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// Many small pranks 
// Story: A True Hater Of Equestria 
// by cheayhotbeef 
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     It has been three days since the last encounter with any living thing and Jet was getting bored. He decides to go through the village to look for some entertainment. This time was different than all those other times. The ponies of Ponyville would give disappointed looks of angry and the look you give someone when they act stupid. This was normal after the Twilight incident. Rainbow Dash flies in from the clouds above.
"Dude your so ugly that you were born on an ugly tree, and hot all the branches on the way down." She was sure to strike something in him, but all Jet did was stay calm and respond.
"But that's so much better compared to you because you hit your head on a stupid tree, then got dragged to dumbass forest." Jet wasn't sure how she would take that.
"W-what, I didn't think you would have a comeback for t-that." She could just imagine the worst he would do to her. Her wings suddenly stopped out of fear. This was all she prepared. She fell through the air only to be caught by Jet. He was holding her like a baby.
"Her insults are so weak that it's like making babies from a candy." He thought aloud.


"Knock knock knock Rarity" x3
"Go away. I don't want you here!" She yell within her home.
"Rainbow Dash's life is within that decision. You better not disappoint her!" Jet yelled back.
"What!?!" Rainbow Dash said squirming in his arms, but they again proved to strong for her. He quickly cover her mouth with his palm by grabbing the mussel and squeezing it.
"O-oo Kay." Rarity says nervously. She opens the door to see Rainbow Dash in his arms.
"Catch!" Jet says before tossing Dash inside, he then closes the door and runs away.