In a galaxy far far away.
Wait that’s not the story.
I know but it sounds more interesting than in a town called Ponyvilli.
Just stick to the script.
What script you’re just making this up as you go. I’m just the narrator that’s just a voice in your head.
Just get back to the real story.
Ok well in the town of Ponyvilli a teen pony named Scootaloo who was practicing to become a wonderbolt. Trying to live up to Rainbow Dash and be one of the greats. She was trying to make a sonic boom like Rainbow’s sonic rainboom but with her trick added spinning.
"Hey Scoots what you up to".
"Hey Rumble not much just practicing a spinning sonic boom."
"Cool me and some of the flyers from the academe are going to lunch in Cloudsdale want to come."
"Sure."
"Cool let me introduce you to my friends from the academe you know Featherweight and this is Takahata101 yes he’s a bat pony but don’t let his cutemark trick you he doesn’t eat ponies."
"No I don’t eat ponies just drink blood."
"Really?"
"Fuck no that stuff taste like iron terrible."
"Ok well nice to meet you I guess."
"Ya so Rumble is she the one?"
"What one?"
"Oh nothing."
"Yep she’s the one."
"What one what are you guys talking about?"
"Oh Rumble has a crush on you."
"Taka you jackass I was going to tell her that!"
"You moved to slow so Featherweight you haven’t said anything this whole time what’s up?"
"Oh I’ve just been taking pictures of the next top wonderbolts team."
"And who would that be?"
"The team of Taka, Rumble, and Scootaloo the three best fliers I know."
"Really man what about you?"
"I’m not that fast."
"Don’t cut yourself short I mean Scootaloo doesn’t even have a cutemark and she couldn’t fly for a good part of her younger years."
"Taka don’t be a dick."
"Did I say something wrong?"
"No but we don’t talk about Scootaloo’s disabilities it's very rude."
"Oh ok sorry Scoots."
"No problem it’s cool."
"So who’s up for hayburgers on me?"
"As long as you’re buying I’m cool Rumble."
"Ok how about you Feather?"
"Ya. And you Taka?"
"As long as you by the hayfries this time."
"How’s your trick going Scoots?"
"Not bad still haven’t broken the sound barrier."
"So you’re going almost 340.28 m/s cool wish I could do that."
"Maybe one day Taka but you’re slower than me and I can’t go that fast."
"You two just need to practice with me if you want to catch up to me."
"How long do you train? Oh I’d say about 10 hours out of the day."
"Wow I only practice 5 hours then I get bored."
"We all know that Taka."
"Hey I’ll have you know I’m twice as fast as you Rumble."
"Prove it you me and Scootaloo race now."
"You’re on and Scootaloo you’re going down faster than Rumble’s grades."
"Hey I get passing grades!"
"Ya d’s."
"Shut up and just come on we need a judge you know anyone?"
"We can ask Soarin, Spitfire, or Rainbow dash."
"Lets get captain Soarin."
"Ok where is he?"
"At HQ where else would he be?"
"Well lots of places the field' Ponyvilli, Rainbow’s bed."
"Really Taka really."
"What he could."
"Whatever let’s go."
"Hey Soarin."
"Hey Scoots what are you up to I haven’t seen Rainbow dash all day if that who your looking for."
"No we need you to be are judge."
"Ok who are you racing?"
"Rumble and Takahata101."
"Really are you giving them a handicap?"
"No they want to see how much better I am then them."
"Ok witch one likes you?"
"That would be Rumble."
"Oooooh ok I’ll judge for you but only if you help me on hearts and hooves day with Rainbow dash."
"Deal thanks Soarin."
"I wouldn't be doing my job if I said no."
"Ok guys the race is on your both going down."
"We’ll see Scoots we’ll see now let’s get started."
"Ok you all know the rules no cheating and no biting Taka."
"Ya ya I know."
"On you mark get set go. And there of with Scootaloo in the lead followed by Taka then Rumble."
"Come on guys are you even trying?"
"No maybe yes."
"Ha slow."
"Fuck of Rumble!"
"Just come on she’s 2 laps ahead."
"Well that was a fun race we should do it again sometime".
"Maybe late I’m tired what to go to my house I have soda and video game I have Ponyball z."
"I’m but no using ssj4 gogeta you cheat with him."
"Hey just cus you can’t beat him does me it’s a cheat character."
"Whatever you coming Scoots?"
"Ya I’ll be there in a minute I’m just going to have Soarin tell me what I’m doing wrong that I can’t make a sonic boom."
"Ok cool see you there."
"Hey Soarin can you help me with something."
"Sure childo what do you need?"
"Well you’ve seen Rainbow Dash’s sonic rainboom can you tell me what I’m doing wrong?"
"Let see what you got……ok you have speed down but your form when you’re spinning gets sloppy when you’re doing trick picture you’re doing for somepony special to you."
"I’ll try."
"Ok well I got to go bye. See you later."
"Ok now to go to Taka’s place where did they say it was? Hmmmmmm I’ll just call Rumble."
(“Do I turn you on? Maybe, yeah I'm wrong But I like where I'm going I leave when others stay I never re-decide I don't mind if you wait But I don't waste my time Crazy is just fine 'Cause I like where I'm going”) "hey Rumble your phone is going off."
"Can you hand it to me? What’s up Scootaloo?"
"You guys never told me were Taka lives."
"Oh sorry I’ll be there in a minute k."
"k just hurry up it getting cold."
"I’ll bring you my jacket."
"That’s cool bye."
"Bye hey Taka I’m going to go pick up Scootaloo she doesn’t know where you live."
"Ok but you could have just given her directions."
"But then it wouldn’t any fun in that."
"Whatever just go get the girl."
"Be right back."
"Took your sweet ass time getting here."
"Yea sorry I did bring the jacket."
"It’s cool I’ve just been practicing my trick I think I got it down now I want to show you."
"Ok let’s see what you got."
"Ok here we go" (come on Scootaloo you got this he’s watching don’t screw this up) she thought to herself.
"Wow she’s doing it she’s amazing" Rumble thought. And with one loud boom Scootaloo broke the sound barrier she started to spin the color became an orange and purple mix.
When Scootaloo finished she flew over to Rumble and said “so how did you like the show”?
Rumble leaned in and kissed Scootaloo right on the lips and pulled away and said “it was perfect” with a blush on his.
I’m glad you liked it because that was very hard to pull off.
"Yea I bet well we should get back to Taka’s he might get pissed if we blow him off".
"Ok lead the way."
"So Scoots what to be my super special somepony?"
"I would love to."
"Yes".
"So how was your two’s night because mine sucked."
"Sorry we’re late but Scootaloo finished her spiral boom".
"Really that’s what you’re calling it?"
"Yep."
"Ok well I just kill 5 online players."
"Cool oh yea me and Scootaloo are dating now."
"Cool oh yea Scootaloo nice cutemark."
"Wait what?"
"Scoots when did you get your mark?"
"I don’t know might have been when I did the spiral boom."
"So you guys going to sit down and play or are we just going to talk all night?"
"Ok give me a controller."
"Here you go." (Well this is the end of this story)