My Little Pony: Sonic Gen. Underground

by Jake Witt


Side Chapter: Tacos

Its a crisp, cold night and the other are almost ready for... What did they say they were doing? Meh. Hi, my name is-

"Sonata, how many times do I have to tell you?" Donut Joe asked from behind the counter, crossing his arms.

"Tell me, what?" I asked, again, forgetting what he's always instructed me.

"We don't serve Tacos!" He points to the door, "But my cousin Taco Juan does. And if you call it a Toca in front of him... wear a helmet."

"Okie dokie, sir!" I left the Krispy Kreme, looked both way like Adagio told me to, walk when there's no cars around or else Aria will slap me again at home. I arrive at the Taco Bell and looked back to Joe, who made a "shoo shoo"... um thing with his hands, you know? How they move in a... Where's Adagio when I... um... need her? Yes, Need! Maybe I don't need her.

I pull on the door with no result. Suddenly a black and white lady with a brown one, walk up to me singing. As they left singing, Joe met with me across the street and opened the door. Oh! I was supposed to push it! Why didn't anybody tell me?! "Thanks!"

Inside the place a heavenly aroma meets my... not snout. Take that, Adagio! Also there is a long line on people so I just stood behind the cute couple. There was a pink haired girl hugging on this cool guy with a guitar box-thingy, with spiked blue hair, and a black jacket. He didn't seem to like the girl... brother and sister? Maybe?

The pink haired girl looked up to him, "So Sonic, what're we getting?"

"Lady, my name is Flash Sentry. And I'm getting Doritos Locos Tacos and since you're staying with me, against my will, would you like something?"

"I don't care Soniku! :heart:"


Meanwhile in Equestria, both Sonics awoke from their sleep with a terrible sensation. Older Sonic looked to little Sonic, "For some reason, I think somebody somewhere has found Amy. And she might have dropped her contacts..."

The other Sonic tilted his head and shrugged, rubbing his belly. Big Sonic let out a muffled chuckle, "I guess you don't have the Chaos, Sonic, and Amy senses yet. One day you will, and it may suck. I wont spoil it. Enjoy your snack, I'm going back to bed."


I'm almost here! Wait, Adagio?

"Welcome to Taco... hell. Sonata, what're you doing here? And where is Aria?"

I took a step back, out of her pain range. "Aria took her usual noon nap and I wanted to go outside... I was also hungry, but that snack bar place has been closed for months so I came here for a Taco!"

"Why don't you just sing? I mean seriously, I work here and sing for this job with raise so that we don't spend money on trivial things..." Oh no, she's gritting her teeth. "Now what is your order or should I take this like your usual screw ups and show you out?"

"Adagio, what is the hold up?!" a man in an odd accent asked.

"Sorry Mr. Juan, I'll get right to it!" Adagio requested the money, "I put you up for a nice taco. Have a nice day."


Pinkie's butt had a weird tickling sensation as she walked Boulder and Gummy. "There's a meenie nearby..."

A blue girl in a purple hood smacked the doors with a bag in hand, a taco in the other with a slight grin. "I don't care about weird door physics... but it was still worth it!"

Pinkie recognized the look. It was the look of a person who just found their favorite food. The girl slid down the door, grin still on her face. Next to me, a purple fat guy with a frog looked over to his pet in his hands, "What's wrong with her Froggie?" The frog responded with a hop, starting the big guy to chase it.

I looked down to Gummy, "You wouldn't leave me... would you?"