//------------------------------// // CHAPTER FIVE // Story: Locked in // by Gassipons //------------------------------// "And how will that help?" Rarity inquired "You need to get rid of this feeling that farting is so uncouth -- farting in another pony's face is the best way to get over that fear, trust me!" Rainbow Dash laid down ready. "Come and gas me. I'll take it." Rarity was still rather lightheaded from the huge number of farts she'd inhaled, but slowly she managed to trudge over to Rainbow Dash and take a seat on her muzzle. "R-right. It's about time you got your just deserts." "Give them to me." Rarity closed her eyes. She was still a little embarrassed, but she knew what she had to do. She lightly lifted her rump and let an airy and squeaky fart spew from it. The concentrated veggie fragrance hit Rainbow Dash immediately, who simply took it in. She farted a second time, this time a little longer and a little stinkier. "I must say, this is certainly relieving." She giggled a little, pleased with the power she now had over her friend. She waited until another couple of farts tightly squealed their way out, smiling to herself as she began to smell her gas clouding around her. "How did that one smell? Simply malodorous, I should hope. Be prepared: I can feel a remarkable one about to break free!" Rainbow flinched as another stink bomb flooded her nostrils with the gross scent of cabbage and cheese. "Ooh, that feels simply wonderful! It does! Oh, do take a hearty whiff!" Rarity seemed almost to be getting carried away as she ripped a few more of her raunchy gas bombs and giggled. She didn't know why, but somehow she wanted to get a sniff of Rainbow Dash's farts again. Something inside her longed to hear and to smell her friend's gas. Rarity pulled herself off her friend and sat opposite her on the floor. "Oh, I feel like I'm having all the fun here. Surely you still have some of that gas to discharge!" Rarity let an odorous fart onto the floor, amplifying the squeal slightly. "Oh, you bet!" Rainbow Dash announced, springing up and lifting her right leg up into the air, letting a fart bubble loudly between her cheeks; Rarity countered with a loud hiss. Each pony's fart certainly reflected their personality; Rainbow's came suddenly and alertedly, blaring out from beneath her deep and wet, whereas Rarity's were softer, windier, and let the piquant scent of vegetables and cheese hang in the air with a sophisticated poise. Rarity was rushed by the dense stench of rotten eggs again. "Euch!" "Mine smell better than yours!" Rainbow protested, leaking an angry poot in the process. "Nonsense! Yours smell like repulsive, nauseous eggs. Hardly pleasant on the nose, is it?" Rainbow cocked a leg and launched a wet fart in Rarity's direction. Rarity scowled in appall and turned her backside to her friend, feeling the quick whip of squeaky gas escape from beneath her tail. The smell of eggs and boiled cabbage combined into one noisome cloud of gas. Both ponies gagged on the offensive smell. "Are you trying to compete with m-me?!" Rainbow Dash barked as she parted her tail and produced for Rarity maybe the wettest fart she'd ever heard. Rarity immediately countered the attack with a whining, squeaking fart for about twelve seconds. "Good one, Rarity! Just not good enough for me..!" Rainbow Dash rolled over onto her side, grunting as the sudden shift of her belly caused a lengthy round of flatulence to barble out of her. She lifted a leg up while releasing, gasping as she felt her perineum moisten slightly under the humid fumes. Rarity watched in both horror and amazement as the fart went on and on... Rainbow's face was one of pure concentration as the shift in her belly seemed to have freed a bounty of gas. It just kept coming out, getting progressively wetter and louder. Rarity harmonised her friend with a release of her own, parting her legs as she emptied the last few seconds of gas from her bowels. "Rainbow Dash!" She cried in disbelief. Rainbow's tail slowly flew in the breeze of her fart, which just seemed to continue and continue. Rarity had never witnessed a fart so long; the air around her was choked in the dense smell of Rainbow's own brand. At a great length, it diminished down into a silent hiss. She collapsed back in exhaustion. "My word, Rainbow Dash!" Was all Rarity could respond with. "T-t-two minutes... Five seconds..." "T-Two minutes and five seconds?! Really!?" "I beat him! I can do it! I can beat his time!" Rainbow dash sat up, panting but with a smile of pride. "Whoa. I knew I could beat his time!" From behind them the doorway into the security room clanged. The two ponies looked around in shock. The door slowly opened and from behind it stepped... Twilight. "T-Twilight? What are you doing here!?" Rarity blushed. "I could ask you two the same question! It's midnight!" Rainbow and Rarity looked at each other. "I have a night job here as a security guar-" Twilight stopped in her tracks; her muzzle wrinkled up. "WHAT is that smell!?" She coughed and waved her hoof around. "It smells.. Horrible in here!" "It's.. It's a long story." Rainbow Dash replied. Twilight sniffed a little more, and the look on her face showed she'd just worked it out. She glared at Rainbow Dash, who grinned back. "I-Is that beef I can smell?" "Y-yeah." Rainbow admitted. "Do you even know what beef is?" "N-no." Twilight stared at Rainbow for a second, but just broke out into laughter. "Wh-what!?" "Can you kindly let us out?" Rarity asked Twilight, who nodded and headed towards the exit door. "This place smells like it needs some fresh air, anyway." Twilight pulled out a key and opened the door, a wave of cool night air washing into the room. "Ahh! That's much better!" Rarity sighed, trotting out into the open. Rainbow followed. Twilight closed the door behind them and they headed off towards Ponyville. "Ooh, wasn't that just exhilarating!?" Rarity announced ecstatically. "Sitting there and knowing Twilight was just breathing in our gases; oooh, it was so naughty!" Rainbow offered Rarity a weird look. "I got the blame, you know that room was 80% your farts." The two ponies giggled to themselves as Ponyville came into view.