//------------------------------// // The Aftermath // Story: The Changeling Directive // by arcanelexicon //------------------------------// Something woke up Doctor Quack. Even with the fuzziness brought on by his drunken stupor, and his lack of glasses, he could tell that the midnight blue blob in front of him was Princess Luna. A very drunk Princess Luna “I was *hic!*ho- *hic!* hoping that we would be *hic!* unable to see the adornments of the *hic!*change- *hic!* cha- *hic!* changelings at night, but they *hic!* they glow in the dark" cried Princess Luna. Doctor Quack did the only thing he could do. He cuddled with the greatly intoxicated Princess of the Night. “Damn ponies!” groaned Doctor Quack. Doctor Quack's head was pounding. He tried standing up, only to find Princess Luna, Princess Celestia and Queen Chrysalis cuddling him, and hindering his progress. He looked around the room, looking for a way out but with Luna and Celestia pinning down his arms and Chrysalis on his legs, he was trapped. “Is there room for one more? The Crystal Heart had no effect on the changelings, and I landed here after Shining threw me at the changelings” said the Pink princess. “As long as Shining Armor does not murder me in my sleep, then yes” mumbled Doctor Quack. Cadance, the Princess of Love, moved her one time rival Chrysalis off one of the Doctor’s legs, and then snuggled with that appendage. Another groan of “Damn ponies!” escaped the lips of Doctor Quack before he once again fell asleep The headache was getting worse, it seemed that the weight of the world was on the Doctor’s head. He opened an eye only to find Twilight nuzzling to him. “I tried” whispered a despondent Twilight Sparkle. “What happens now?” muttered Doctor Quack. “I saw Pinkie making frenzied love with the fourth wall earlier. I’m sure she has something planned” replied Twilight Sparkle. "Damn ponies." ....and Doctor Quack had some cuddle wuddles with all of the Princesses of Equestria and the Queen of the changelings. Also everything is now okey dokey lokey. Changelings now feed on normal stuff like boring normal ponies. And then Doctor Quack had his brain cells regenerated. Aaaaannnnnndddd Doctor Quack's mouth was washed out with soap, and everything tasted like soap for the next few days so that he wouldn't use that kind of language again. “There! That should fix everything!” said an enthusiaistic Pinkie Pie.