Twilight comes bursting into the throne room, carrying documents. "Cadance!" she shouts, panicked. "Cadance! Where's Princess Celestia?"
"Isn't she visiting the Griffon Kingdom?"
Twilight stops in her tracks, accidentally dropping her papers. She hurriedly attempts to pick them up. "Oh no. I forgot. Why did I forget? Surely I couldn't have overlooked a date as important as this one! I couldn't! And now with Celestia out of town, and Luna asleep, working the night shift, I have nopony to help me with this..." she stumbles over a few of her papers, trying to collect them up in a pile.
"Woah, woah, Princess, calm down." Cadance interjects. "You're flustered."
"Flustered?!" Twilight interrupts. "I'm losing my head is what I am right now!" she groaned, throwing the papers back to the floor. "I've had my appointment with the foreign council pushed back, I've had the media in my face over this riot earlier today..." Cadance's scouter started bleeping "...Celestia is dealing with the Griffon Civil War, I had to make the adjustments for Daylight Savings Time myself at two in the morning, or one in the morning, or whatever, and now I've got this insufferable mare lobbing me with calls..." Twilight's power level increased as she continued to talk "...some ridiculous proposal for some 'revolutionary' new 'technology' she calls a 'wind farm'..." two hundred, three hundred "...all my plans have just fallen apart since I got this briefing about a new wave of parasprites coming in from the west. Crops are going to be ruined across Equestria unless we prevent their spread and our economy will absolutely crash!" the Princess of Friendship grunted angrily.
Cadance whistles loudly, stopping Twilight's moaning in its tracks. The Pink Princess yells for the guard just outside the doors of the throne room. He enters. "What is it, Princess?"
'Oh crap' Cadance thinks to herself. The guard at the door was Flash Sentry.
"Cadance?" Twilight enquires.
'Screw it, he'll have to do' Cadance continues, internally.
"Come here, Flash."
He trots up alongside Twilight. Cadance pulls out two revolvers, aiming one at Twilight and one at Flash. 'I'm going to regret this' she sighs to herself, unloading a round into both ponies.
"I have an important engagement, Twilight. I'm sorry. I have to go."
Cadance storms out of the room, leaving Twilight and Flash alone.
"I know." Cadance sighs "It's a bad ship. It's a sucky, sucky ship. Those were two 'lust' rounds I just fired off. Anypony under its spell will be heavily attracted to another pony shot with the same type of round. The effects last until both ponies affected achieve sexual climax."
"Like I said, I'm sorry... but some mares just need a good bucking."