Diary of a Dragon

by truekry


Entry #13

You know, I always wanted to Rarity to look at me.

But not like that!

I went to the boutique today to apologize. With Applejack just behind me to make sure I don't wander off. It went good enough, I think. Well, Rarity opened the door, took a look at me and just glared me down. She asked Applejack if we could speak alone. I was lucky that Sweetie was out, because RARITY KNEW! She knew everything! She even knew of the party. The only way she could knew I know of is that Sweetie told her. Why would she do that?

So I was pretty much done for from the start.

I apologized like I had planned and told her that in my stupid - she made me promise to add this word - dragon head all made much more sense and sounded really good. I don't really know how dragons actually find love, but I think it can't be that much different. Do they at all? I can't imagine that two dragons just meet up and ask the other one of she wants any hatchlings.

So she knew I had a thing for her little sister. Surprisingly, she wasn't even really mad about that. She even told me it made sense. I can't see how but she said so. Rarity just wanted to know why I like her. Well, she knew anyway so I told her that it had made, click, as they say at the party. At least for me that is. And that I had this big idea about being a mighty warrior, conquering his princess on hearts and hooves day and so on. She said she would found it "sweet" if her shop did't had to suffer under that idea. Then she told me that Sweetie was out with her friend, which she also didn't had seen for a few months (Scoots and Apple Bloom visited her from time to time in Canterlot) and I should come back later to talk to her. I will do that.


Just two words. Apple Bloom. I thought my day was over, but no. Not only Rarity knew, Apple Bloom figured it out too. She came over after her meetup with Sweetie Belle to go on my nerves. Sweetie had told her what had transpired and she couldn't stop laughing. Well, I've gone a little over board but that was just mean. Thanks to "Romance for Dummies" I now know that a simple card and some flowers would have been better. And what I did would be more something for a long married couple who needed to bring back some swing into their relationship. See! I'm learning. Jeez. Give a dragon a break.