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// Horns for sale. 
// Story: A True Hater Of Equestria 
// by cheayhotbeef 
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   Jet was holding out researching the forbidden magic in the Thaumonicon. He knew what would happen, he'd gain warp. Warp is an effect that's annoying to deal with. Jet was in his home, sleeping on the bed when a meteor fell into his backyard. It didn't hit the ground, instead it fell on the Arcane Infuser, which caught it. When he walked outside to examine it, he noticed a group of points around it.
They stared at it but when Jet came out, they stared at him. He took his wand out and pointed it at the rock. He used the excavation foci to break it into smaller peices and store it in the wand. Once a few minutes were up, the meteor was now where to be found. He sho-ed the ponies off his backyard and they left.
Jet placed a small bit of the meteor in his home and took the thaumometer out. He scanned it to reveal some Saxum, Alienus, and Victus.
Victus? Does that mean there's life inside of it? Jet wondered as he got out a small hammer. He began to break the surface and into the core.
The core was amazing. It was like a ness. No living creatures however. Must be the very place these creatures lived at and that's why I picked up some Victus. Jet picked the rock back up and moved everything out of the way. He noticed that there was a confused pony in at front door. He walked to the door and opened it.
There was a pony with eyes that looked derp. "Hello?" Jet asked.
"Hi, your mailbox seems to be missing. Here you go." She handed the papers to him as she flu away.
Jet closed the door and sat on the bed next to his dog. He opened the note and read it aloud.
"Dear Jet, hi. It's me Luna and I wanted to invite you to the Grand Galloping Gala. I Know what your thinking, why? Well we hold this gala every year, and it's so boring if I go alone, I want you bla blah blahh." Jet read the rest silently.
Jet received two tickets to the gala as he read the date. Four more days. Five if you count this day. He found the aspects of the tickets and the note. He then decided on what he should wear.
Jet went to go see Applejack in the village, she was selling apples as usual and she looked at Jet.
"Hey." She said.
"Hi, how much for a dozen?"
"12 bits. One per Apple." Applejack rolled her eyes. "The cost is on the sign right there."
"Cool." Jet paid up then took the apples back to his house. He took a bit of gold, maybe around 1/8 of a pound, and melted it with his coal powered smeltery. He placed the liquid into small vial, the onto the arcane workbench. He placed the apple below it and place his wand next to it.
The wand's vis came out of the wand and infused the apple, becoming a golden apple. He took it and removed the empty vial. He took the apple and brang it to Twilight's house.
"Hello Jet." She said.
"Hi, hey, look." Jet showed her the golden apple.
"What's that?" Twilight asked.
"Twilight... Who is it?" Cadence voice said from inside.
"Me!" Jet yelled back.
Cadence came to the door. "What do you want?" 
"I wanted to give you a gift." Jet handed her the golden apple. She took it in her magic. Twilight snatched it though looking at it, inspecting it.
Jet facepalmed and said, "Twilight, that's not yours." Jet was calm when he said this.
"Twilight, let me see it." Cadence took it from her as she bit into is. Twilight gasp from the move.
"What are you doing?!? He might have done something to it." Twilight stared at Jet who avoided eye contact.
Once Cadence finished chewing, she smiled and said. "Wow, this taste amazing, even compare to the apples I eat in the Crystal Empire. How did you get this?"
"I made it using the recipe in the book." They all walked into the castle and sat down in a triangle.
"May I try?" Twilight asked. She handed her the apple and she bit into it. Her wings sprang forward like a raging boner. <--- very mature.
"My wing? It's fixed. Jet, how?" Twilight tested her wing. "My wing was sore from helping move the snow clouds away yesterday."
"You guys never heard of golden apples before? They have regeneration ability plus an extra type of armor that cushions the first hit/attack from an enemy. I thought it might help apologize for slapping her." Jet pointed the Cadence. She only blushed and smiled.
"Well I guess thank you. Is that the only reason you came by?" She asked.
"No, I need to speak with Twilight privately? May you go away for a second?" Cadence nodded and moved to another room.
"What did you want me for?" Twilight asked.
"I was wondering if you have any obsidian, it's for the crafting." Jet kinda asked.
"Yes, it's probably in the pile where spike throws away the gems that are not actually gems. It's in that closet."
Jet walked into the closet and found a bunch of obsidian, different shapes and sizes. He took a bunch and thanked Twilight.
"Tell Cadence I left. Cya." Jet left the build.
He went home and made another golden apple. This one is for Rainbow Dash.
Jet also placed the obsidian in the Arcane Furnace and it melted into the Tenebrae essentia which he stored in a glass jar. By his calculations the obsidian should give 60 Tenebrae, the limit of the jar.
Jet left his house and walked to the hospital and signed in as a visitor. He walked to Rainbow Dash's bed, she was asleep. Jet took a paper and wrote: 'Eat this, it's healthy and good for you.' He then drew a bunch of dick shaped objects like a dick shaped cloud or dick shaped arrangement of balls.
He placed the paper under the golden apple and left the pen where it was. He was soon to leave but noticed a book under her pillow. He took it and saw the title. Gay. Jet thought as he placed it in his pocket. The added to the note: 'Come to my place for your book, kappa.'
He left the hospital and made his way to his home. He went inside and placed the book on a table. He looked through the Thaumonicon to find some research to pass the time.
Around one hour later, a knock happened at the door. "Jet! I know you are in there, open up!" Rainbow Dash said.
Jet opened the door and blocked her from trying to enter. "And you're welcome."
"Give me back my book."
"Nerd!" Jet was close to her ear when he yelled that.
"You're stealing from me. That's illegal. Ima have you arested." Rainbow Dash got around Jet who decided why not let her in?
When she saw the book she instantly grabbed it and made a dash to the door. She noticed that Jet was sitting on his bed looking in the Thaumonicon.
"Hey, what's that book?" Rainbow said as she landed on the ground. She wanted to be friends with him, for whatever reason.
"It's a book on how to create things of other things. See that sparkle of light hanging on the wall behind you?"
Rainbow Dash turned to the wall and saw the nitor. It was as bright as a lightbulb. "That looks awesome, how did you make it?"
"I don't need anymore nitor so I cant show you. Anyway, why are you here still?" Jet asked.
"I don't have a clear answer, though I do want to be friends with you. I don't want anymore constant fighting." Rainbow said.
"Fine, just leave now and I'll think of something we could do together tomorrow." 
Rainbow nodded, then left. Jet smiled to himself.
Stupid Horse. I have plans tomorrow with Luna and Celestia. Jet thought to himself. <--- epic foreshadowing of next chapter.