"Rangers still struggle to apprehend Pokephile." Light read as he levitated the newspaper in front of him.
"Tch, idiots." Ryan snorted. "And can you focus? We ARE trying to look for someone after all."
"That doesn't mean I can't get some reading done." The Malamar insisted.
"Whatever." Ryan rolled his eyes. "Those rangers couldn't catch a cold in flu season."
"True, but I simply find these stories interesting." He then brought out an older newspaper from his trainers rucksack. "Like this one about that thief no one's ever caught, plus I find it funny reading about how they seem to struggle with these individual trainers. I bet you that I could catch some of these people." He said proudly.
"If we cared enough, we could, but we're not Rangers and we'll never be." He then looked up. "Hey Lucky, come down!" He called out to the sky. A certain flying- type in the air heard this, and promptly flew down to the ground.
"Yeah?"
"You see him?"
"No." The Fletchinder shook his head. "But I did see this really awesome fight between a bunch of Zangoose and Seviper. Hey, can we check that out?"
"No Lucky, you know how Slash can get."
"Come on." Lucky whined. "We've been searching for two hours, can't we have a break and watch two rival species duke it out?"
"No, and that's final." Ryan said firmly. "But you're right, we have been searching for a long time, so we should get a break." A new thought then crossed his mind. "We should probably get Slash before she finds the feud."
Ryan downed a can of Red Bouffalant while all his other Pokemon are their Pokemon food, except Guardian who had no mouth and Lucky who was fiddling with his amulet coin.
"You're making too much noise Lucky, stop it." Slash ordered.
"You're not my mum." Lucky retorted.
"I know, and thank Arceus for that." She mumbled.
"So where do you think this Calem guy is?" Lucky asked. "Why here?"
"If I had to guess." Light butted in. "I would infer that he is here for the Battle Chateau so he can get stronger without having to travel too much."
"Wow, thanks Light!" Lucky said happily.
"Yeah, thanks." Slash rolled her eyes at the know- it- all.
"Let's just hurry, it shouldn't be too far. Break's over." Ryan shot up from his seat and returned all of his Pokemon except Light. Him and his partner ran through route 7 of the Kalos and rushed towards the Battle Château. Once they made it, they ran through to find Calem. He looked around, but couldn't seem to find him until he saw someone using the PC. Ryan smiled to Light and walked up to him as calmly as he could. He knew this was that Calem guy. How did he know? It was because many of the people in the room directed their attention to him. Ryan walked straight up to him and tried to get his attention. He seemed quite flustered, but Ryan didn't care. He had waited too long for this opportunity. He shook the guy's shoulder harder and he turned around.
He saw his face for a second, before the face of the man he was looking for was gone and replaced by a light. Soon, everything around him became replaced with a light which in turn got replaced by darkness and a voice.
“Rest now my children, for when you awake a whole new world shall be your home.”
(A few moments later)
ARGH! I NEVER SHOULD HAVE JUMPED OFF THAT BUILDING! WHY!? COME ON! KEYCHAIN! HEY! THIS ISN’T FUNNY ANYMORE! PLEASE HELP! BY ARCEUS’S NON-EXISTENT BEARD, THIS IS SCARY! I’D FIND THIS FUN IF I HAD A BLOODY PARACHUTE, BUT I DON’T! WHY!?”, a glasses-wearing, beagle-like creature with a naturally forming beret on top and a long thin paint brush like tail, a Smeargle, yells as he falls from heights previously unheard of for a Smeargle to be born at.
But seeing as how this Smeargle didn’t hatch from an egg and simply popped into existence, in a manner reminiscent of a certain bowl of petunias and a sperm whale in a different universe, this possibility is forgotten at the sheer impossibility of the previous statement. As to why this happened, simply know that a god got sick of the things that were going on with his creations and decided to hit what is the equivalent of Ctrl-Alt-Del combo on his program saving only the things he liked and dumping all the information on another programming platform and hoped for the best.
Somebody(pony) was going to get in trouble for this. Oh well. This is not that story. At least not yet. Or maybe never. You’ll never know.
He had begun falling from a height of thirty-five thousand feet. There was no air and he fought to breathe. Hypoxia kicked in and he fainted. He free fell for about a mile and at twenty-two thousand feet, where there is breathable air, he jerked awake.
…Only to scream bloody murder as he fell. His slightly suicidal tendencies will kick in after half a mile of freefalling. He would have calmed down faster had he not discovered a few things. But alas, this is where we join him.
“THIS IS BEYOND STUPID! WHY ISN’T ANYONE CATCHING ME!?” A flapping noise behind him, that by all rights should have been unnoticeable by the intense wind whipping behind him, causes him to flip around and sees the previously mentioned brush-like tail oozing clear paint. “WHY IN THE WORLD DO I HAVE A TAIL!?”
He begins rubbing it with his now brown paw and marvels at the smooth sensation,”It feels nice! Why does it feel nice? And why do I have paws!?” He muses on this by rubbing the tip against his face as he sits cross-legged mid-air and flips a few times. He ruminates on his sudden brown tail. He examines his hands or rather paws now more closely and says more calmly, “I have paws. I have a tail. I am primarily tan.”
He flips one more time before spreading his body into a freefall position with his tail flapping behind him paws out to catch air resistance. He slows down dramatically. He fixes his glasses quickly that are thankfully still on his nose and concludes,” I am now a Pokemon. Why do I sound calm? Great. Just great. I’m about to die and now I’m a Pokemon. What kind of Pokemon? I have no idea. I want to know what kind of Pokemon I am at least before I die!”
For you see, the Smeargle was not always a Smeargle, but a former human under the name Akira. He is now at an altitude of eighteen thousandfeet and still falling. Most of the newly spawned Pokemon in this new world spawned on the ground with a few Flying types spawning in the air and a few Water types in the water.
Akira is an anomaly. He had a pastime of jumping off of high places when he felt suicidal. His Pokemon would always catch him when he started screaming, though. It was a game they played. A game that is now only played by him. As to why he fell at a height where there is no oxygen, that was because he had just jumped off an insanely high mountain for giggles.
He is panicking now, falling back onto his coping mechanism, and severely regretting not thinking this through. Not necessarily in order, if there was even an order.
As to why he is still falling, it is important to know that there is a law of motion which is an object in motion will stay in motion unless a force says so otherwise, normally in a painful manner. Jumping dimensions doesn’t count as a force unfortunately.
“I am going to die! I am going to die. I am going to die. Wow. This is a helpful thought process. WHY DID I JUMP OFF THAT CLIFF!? Oh, right. I only had fifteen minutes left of oxygen in the tank… But why didn’t I just try and make some of my own? I had not one, BUT TWO FLYING TYPES! I could have flown down instead. But no! You had to jump. Wow, this is an absolutely helpful thought process! Can’t change anything, Akira. How about you figure out how to minimize the impact!? Akira! Your name literally means ‘Clear’ and ‘Brilliant’ in a dead language! You can do this!”
Talking to himself. It is surprisingly helpful.
He scans his surroundings.“I remember that you’re supposed to try and slow down your speed by hanging onto things falling with you, but there is no bloody things to grab onto! Not even a bloody pebble!” From his scans he has come up with three absolutely useful things.
One: He is falling.
Two: The sky is blue with spots of white clouds.
Three: The ground is green with vegetation with blue lakes that are getting uncomfortably closer with each passing second.
An altitude of fifteen thousand feet is when he screams in frustration and despair, ”WHY MUST THIS BE PAINFUL!?” His bellow actually slows him down before he returns to terminal velocity.
“This is going to be painful.” Akira aims for the highest tree. He plans to use the branches to break his fall. He then hears murmurs underneath him. He spins quickly and sees salvation.
A pack of purple, balloon-like pokemon with four arms at the side, Drifblim, also known as the Blimp Pokemon, are floating along underneath him. They are also struggling to get their bearings in this strange new land. Albeit without the added stress of almost falling to their doom.
“MWAHAHAHAHA! SCREW YOU, ARCEUS! SCREW YOU TOO, YVELTAL! NOT TODAY!” Akira laughs maniacally. He quickly changes the plan from painfully slowing himself down on a tree to grabbing ahold of one of the Drifloon.He streamlines his body into a spear like position, arms tucked to the side, feet together, and tail flapping in the air like the end part of a kite. His target is the group of Pokemon called Drifloon.
As he gets closer, he stretches out a three-pronged paw in the hopes of snagging a flap-like arm. He yells,“So sorry!” He succeeds in the endeavor to grab a flap and drags the Drifloon he grabbed down a couple of feet. He quickly wraps his feet around the flap and hug it with his arms. “Yes!” His speed is now that of the Drifloon.
Which is unfortunate seeing as the Drifloon, startled, activates its hidden ability, Flare Boost which is an ability to upgrade an attack in power, in panic. Flare Boost in daily life tends to activate when the Pokemon is surprised. Guess what our current protaganist did? Akira had his head right underneath the red hole where a Drifloon would release its gas to float.
“AGH! A SMEARGLE!”, the Drifloon panics in surprise.
Akira catches a whiff of methane and sighs,” This is not going to be good. It most likely is going to be painful.” The gas comes out in full and the Drifloon deflates quickly as all the gas is expelled as they shoot straight up into the air.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Akira loses his grip and is sent spinning off into the distance. The Drifloon quickly reinflates and rejoins the group.
“What happened?” a friend asks.
“I have no idea.”
Another Drifloon puts in his two bits and says, ”Maybe that Smeargle was born above us and was falling down and used to be human?”
A short pause.
“HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” the trio laugh, drifting in the wind. The other Drifloon look at them accusingly and they quickly quiet down.
They go back to their silent migration, but not before one of them says,”But seriously, what just happened?”
Shrugs.
That answer most likely will never be found.
At least not by them.
As for our current focus, all you need to know is that he stays up in the air for most of the day. Being attacked upwards happens surprisingly often in the sky.