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// Meanwhile, in the alternate universe where Nonagon won and Equestria was plunged into eternal fanfics 
// Story: Nonagon's Ultra-Short Bite-Size Pony Fics 
// by Nonagon 
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"Wait, you can't do this!" Nonagon protested, pointing desperately to the top of the page. "The title says I won! You can't-"

"Metafics suck," Twilight Sparkle said. Then she hit him with an explosion of rainbow light, blasting him away until he was nothing but a distant twinkle in the sky.