A True Hater Of Equestria

by cheayhotbeef


No reason to live forever

"Wake up!" Twilight then proceeds to dump water on Jets sleeping face. The door to his house was opened the wrong way. "And I think I broke your door"
"Okai, I'm up, what do you want?" Jet says as he sits up on his bed stretching his arms.
"Your late."
"To what?"
"Remember when we first meet a fortnight ago?"
Jet walks over to the calendar hanging on the fridge. It was circled with a grey crayon. "What happened that night? And is there a baby involved?"
"What? No. There is no baby and you agreed to see me this morning to discuss how you get home. Honestly it's like trying to slam a revolving door."
The cutaway shows Chuck Norris and a revolving door. When he puts his hand on one of the walls of the door, he turned it so fast that it collided with the other walls. He officially slammed a revolving door. The cutaway ends.
"Hey, I take life how I take my Skyflakes, one cracker at a time. You however shove the whole box in your face." Jet said as he glances over a Twilight. He was making breakfast for both of them.
"What's that suppose to mean?" She asked slightly annoyed, trotting over to a table. She sits in one of the chairs.
"That means I can choose what to do and not you." He begins to unfold a placemat from the pile in the center of the table. Then sets it in front of where Twilight was sitting.
"Well, if you want to stay in Equestria that's fine by me." Twilight then levitates a fork and knife from Jets tray of silverware. It was placed on opposite side of the plate being placed in the center of the placemat. Jet has made the table for breakfast for both himself and Twilight.
"I wouldn't mine staying if you would pay attention to me." Jet requested flipping a pancake at the same time. An audible sizzle can be heard.
"I do give you attention." Twilight says with Jet placing a pancake on both of there plates.
"Now pay more attention." Jet demands with a grin of his face. He takes a seat across the seat Twilight has taken.
"Fine, when was your birthday?" Twilight's inquiry started as they ate pancakes together.