//------------------------------// // 29. // Story: 8-Bit Pony // by Dawn Flower //------------------------------// “Alright, if I can move on now,” Twilight spoke up again. “Of course you can, silly,” Pinkie responded, with a big smile on her face. “We’re in the next chapter now.” “Not dignifying that,” Twilight deadpanned. “Now then, as I was saying,” she continued, as she brought the spell book back up in front of her face. “While I was searching through the magic tomes, given to me by the Tree of Harmony, I found a spell which I believe equates to an inter-dimensional travel spell. This may be similar, if not an Equestrian equivalent, to the method that you two used to get here. So if you allow me to test it out on you, I can possibly get you two back to your own world. Would that be alright with you?” “Meh, alright, I’ll give it a shot,” Black Mage responded, with his arms out at his sides. “But if I end up in that void dimension again because of this, I’m so going to kill you.” He then turned around so that his back was to her, with his hand at his mouth, as if in thought. “If Fighter ends up in that void dimension, on the other hand…” He then turned back around again. “Well, I’ll still probably kill you. As much as I don’t like him, I also don’t like you, and after this long day, I would literally do anything to indulge myself and end your life.” At this remark, Twilight lowered the book from her face and growled at him. “Can you at least try to be nice?” She snarkily asked. “Can you at least try not to be such a know-it-all bitch?” BM retorted. Twilight then angrily took a step towards him, getting up into his face. “Putrid pus ball of hate!” She screamed at him. “Pathetic excuse for a mage!” Black Mage responded, pushing back against her. “Stinky hat!” “Little girl’s wet dream!” “Just fuck already!” Fighter suddenly shouted out, with his arms in the air. Twilight and Black Mage both instantly stopped what they were doing and turned to face Fighter, keeping their eyes on him. “Can I kill Fighter, now?” Black Mage asked. “I’ll think about it.” Twilight responded.