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// I'm in the shower 
// Story: A True Hater Of Equestria 
// by cheayhotbeef 
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   Jet was in his room, staring at his foot. It had been two days after he changed the time on Equestria. Just then he heard a knock on the door.
He walked to the door and opened it, Pinkie Pie was there with a cute dog.
"You agreed to make is friends if I gave you a pet. So here is one." She handed him the dog which looked up at his.
"Cool. Thanks. I now dub thee, friend of Jet." Jet tapped her shoulders and closed the door.
"Do you want to play some pranks on people?" She shouted through the door.
"No"
"Okay see you around." Footsteps could be heard as she walked away.
He placed the dog down, grabbed his thaumometer, and scanned it. Bestia and Victus was found. Jet combined all his aspects to make up the whole world, mean he discovered every aspect.
"Thanks. Uuuuhh, do you want to build a snowman?" Jet sang.
The dog just looked at the warm climate outside. Silly human it wasn't snowing.
"O yah. It's not snowing, I guess we will just have to fix that."
Jet placed his wand on the arcane crafting table, he had researched everything in the book, all he had to do was craft it. He looked through the book for the recipe. He found it and assembled it onto the crafting grid. The vis spewed out of his was and onto an item that looked like a clock. He looked at the dials.
Rain, snow, thunder, tornados, earthquakes, meteor, and sandstorm. He turned the dial to snow. Around one minute the skys turned darker as snow fell from the clouds.
The dogs mouth dropped. Jet lifted him up and took him outside. He let him play in the snow as Twilight Sparkle came rushing at him.
"Hey Twiliy." Jet said, she looked mad.
"Did you cause this snow? In July!?" She asked as Jet only nodded.
"I wanted to build a snowman. It's only for today, I'll stop it in an hour." 
"How do you expect to clean the snow off the ground?"
"I think you're missing something." Jet asked
"Missing what?"
"I don't know but you're definitely missing it." Twilight rolled her eyes then walked close to him.
"You(poke), must(poke), stop(poke), this(poke), snow (jab)!"
"Fine. But I mant money, or a place where I could gather some stones." Jet haggled.
"First, stop the snow. Then no." Twilight gave a disappointing look.
"Deal."
Jet approached the weather clock. He turned the dial to noon, which was the normal times weather. He turned an saw the snow melt and the clouds drift away. Twilight was poking at the mailbox.
"When's the last time you checked your mail?" She asked the dog walked inside.
"I dunno, let me check."
Jet opened the mailbox. It was filled with scrolls from Celestia. Twilight saw this and immediately took the first one. She read it and handed it to Jet.
It was filled with questions of there sun. He looked at most of them, pretty simple questions, like 'Why does the sun look orange?'
Twilight handed him another scroll. From Celestia again. It was all about the rules of society. Like how there is free speech and stuff.
There was 7 letters from her, and there was 7 letters in the mail.
"I can't believe that you would miss all these letters from Celestia. She's the co-ruler of Equestria. It's not nice to ignore these these things." Twilight got angry again. Jet walked inside his home. Pulled out a baseball bat.
"What's that for?" She asked.
Jet grabbed all the notes, stuck them in the mailbox, and swung at it. It decapatated of the post and into a bunch of peices. Twilights jaw dropped.
"There we go. Now there shall be no more distractions. Anyway, do you need something?" Jet looked at Twilight who gave a 'I can't even.'
Jet left her there as he went inside his house. He noticed the dog was sleeping. He store the clock in the private closet. He looked around for materials. Then he got to writing. He wrote a letter to Celestia for advise on where to find a nearby quarry or someplace to get stones. He then gets Twilight to take it and send it to her.
Jet desided to visit Rainbow Dash in the hospital. He wanders around town and walks into the hospital. He asked the nurse for where she was and got to her room. She was not alone.
"Yah, he's been causing chaos everywhere he goes. It drives me crazy. I've even asked him to stop but he doesn't listen." Jet heard Rainbow Dash's talk to someone.
"Looks like he's a fun person, maybe I might go visit him." Another voice said. It was a dood voice.
"Hell hoe." Jet spoke up from the door. There was Rainbow and another creature not a pony. He looked at me, then to Rainbow Dash.
"Is this the person that broke your wing? He looks weak." That was his first mistake.
"Sup Rain-boner. Hey new guy." Jet sat next to her. She starred at his intentions.
"Rain-boner? That's a new insult, where did you find it?" New guy asked.
"I made it. And who are you?" Jet looked at him, he looked slightly shocked.
"You don't know me? I am the lord of chaos, Discord." He made a pose where if lightning would hit behind him, it might look cool.
"Good for you. Anyway, Rainbow, and Twilights forcing me to do this, I'd like to apologize for my behavior." Jet said to Rainbow Dash She looked at him with deep thinking.
"Fine, you're forgiven. But first, why did you throw that rock at me? It was the size of one segment of the train."
"Because a human is different from a pony. We humans can die if they get hurt." Jet talked as if Rainbow Dash was just an infant. She would have facepalmed if it weren't for her cast.
"Uuhhgg, I know that, just the part of the rock, why?"
"Because I felt like it. An that if you were to crash into me at that speed, I'd probably be over here, and there, and over there."
"Rainbow told me humans can't do magic. How were you able to lift the rock?" Discord asked.
"I dunno, instincts probably." Jet nodded to himself. "I have a better question, if you're the chaos lord, why don't you rule over all then?"
"Jet no, don't give him the idea. We reformed him, he good now." Rainbow said.
"So does that make me the load of chaos? I'm gonna assume yes because I have no opposers." Jet saw Discords expression. He looked angry.
"No, I'm still the chaos lord. Your nothing but a peice of trash to mess with my friends like that. I thought you would be nice to everyone but no you just have to annoy and hurt everypony you meet." Discord stood up as wel as Jet.
"It's not my fault. I don't like them." Jet irritated him to a point where if he knew better, would not say anything.
"It's all your fault, changing the day, causing snow. That's hardly called chaos, but hurting ponies is dark, not chaos." Discord pushed Jet off the bed. Jet got up and tapped Fomotemp. It slowed down everything, or to him that is. He walked to Discord. Picked him up, moved outside and placed him. He walked back to Rainbow Dash and tapped Fomotemp again.
After about three seconds Rainbow Dash looked around. "Were did he go?"
"I put him outside, he was being a really bad boy." Jet talked as though Discord was a misbehaving dog. About five seconds Discord teleported inside the room.
"Jet, I challenge you, to a duel of magic." Discord announced.
"Depends, are you a worthy opponent or just some frod." Jet said, Discord looked pissed.
"I'll show you." Discord made a bunny pop out of a hat he created, then he transformed it into a pebble then ate it. Rainbow Dash looked scared.
"Yup, not worthy." Jet walked to the door with his arms on his back. He was stopped by Discord.
"Wait, are you accepting or are you just chicken?" This was his second mistake.
"You obviously don't know who you are talking to. I don't have magic, I can't battle you, stupid retard." Jet walked around him. He left throught the door.
"I'll get you, you here me? I will destroy you!" Discord teleported away.
Jet went to Twilight's castle and knocked on the door.
"Did Celestia respond yet?" Jet asked Twilight, however she was pulled inside and the door closed.
"Hello?" Jet asked the door. "Hey door, have you heard from Celestia yet? No? Okay then I'll see you later." Jet walked away.
I wonder what that was. Jet wondered as he saw his house upside-down. He noticed Discord with his hands up, magic surrounding it.
Jet tapped Fomotemp. He saw everything slowed. He walked and moved all the contents inside his house to behind a group of trees covering the forest. He did see some contents flying which was cool. He then grabbed a rock, tossed it at Discord and untapped Fomotemp.
"Ouch!!!" The rock was traveling at speed of sound, it hit Discord on his head. It dug into his skin cause blood to leak from his face. He fell to the ground holding the now hole with his hand. He magically pulled the rock out his head. The rock was the size of a pebble. "How was I injured by such a small object?" He looked around with a blurred vision. Jet saw this which gave a sense of power.
"You! I will kill you!" Discord teleported by Jet's side. He attempted a punch he did make contact sending Jet rolling on the ground.
"You punched me in the cheek!"
"You put a hole through my face!"
"You punched me in the cheek." Jet tapped Fomotemp.
Jet then lifted his wand, he had made a wand of frost, which shoots ice cubes that are about the same size as a cereal box. He aimed it at Discord, a still target.
Jet used all the stored up vis, shooting around 80 shots at his face, he then tapped Fomotemp.
The ice travel insanely fast, causing sonic booms. The ice made contact upon Discord. His face practically ripped apart. The ice carried his body to the sun. Do to the fact the ice was created by vis, the ice won't melt. Discord was seen no more.
Jet saw his house fall to the ground, it luckly fell on the correct place and position, the problem was he needed to move all the stuff back inside.
"Jet! What did you do to Discord?" Fluttershy looked pissed.
"Why? Do you have feelings for him?" Jet saw Fluttershy ignore that comment. She leaped and pinned Jet onto the floor.
"I saw you! You killed him! You killed him! You killed him!" Fluttershy grabbed Jet's clothes and pulled him up and down repeatedly. Hitting him on the ground repeatedly.
Jet extended his arms around her. He tryed to hug her, but she backed off.
"We can no longer be friends, you monster! Leave me. Leave Ponyville. No one will miss you." Fluttershy said. This didn't effect Jet.
"Cool, see you around hell." Jet pushed Fluttershy off. Her response was to tell another pony what happened so this doesn't happen again.
"I'm going to report you, for murder and have you arrested." She was way more assertive.
"Good luck, I have connections with Luna and her sister to get me out of jail. You can't intimidate me. I just killed the ruler of chaos, or the lord. I don't find a difference between the two." Jet stood up and started to walk away. He was stopped by Fluttershy crying. He turned around.
"Hey, look you should cry over something pathetic. Your probably on your period. Just wait five days then apologize to me." Jet noticed Fluttershy change from sad to angry again.
"You just killed my friend, you don't deserve anything from anypony. No one will ever love you. Ever!" She flu up and left. Three second past.
Jet looked at his hands and felt proud. He just killed the lord of chao, Discord.
He jumped into the shower after three hours after encountering Fluttershy. He then heard a knock from the door. It was from her friends.