlatched my eyes and allowed them to view the neighbor's house obstructing my usual spot of the street. What the flap jacks. That was NOT my neighbor's house OR a street! That was...PONIES! Flying ponies, talking ponies, horny ponies! "What in the name of all that is good is that?!" I screamed and fell back. Was this a night terror? ...Morning terror? From on the bed I heard another scream. A purple horny pony jumped out. A pony...in my bed.... "Eeeeewww...." Even scared half to death, my mind rests in the sewers. "What are you doing in my house?!" She yelled "You're house?! This is MY house! ...I think!" "Creeper! Stalker! Crook! Thief! Get out, out, OUT!" Her horny thing on her head glowed. Other objects around the room followed en suit and began flying towards me. Luckily I had gained boss like dodging skills from dodge ball in school and nothing hit me. In my jumps though I may have managed to fall down the stairs. More objects continued to follow me as I burst out the door and crashed into a vegetable seller's cart who sold stuff too close to...the tree. "My cabbages!" He yelled and tried to scoop them up in his arms. Purple pony came running out of her tree screaming after me using those slanderous terms like stalker, rapist, and criminal. Please girl! If I were to try anything, it certainly would not have been on a pony! Due to her, a horde of technicolor ponies with a color range farther than the NES chased after me. Flying ones dove down and flew to my sides. Horny ones made the ground all explodey around me. Normal ones just threw stuff with their unbelievably flexible hooves. All this...this made it hard to keep speed and focus on direction. They quickly caught up with me. I noticed a alley coming up, too narrow for most of them to get through. If I could just make it-- ROCK! *trip* *boom* *fade to black*