//------------------------------// // A Hand/Magic Made Home // Story: A True Hater Of Equestria // by cheayhotbeef //------------------------------// It has been a few days after Jet's arrival and he has found himself in a small hut with everything in one room. He has been living in his own house, in Ponyville, by himself, with all the things he need to live in one room. The house was a large box with a triangular roof and a few windows as well. One door also. His bathroom was in the corner of the house and was censored by a curtain. His bed was in the opposite corner as well as the having a kitchen by the door, across from his bed. He had a desk that was similar to a school desk, but some things were different. I was told by Twilight that I was not getting home anytime soon, but was welcomed in Ponyville until then. She said I can go see some of her friends and ask Applejack for a job working on her farm. He thought as he prepared to go by putting his keys in his jacket and closed the locked door. Twilight said she works at an apple orchard dubbed 'Sweet Apple Acres' and told me she has a cutie mark of three red apples with green lefts on top. Maybe I can talk to her about getting home. Maybe she was a unicorn like Twilight and knows magic. Twilight has told him about magic in unicorns, flight in pegai, and farming in earth ponies. As well as the rulers of Equestria, the other villages/cities, what a cutie mark is, what type of magic ponies can do, how much Magic a/an unicorn can handle, the clouds relationship to pegai, and the way spells work. The idea of making a basic rhyme to creat a spell seemed really simple and so overpowered, but Jet decided to not tell her that. When he reached Applejack's farm, Jet noticed that he had his mouth open at the vast majority of apple trees. Applejack rushed over to him from beside a tree and greeted him, saying something about Twilight letting everyone know about the human in Ponyville. Jet only asked for a job and that was the end of that. He had gotten the job but was surprised that he starts around 3 months because the apples weren't ripen enough. He decided to see another pony Twilight mentioned, Pinkie Pie. There first impression wasn't so good because all Pinkie did was jump up and down talking about everything that appears in her head, like the time she been in the Everfree Forest or the time when she was foal sitting for the Cakes. In one of Pinkies sentences, Jet suddenly left in a run towards his place saying something about being late. This was all a lie of courses to get out of her hair. This made Pinkie wonder what she did to him. Jet ran into the same pony she met before.He didn't say anything as he didn't care about her. "Hey Jet, it's been a while. How've you been and why are you running?" She asked "I've been very yes" Jet said, "I'm running from that annoying fucker, Pinkie three point one four one five six nine dot dot dot." Rainbow Dash was offended that he called one of his best friends a fucker but was changed when he spoke the numbers of pi. "I was having a chat with Twilight and she said to introduce you to another Pegasus named Fluttershy. Be warned however to keep that month of your under control because ponies generally don't like hearing profound language. I'll let it go this first time but don't say anything like that again." After a quick chat, she pointed Jet in the direction of Fluttershy's house and told me to knock on the door. As he did, she flew fast away from there for no reason. Great, I'm alone now about to be introduced to a shy pony with no reason what so ever other than that Rainbow Dash says so. The door opened and a soft whimper can be heard. Jet notice there was a pony at his legs trying to say hello but couldn't because of her nature. Jet took this opportunity to speak up and ask her a few questions about, her. "Soooo, are you Fluttershy?" Jet asks with a bit of pity in his voice. "Y-Yes, are you Jet? The human that Twilight has told me about?" Her voice was barely audible. "Yes but I was wondering if we can be acquaintances because I am lonely, lost, and parentless currently." His expression change into one of cryptic meaning, "A portal brought me here and it broke. I have no idea how to fix it and as far as I know, I'm never seeing my family and friends again" A soft gasp had been heard from Fluttershy and a force was pushing Jet inside. He was surprised that Fluttershy was sympathetic about him because this was meant to be sad. He didn't feel sad though. Something about this place was happy and gay. Sure he was lost and alone but those two were filled with friends and a house to call his own. Went inside, Fluttershy began to speak, "What have we here, a lost being with noway home? I must help you! Please, it will be no trouble." This was unexpected yet was a kind gesture. Jet spoke thus "I do not need help from such an animal as to be my savior." This was stated in a slightly harsh tone that made Fluttershys heart to beat fast. What did I do to deserve that? I must apologize for my behavior. Fluttershy thought as she sat close to Jet. "I'm sorry, but this is my destiny and you can't stop me. I must help you" fluttershy said looking his straight in the eye. "Or I'll force you" this was somewhat expected by Jet because Twilight had mention Fluttershy living with the spirit of chaos. "How will you force this 'swag' to make you help this 'swag'" Jet says being ever so disrespectful. Fluttershy didn't know what swag meant but she didn't like it when how he was using it. Her eyes visually look like it had A neoflect effect on them. Jet froze in place as he covered his eyes with his own hand in shear attempt to resist her stare. What made it so powerful? I don't like being controlled. With a quick swipe across Fluttershy's face that feeling of control died down and his grasp on his eyes vanished. He was caught looking at a crying Fluttershy. This made a sad since for all the animals were staring with disapproval. It secretly felt good but in order to keep the peace between them, he had to apologize... Or end her. "I'm sorry for hitting you because of your ugly but I do not need your help in any way, shape, or form. You must learn this before you jump to any conclusions. With this in mind, you must behave or never see me again." There was a short pause wishing his sentence than he continued with "meaning I'll kill myself" This snapped something within Fluttershy because she just had to help, she didn't care if he called her ugly, she wanted the best for him. "Ok I'll leave you be, but you must pinkie promise me that you won't hurt yourself any more." "Ok I pinky promise. Jeez, you don't have to be such a narcissist?" Fluttershy ignored that last comment and then says, "Say the rhyme to reassure me." She gets up from the ground and does her type of pinkie promise, the same as Pinkie Pie does and chanted the words. Jet uses his pinky finder and grips Fluttershys hoof. He uses his thumb to balance the hoof. He then says, "Pinky, pinky bow-bell, Whoever tells a lie, Will sink down to the bad place, And never rise up again." This was somewhat cryptic to Fluttershy but it followed the same principles of the Pinkie Promise. She agreed and afterwards Jet left her home. On his way out a bouncing pink party mare was bouncing along. "Hey! You're the guy who left in my sentence and you most the song I was singing. Do ya wanta hear it? Do ya do ya do ya?" She says excitedly. "Depends, what's it about?" Jet asked "It's about me introducing myself to you. Is that good enough explanation? She started singing before she here's Jet say no. Being of homeless Having to be parent less Stepping into the portal Oh, how my soul is on Happy as to meet thee Splendid as to see me Like a fruit in a tree Friendship with Pinkie Pie Thou be the giver of Cupcakes, candy, and love Picnics and partying, we will have all the funs; I meet all big and small Playing with my fav. ball I am speaking for all Friendship with Pinkie Pie You should accept that I Be friends till' you say by I feel we can be friends, if we spend time enjoined You should have learned to thy Faithful and fun to me Your next sentence will be Friendship with Pinkie Pie Jet just stood there with his mouth open as Pinkie breathes heavily. It was weird that someone would sing a song to someone new for the sake of being friends. This deeply frustrates and confused Jet. "Did you like it, I practiced it only once and made it myself" Pinkie explained. "So do you accept me as a friend?" "Fine" Jet says. "But only if you don't bring back up the fact that I can't contact my parents." "Yes!" Pinkie yells. The entire time she sang was while Jet was walking home along side Pinkie. If this was a show, you could see in the top right corner say, "Achievement Get, jardiniere, Befriend a Human"