A True Hater Of Equestria

by cheayhotbeef


I'm on the toilet

Jet got a response from Celestia saying to come to Canterlot for the quarry. She said to meet today. He brang Fomotemp and the iron capped wooden wand, which contained the frost foci.
"Hey. Where you going?" Twilight asked as she was also at the station.
"I'm going to Celestia's castle." Jet tryed so hard to end the conversation as fast as he can.
"Why are you going?"
"Materials."
"What materials?"
"Arcane infusion materials."
"What's that?"
"Advanced thaumic crafting. Next part of the research." Jet looked at the train tracks and heard a sound of the train. The train pulled up and Jet boarded it. He saw another alicorn pass him.
"Excuse me?" She said, a girl by the tone of her voice.
"You may be excused." Jet didn't even look at the person talking to him.
"Are you Jet?" This got his attention, he turned around.
"Depends who's asking."
"Hi, my name is Cadence. Princess of love, I'm asking for your assistance. May you assist me?"
"Well tough break, find someone else." Jet resumed onto the train, he was then levitated.
"I was being polite, do you have any sense of who I am or what status I am? I order you to be my assistant." Cadence said firmly.
"I refuse, and if you don't let me go, you'll regret it." Jet threatened even though he would never hit a girl unless he wanted to.
"Is that a threat?" Jet nodded to this.
She started to move him away and from the train. Jet tapped Fomotemp and broke from the magic. He then walked in front of her. He then tapped Fomotemp.
It took a few seconds for Cadence to understand what happened. Jet slapped her across the face which shocked everyone around her. Jet then walked back to the train.
Cadence then recovered from this and looked at him confused.
Jet boarded the train and left.
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He arrived. He noticed Luna was waiting for him. They smiled when they saw each other. They reunited then took off to the castle. He was stopped by a few guards asking for his identity. Every one he gave a different answer.
"You do know you can't legally lie to a guard." Luna said. Jet knew this.
"Cool."
Jet saw the front gate, they past through, he notice the guards eyeing him carefully. They both entered a door leading to a long hallway.
"This leads to the other side of the mountain."
"Is that where the quarry is?"
"Yes."
After three minutes of walking they met up with Celestia. She greeted with a hi.
"I'm not high." Jet said in response.
They rolled there eyes. She gestured to the giant hole in the ground, it was as if a rock crash into the planet.
"Thanks for this."' Jet went down the long staircase and into the center. There was stone.
"How you going to obtain the rocks?" Luna asked. Jet only smirked.
Jet took out his wand, the he took off the foci. He changed the blue foci with a green-brown foci, then pointed at the rock. A green beam came from the tip and the rocks chipped away, and into a small container inside the wand.
After about five minute of 'mining' a deeper hole can be seen.
"Where did it all do?" Celestia asked.
"In here." He Pointed to the small socket.
"Is that it" Luna asked.
"It's ethereal and can store bigger things in smaller spaces."
Celestia's jaw dropped. "What type of magic do you use?"
"Luna knows asked her later." Jet walked up the stairs while Celestia and Luna were trailing behind.
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Jet returned home with the stones and looked at the book, he saw the positions of the stones and how they were arranged. I will add a picture in the author's note.
He placed the rocks in the same way and tapped the tip. The structure took all 20 vis. He refilled it on the way here.
He added a new door to his backyard. The backyard had the structure. The Arcane Infuser. This device took items and fuses them together using liquid vis, or essentia. To get essentia, he used a thaumic furnace which melts the items he puts in into a liquid form of the aspects that make it up.
If you added a rock in the furnace you get 1 Saxum as a liquid instead of the aspect.
There was a knock on the door. Jet put the wand onto his pocket and entered the house. Then he opened the door. Twilight was the with Cadence. She wasn't looking so happy and Twilight was looking dissapointed. "Sup."
"Does he have no sence of the pecking order?" Cadence asked Twilight who only shrugged.
"Jet, I want you to apologize to her. She did nothing to you and you hurt her." They both walked in. Twilight gasp at the new glass door as the backyard door. She also notice the Arcane Infuser. "What's that?"
"I told you, it's that Arcane Infuser. It arcane infuses." Jet smiled.
"How does it work? Can you show me an example?" Twilight asked though Cadence cough on purpose. "O yah, you must first apologize."
"I'm not going to. If anything, she should apologize to me." Cadence got stunned.
"No, I asked you politely and you rudely rejected. You could just say no."
"Okay, no. There I said it, happy?" Jet smirked.
Twilight smacked him on the head with magic. "Focus."
"Sowwy for, uuuuuhhhhh, rejecting your kindness and slapping you. Now I want an apology for you levitating me. It was wrong and extremely dangerous." Jet said.
"What? How was levitation dangerous?"
"You obviously are not responsible with your powers. Like Discord, who stepped into my 'you're dead to me' zone. And go figure how he died yesterday. Anyway. Levitation cause me to defie Gravity. Meaning no gravity for me. This cause the weight of my blood to not pile in my feet like it normally does. Instead my blood flows evenly around my body. This make the brain freak out and reduce the amount of blood in my body.
"Lower blood mean less amount of work the heart need to do, making it degenerate which can cause heart failure. Need I go further?" Jet said.
Cadence was surprised and full of shame. She could have killed him for all she knew. "Ok, I am extremely sorry for how I treated you earlier and I want to make it up to you. How may I do that?" Jet though of a few things.
"I need a crapton of wood."