I just can't handle the stupidity.
Red flag day four by the way.
I'm a moron. Hard, scaly claws and squishy flesh are not a good mix. At least not without some kind of lubricant. I hope no pony will miss the big bottle of soap I stole from the big bathroom upstairs. And I hope I don't have to go upstairs again in the near future. It's so not helpful to hear your mothers moan each others name! I know Twilight had a spell to keep herself in check, so Applejack must be the driving force. So is she the boss in the relationship? The book said there is normally one who takes lead in every relationship and if that is Applejack, isn't she ruling the kingdom? I mean, she properly could make Twilight do anything. Well, at least that wasn't a problem with Shining. Everypony knows who is the boss between the two of them.
I think Sweetie and I have to still figure this out for ourselves. And I think I will not the one to lead. I always just followed I guess. She is the hero and I'm the companion. I don't really mind that at all actually. I would follow her everywhere.
Back to dirty business. With the soap everything was so much more pleasant. And I finally learned that if it comes down to that, I'm not so different than a stallion. I build up pressure and then, after a while, it bursts out. Had to clean the mirror. But it was just as the book about stallions described. So no freaky surprise when I ever will be with a mare. That is very good to know. Not that I expected that fire would come out there too, or something like that. Totatlly didn't had a nightmare just about that. Thanks princess.
And I just noticed I should have washed up my claws before writing.
Also, I should open a window. There is some kind of stench in the room.